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-- evil poptart (wonderslut@gurlmail.com), September 06, 1999

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wanna know why those little smurfs are so blue? that's because there are a thousand of them all living amongstthose big ol' mushrooms and there is only one smurfette. she don't give a damn about any of them, she just hangs with papa smurf because he's too old to get it up and he's got a big mushroom mansion and lots of those smurf berries that she can go crazy on. life to her is just smurfy! lala la la la la lalala la laaaaaaaaa.............!

-- dogboy (fetch@hotmail.com), August 08, 2000.

la la lalalala la lala la laaaaaaaa....

-- dogboy (fetchboyfetch@hotmail.com), August 08, 2000.