So I'm going to Jen's party at the Makeout Room, and she's got a forum question about what to get her that Phil started....what should I get her?

-- Lunesse (lunesse@lunesse.com), March 29, 2000

Answers

get her one of those cute stuffed monkeys, with velcro on the arms and legs so you can hang it off yourself or anyone/anything else. (the only reason i thought of that is because someone tied one around my neck at work today and it was kinda warm and fuzzy in a strange way, until another person grabbed it off me and arranged it in a rather compromizing position (one digit short of 70) with a stuffed Linux penguin)

-- amaebi (me@amaebi.org), March 30, 2000.

A ticket to Burning Man. By that time, she'll be so frazzled she'll need a vacation that'll take her as far away from school as she can get... and there's nowhere farther than Black Rock City.

-- Charlie (mistercat@mindspring.com), March 30, 2000.