A guy walks in to a restaurant and sees a sign that says Cheeseburgers $2.00, Handjobs $10.00. He calls over the waitress and says, "Pardon me Miss, but are you the one who gives the handjobs?" She says, "Well yes I am!" He says, "Well wash those hands and fix me a cheeseburger!!"

-- Tony (amcdaniel@riteaid.com), April 05, 2000

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that is sickeningly cool?

-- BooBoo (primaltron@yahoo.com), April 07, 2000.