A Dating Story on TLC is looking for matchmakers in the Austin area. We've been reading about these wonderful bachelors Pamie knows, I'd like to see her fix one of them up on TV. You would be a hoot explaining why you set up the people you chose.

-- Anonymous, May 31, 2000

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ooOOOooo pick me!

I'm 24, single, attractive, SWM, blonde hair and blue eyed, and I have a promising career as a monkey in a cubicle! I can do tricks like a hustler too!

-- Anonymous, May 31, 2000

Bachelors, hell. Someone should set ME up. I'm older and damn near impossible to match and it would be an interesting and entertaining challenge, perfect for television. Those wonderful bachelors are all so cute and fun, it would hardly be an effort to work as their matchmaker. Me, I would cause the audience to cheer and shout when Mr. Wonderful finally appeared. After all, doesn't everybody enjoy watching the underdog finally win?

(Not that I'm a dog. It's an expression. Geez.)

-- Anonymous, May 31, 2000

This is a fine idea, considering your success rate.

-- Anonymous, June 02, 2000

Tricks like they do in Hustler? Woo...gotta love the limber boys. ;)

Sorry, that's what I pictured when I read that first post initially. Had to share. I'm a bad person. Shame on me.

-- Anonymous, June 05, 2000