Kill Mustard?

-- Anonymous, August 13, 1999

Answers

No, but I'm pulling my hair out waiting for today's Squishy!

-- Anonymous, August 13, 1999

Praise Mayonaise

-- Anonymous, August 13, 1999

God save the Dijonaise!!!

-- Anonymous, August 19, 1999

I want my--
I want my--
I want my BLT!

-- Anonymous, August 19, 1999

Which is sexier, Darth Maul or Mustard?

-- Anonymous, August 24, 1999

This is funny... ah, memories. Last year I sent her the address for this because we had a private joke about mustard.

Darth Maul is indeed sexier than mustard, the decision was, though not sexier than custard.

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2000