DD#2 e-mailed this; not sure if it was supposed to be serious or not. Thought it would fit here, though.

FOR SALE: 200 canned hams 100lbs. dried beans 2000 gal. fresh water(including underground tank) 5000 watt propane generator 75 MRE'S 800 assorted canned vegetables 8 cases sterno (24 per case) 18 boxes matches 2000 rounds of 45 caliber bullets 10 cases 12 ga. shotgun shells 50 "D" cell batts. 75 "AA" batts. 47 "AAA" batts. 1 solar powered radio 4 cases powdered protein 1 milk cow 1 bull 7 laying hens 1 rooster 40x60 underground shelter (with separate livestock quarters) 1 wood burning stove 8 cords wood 43 assorted magazines (12 adult related) 12 flashlights 8 kerosene lamps 16 military blankets many other misl. survival items.

all items sold together or separately bids will be accepted starting 1/2/00. serious offers only.

-- justme (justme@myhouse.com), January 09, 2000

Answers

If anyone goes to it, pick up the laying hens for this old hen. (Forget the rooster...got one of those)

Taz

-- Taz (Tassi123@aol.com), January 09, 2000.

YOU got the rooster, Taz? I thought I had him. (Sometimes I think he oughta be stewed in a pot, but let's not get into discussions about DH's. That is...unless you WANT to go there! LOL!)

Hey, anybody heard anything new about Sysman? How's he doing?

:)

-- FM (vidprof@aol.com), January 09, 2000.

Is he laying hens? Are they laying hens? Are the hens laying them?

Are the hens laying the rooster? Is the rooster lying?

Is the rooster really happy, or is he just pretending? Are the hens pretending?

Was it good for them too?

Is this all bull? Some bull? A little bull? Are the adult magazines related to each other, or to laying roosters?

-- Robert A Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), January 10, 2000.

Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

A: The chicken....she has to get laid first.

-- justme (justme@myhouse.com), January 12, 2000.

I GOT eggs!!!

Do you?

-- Hatti (klavine@tco.com), January 14, 2000.

OH HAPPY DAY!!!

We aren't glowing in the dark.

Still watching!

Thanks, Hatti

-- Hatti (klavine@tco.com), January 14, 2000.