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-- Anonymous, December 30, 2000

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Only a buck to learn how to protect myself from the Invisible Operatives (tm) who've been drinking my beer, changing the channel, not flushing the toilet, eating all the pepperoni, and deflating my blow-up doll? Sounds like a bargain to me!

-- Anonymous, December 30, 2000

Ah.....these must be the same Operatives(TM) who fiddle with the volume control on the car stereo while you're shopping.

Now it all makes sense to me............

-- Anonymous, December 31, 2000

Not only that, but they also leave the cap off your toothpaste, drop crotch hairs on your bar of soap, and dump whole handfuls of crumbs into your toaster's crumb drawer. Very dangerous, I'd say.

-- Anonymous, December 31, 2000

If these are the same gremlins who manage to scramble and mis-match all my socks, I propose the death penalty.

:)

-- Anonymous, January 01, 2001