Ok,A heavy smoker,a heavy drinker,and a gay guy are in the Dr's office and the Dr calls the hd(heavy drinker),he comes out and the others ask him what he said and he replied the dr said that if I have one more drink I'll die,the hs(heavy smoker)goes in and comes out and they ask him what the Dr said and he replied the Dr said if I have one more puff I'll die the gay guy gets called in and comes out and they ask him what the Dr said and he replied the Dr said if I have one more man I'll die.So they leave and they're wlaking down the street and they pass a bar nad the hd said I don't think that one more drink will kill me so he goes in and sure enough he dies so the gay guy and the hs walk by another smoker and they see he threw a cigarette butt on the ground that wasn't smoked all the way and the hs says I don't think that one more puff will kill me and the gay guy replies well if you bend over we're both dead.

-- candyman (andy_poke@hotmail.com), April 04, 2000

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I hate when that hapens!!! Pretty good Andy!!

-- Tony (amcdaniel@riteaid.com), April 04, 2000.