Those idiots at _______ would make a million if they'd just __________.

here's my example (although you don't have to restrict it to TV like my example):

Those idiots who make the show COPS would make a million if, instead of selling those bullshit "best of COPS - Uncensored" videos, they'd make a video called "COPS: The Ones That Got Away." This would be a compilation of all the footage of the cops losing the person they're persuing, or just getting their ass kicked by the suspect before he escapes. I would buy one! all my friends would too!

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2000

Answers

Those idiots at FOX would make a million if they'd just televise REAL gladiator fights. think of it- convicted felons being ripped apart by the animal/person of the victim's family's choice. people love blood, punishment, and death. it would blow the socks off the nielsens. (not that i'm advocating killing killers, but i think there's a goot chunk of red/white/blue americans that would clamor for this type of show.)

-- Anonymous, January 10, 2000

i meant, GOOD chunk. (damn fat fingers)

-- Anonymous, January 10, 2000