Oh, I see Owen, you spent a mind blowing $30 a month for a cable modem. And this connection is supposed to make you a better person than me? Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm terrified of you, and your mighty 1/2 meg transfer rate. Hah hah hah hah! You know, my home computer has a mere 14.4 modem in it. And do I care? No. But if you want a pissing match, well fine. Consider these facts:

1. I live a block and a half from work.

2. I can get in to the place 24 hours a day.

3. I get unlimited use of their systems during non-work hours. 4. They have a T-3 connection.

That's right, I have a a 45 meg connection whenever I want it. And you're bragging about your connection, that you pay for, makes you better than me, the guy with a connection 90 times faster than yours that I pay nothing for? You've convinced me. Dumbass. So just shut the hell up you punk ass bitch. Oh, and because some people are under the impression that I may have been involved in the security breach of an ISP's network server a few months ago, like my name, my place of buisness will remain secret. At least until the statue of limitations is up. Oh, and the name is Lord Janus, mothafucker. God of the underworld. LEARN IT. Oh, and one more thing, anyone who bothers to access aol willingly, let alone through an ISP, has got shit for brains.

Oh, and Chaosblight, here's a few things for you to think about.

Army of Darkness sucks. Bruce Cambpell is a shitty actor. You were stupid enough to waste a ton of money on a worthless statue from a stupid Tv show no one liked. You are an alcoholic loser. You have no talent. You are nothing without your capture card. Your website is a joke. Your maintaining of this place is more pathetic than you are as a person, if that's possible. And guess what? I'm going to have someone rob your house, and take away your Capture Card, then you'll be as powerless as you are worthless. I hope you drink yourself to death. Oh, and since you don't seem to like Animal Rights activists, I'm going to subscribe you to every mailing list on the topic. And I think maybe I'll just email Mtv with your URL. They'll make you take down your site. Shit, I'll mail them the webring address, and every site will vanish. Then we'll have more space on the net for gangsta mp3s. I dare you to prove me wrong on anything I said about you earlier. Go ahead. You can't. ChaosBlight is a fat, stupid, worthless, drunken piece of shit. Go to hell ChaosBlight.

-- Lord Janus (godofyourworld@yourhouseinbedwithyourwife.com), December 15, 1998

Answers

This is just sad.

-- Frostbite (foo@bar.com), December 15, 1998.

agreed. this is sorry day in the aeon flux discussion forum.

-- Reprobate (clerk_x@hotmail.com), December 15, 1998.

Oh, and about the Animal Rights thing. It'd take three hours to find all those subscriptions and about 30 seconds to delete them. That's 6 minutes of work for you for every 1 second of work for him.

-- Frostbite (foo@bar.com), December 15, 1998.

This is pathetic, what the hell is it with you people. Its mostly Owens fault for saying such a stupid thing out of nowhere but why dont you give it a rest Janus

-- Cliff (ComdrBlood@xoom.com), December 15, 1998.

uh, it wasnt out of nowhere. janus had this big list of slams and such, going off on everybody. but i haven't even read a post in this forum for about 2 weeks, so i dont really care whats going on, at least not in this thread

-- Owen Black (Ob200bpm@aol.com), December 17, 1998.

Owen you are a liar. If you didn't care what was going on you wouldn't post anything about this tinkle contest. Everybody just cut the crap and treat this forum the way it is intended to be treated.

-- Reprobate (clerk_x@hotmail.com), December 22, 1998.

Reprobate:

My my, aren't we the self-rightous one?

-- ... (cel@ank.net), December 23, 1998.

Yeah, that's all great and stuff...but try looking up porn at work!

-- Jason Styles (Style-J@hotmail.com), January 20, 2003.

Bruce Cambell is great.

-- Sam (janecherrington@paradise.net.nz), January 20, 2003.

What is this? Flaming and Bruce Cambpell bashing. This forum used to be the only place on the internet that flamign did not exist. Well it did a bit but only in really pretensious ways(aka spelling and grammer).

-- Mark (nadar@BigPoppaPump.zzn.com), January 24, 2003.