Man Who Threatened To Move To Canada Before Election Still Here

© 2000

CEDAR FALLS, IA-- Despite repeated pre-election threats of expatriation, area resident Ron Glick remains a U.S. citizen, acquaintances of the 43-year-old reported Monday. "For weeks leading up to the election, Ron kept saying, 'I swear, if that clown wins, I am moving to Canada,'" coworker Paula Vogel said. "Well, he's been at work every day since, so unless he's commuting from Winnipeg, he's still here." Glick has threatened to renounce his citizenship every four years since 1980, when Reagan's victory was supposed to have precipitated his emigration to Spain.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000

Answers

Bush hasn't won.

I doubt if he were the only one who has those feelings of leaving if we are forced to live under the rule of that **&%!#^&& (*$@ )U&*%$# ^#$&*(* Bush.

*smile*

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000

Oh Cherri,

Why do you use such terms for someone you've never met?

I went to high school with GWB's younger brother. He's one of the most decent guys I've ever known. And I have trouble believing that his older brother is so hugely different.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000

John:

I went to grade school with Manson. I remember him as as a nice enough kid. Who could predict helter skelter?

Best wishes,,,,

Z

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000

Advantage - Z.

John, you might want to read this. I assume it's been awhile since you've been in school.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000