Should the SK run for President?

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Yes, I in all My Greatness, are polling the Members of the Forum!!!It was proposed Yesterday that I, the Great and All Powerful Squirrel King make My services Available as a dark Horse....eerrr Squirrel Candidate for the Highest Office in the Land!!!If you, the foul pink and brown Furless Apes will follow, and Back My campaign, then I will (for the Time being) Cease any and All Squirrel-Borne attacks on Your Infrastructure!!!Decide now!!!Your Time is limited, and My Time is at Hand!!!Which would you prefer???A bloated Plutocrat with a brain like A Squirrel???Or A Squirrel, a Squirrel, with the Brain of a King???It is Your decision!!!Long Live the Squirrel King!!!Long Live the Revolution!!!

-- The Squirrel King (StillNuts@upina.Tree), February 16, 2000

Answers

Go for it SK! You can't be any nuttier or more squirrley than what we have now ~:)

-- justme (justme@myhouse.com), February 16, 2000.

I absolutely concur with "justme's" opinion. (But in my humble estimation--it's the media/campaign managers who qualify for the "squirrely" category.)

In fact, Squirrel King, if you find yourself of the belief that you must drop out of this Presidential race, perhaps you should consider yourself as the primary presenter of "The Golden Nut Award" for squirrel-like behavior amongst candidates and campaign managers.

Think about it. It could be a whole new career! (Once you and your ilk finish trashing the electricity transmission lines this summer, that is...)

Ha!

One way or another--anyone know where we can have some lapel buttons made up?

:)

-- FM (vidprof@aol.com), February 16, 2000.


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