I'm wearing my big shoes. It's snowing and icy. there are lots of celebrities.

I'd like to hear your bets on what you think this combination will produce. How long before I fall and who is it that catches me? Where will my evening take me? will I return? will i end up at the hospital again?

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2000

Answers

I'd rather bet on when you will put real pictures on the snow page! :) Hmm. $1 says by 4 pm EST.

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2000

Okay, I guess I'm dim. What the heck is she talking about?

I'm betting that she'll trip over somebody in the early afternoon and fall off the edge of the sidewalk into a big puddle of slushy snow. She won't end up in the hospital, but she will catch cold and post a great many entries about the suckiness of being sick.

Oh, wait. That's Dana.

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2000

Pamie joins the circus!!! She already has the big shoes, and there's the potential for silly pratfalls - what with all the ice and snow, and...well...celebrities - they go to the circus don't they?

I mean really. Who needs Aspen when you can join the circus? Wouldn't Cal be thrilled?

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2000

Because I'm a total hacker, I figured out the URLs for the pictures from today's entry and thought I would post them here in case Pamie is too busy to make a correction.

The first snow one

The second snow one

The Monks I hope that works!

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2000

...thanks kim!...and might i say, i am disappointed that there is no shot of the big shoes --- at least i've painted a perfect picture of them in my mind's eye...

...nice...

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2000

Okay, I'm guessing that pamie won't make it two days without a vertical-footwear-related disaster. If she's lucky, it'll be Johnny Depp that catches her and saves her from the hospital. If not, Bill Pullman will catch her, recognize her, and hurl her down the mountain, after which she will indeed need to visit the hospital.

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2000

Props to Kim! I'm scared of you!

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2000

pamie has the grace and poise of a ballarina. it will be a major celebrity who in a fit of jealousy(cuz pamie walks with ease in big shoes) will trip and make poor pamie fall head first into a mound of snow and ice. pamie will of course sue for damages. it's the american way hehehe

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2000

pamie has the grace and poise of a ballarina. it will be a major celebrity who, in a fit of jealousy(cuz pamie walks with ease in big shoes) will trip and make poor pamie fall head first into a mound of snow and ice. pamie will of course sue for damages. it's the american way hehehe

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2000

pamie has the grace and poise of a ballarina. it will be a major celebrity who, in a fit of jealousy(cuz pamie walks with ease in big shoes) will trip and make poor pamie fall head first into a mound of snow and ice. pamie will of course sue for damages. it's the american way hehehe

Because three's a charm...

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2000

Whoa. Dude. Like, I was totally thinkin', deja vu, but then I thought, no way, it's just double vision, but then I thought, hey, that only happens side-by-side, you know, not like up-and-down? Unless my monitor's on it's side, and then I tried to see if that was what happened, and then the monitor turned off completely, and I'm, like, bummer, dude, so I plugged it back in, only there were these green sparks, and the tech support guy said, no, green sparks are bad; it's the blue ones that are good.

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2000

Pamie will fall into the unwelcoming arms of Janeane Garafolo who will be all, "Not this chic again. I thought I had her arrested..." Pamie will immediately get up, give her a standing Tae Bo kick to the head, turn around, take Johnny Depp by his heroin encrusted arm, and walk away with style.

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2000

Total hacker? *snicker* Yeah, I bet none of us thought to right click on the broken images and hit "properties".

My bet is that pamie arrives home with NO PHYSICAL INJURY whatsoever, other than a few knuckle scratches from smacking that model that Johnny Depp's shacking up with.

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2000

I bet that Taylor manages to sneak outside to find out what all that white stuff is on the ground. Which means that Pamie has to go outside in her bitchin' shoes to collect Taylor and bring his sublime self back in. She slips on a patch of ice, and is caught at the last second by Jonny Depp. She flutters her lashes at him and he is totally entranced... Even the scar tissue on her eyeball doesn't faze him.

As they gaze into each other's eyes, Taylor gets insulted that Pamie is letting him stand out in the cold, and complains loudly. This brings Pamie to her senses and she invites Jonny in to meet the rest of the Monks. He is so impressed by their brilliant comedy that he pulls some strings and arranges a fabulous movie deal for them all.

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2000

I was joking about the hacker thing, for the record.

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2000

Don't worry Kim, your secret is safe with us.

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2000

OK, so does anyone know where pamie IS? I'm without a clue. I know she said she was leavin' on a jet plane for somewhere, and I dang sure know she ain't home in Austin, because here in Dallas it was 85 degrees on Thursday. So where'd she go? Did I miss a secret entry or something? Or am I suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's? (No offense to those whose loved ones do actually have Alzheimer's.)

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2000

I'm guessing she's at the comedy festival in Aspen schmoozing with the likes of Andy Dick, Janeane Garofalo and Jerry Seinfeld. Pray she doesn't fall in front of them. :)

o.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2000