BUSH'S INAUGURAL ADDRESS

My fellow Armenians,

As I stand here today, looking out over this magnificent viagra, I think we can agree that the past is over. Our country is ready for a fresh, bipolar approach. I want to bring america together. We are the hill shining on a city, and each of us can get to the top if we set our feet to it. Americans have made their decision. They don't need sympathy; they need absolutions. We need to move beyond the petty armadillos. Politics doesn't have to be the way it is today. We can make the pie higher. Let everyone who needs to put food on the table put their family on the table. That's my record; I side with the people. And front for the money. But I back away from challenge. A president has to think not only of himself and his family and his baseball team's families, but of all American families. I don't believe a president should be choosing who are the right American families. I don't believe a president should be choosing who are the right americans and who are the wrong americans. All of us are together, white or wrong, black or right. Or perversely. That's why my tax cut is as broad as we are. And it will give our expansion a timely second dose of wind. I say there's a cost to inaction. I haven't done the acrobatics, but it's probably around a trillion dollars. That's a good round sum to offer to everyone, especially our seniors, who are the backache of our nation. I would like to take a moment to mention my mother, Barbara Bush, who taught me to read and write when I was still knee high to a lawnmower. We need our seniors to be free to pass on their life's work to those they love, and especially to pass on.. We know that America is the best in the world. We are the great super premium; we cannot afford to be unleaded. We need a sharpeneds word to light our way. The purpose of prosperity is to make sure the American dream touches every Heart with money. Progress can be slow; you measure it in inches and feet, not miles or kilograms. Or cantilevers. I worked in Texas by common sense and plain dozing. I got on with small business, because I was one myself. I'm less now. But I'm also more. We are all less and more. More or less. And I believe we must match our compassionate hearts to our preservative minds. I know you would rather be watching TV, and so would I, so I will draw to a confusion. My message is: I will get things done. I will inspire. I will appeal to people's better angles. I will prove that politics can be bigger than you ever thought possible. We will trust the people we serve, and serve the people we trust. But we shall not trust the people with the money of the people who paid to get us here. Together, we can do what needs to be done to preserve this great bastard of freedom. Thank you and God Help America. No trees were destroyed in the sending of this message, however, a significant number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

-- Anonymous, December 17, 2000

Answers

BWAAAAHAAHAAAHAAHAAA!!!

Don't forget, he wants to "learn our childrens" too!

-- Anonymous, December 17, 2000

Whoever maintains the Redneck Translator webpage needs to add a "Dubya" filter. We is going to needs it....

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2000

GWB will overcome the weak parodies offered by the ‘limp left’ and be a great leader of our country. You three posters however will not overcome the insidious effects of trailer-trash inbreeding you are so willing to demonstrate on this forum.

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2000

Can't wait to watch Saturday Night Live every week for the next four years! It will almost make it bearable that we have an idiot running our country if we keep him in his proper perspective.

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2000

trailer-trash inbreeding

Barry, you talking about your mommie, daddy-grandpa-uncle are ya?

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2000

Oh Cherri, you seem to be so angry these days. Running out of food stamps?

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2000

Barry is the same troll that used to post as "I h@ve.spoken"

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2000

And an accurate one at that!

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2000