Since I'm not going to be here to celebrate, would you guys mind making my webpage feel good while i'm gone?

you know... cake, ice cream, maybe a show. or flattery.

or sing a song or two.

dirty jokes?

i don't care.

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Answers

Happy Birthday, Squishy! And may there be many many more!

Squishy, you and Pamie have brightened my weekdays since I first came across you back in Nov '99.

Thanks for all the laughs!

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Happy Happy!

I love me some squishy. You're on the same page with many people who adore you, Pamie. For real, though. That's a pretty big deal to celebrate, after all.

*snif*

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Happy birthday to you...happy birthday to you...happy birthday to Squishy...happy birthday to you...and many more!

Thanks for all the laughs from someone who knows your family almost as well as you do! - Love Ya Pamie! - Robyn

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Happy Birthday, Squishy. Have you lost weight? Oh, c'mon. I know you have. God, you look so great. I have been thinking a lot about you lately, it's funny we ran into each other on your birthday like this...

Wow. It's been a long time. We should really get together, Squishy. How's your mom and dad? Good...good. Listen, I don't know about you but, I'm getting a vibe here. Am I crazy? Is it just me?

Well, look. You still have my number, I guess. Call me sometime soon. Really. I mean it. You look great.

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

All right ... who's doing shots?!

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Hey, check it out, y'all! I've got the margaritas and those mini-hot- dog-wrapped-in-dough-stuff things! Happy birthday!

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Happy Birthday Pamie!

Wow, you look better every time I see you! And I love what you've done with this place. You would hardly recognize it from the empty shell when you first arrived. No, no, I'll only have a small piece of cake... gotta watch my diet, argh. Yes to the ice cream, though. =)

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2000

Happy Birthday Squishy!

You look mighty thin these days? You're eating, right? I know mom feeds you pretty well.

So, how's life? Got a boyfriend like mom?

You look wonderful, so much more sparkly and bubbly than ever before!!!

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2000

happy birthday to you... happy birthday to you... happy birthday squishy (and pamie), we love you!

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2000

There once was a girl named Pamie
Who through her whole life was ham-my
She got her own site and shone like a light
But we all know she writes in her jammies!
Happy Birthday, Squishy, you are awesome! Thanks for giving me a reason to come to work in the morning! lylajournaljunkie

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2000

Happy B-day to the girl with the biggest pussy I have ever seen.

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2000

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2000

well we were going to have a party anyway this weekent, now we have a theme! happy birthday squishy!

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2000

Happy Birthday Squishy. You may be two, but you don't look a day over one! :)

-- Anonymous, June 18, 2000

Happy Birthday Week, Squishy!

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2000

HBD - glad i discovered ya.... your site makes me jealous on a daily basis now, and i don't know what i'd do with out it.

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2000

A little late but I was very busy during birthday week.

Happy Birthday Squishy!!! My life is so much better with you in it!

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2000