It's Friday! Chat away.

-- Anonymous, January 04, 2001

Answers

I have to be the smart-ass and post here on the 4th.

-- Anonymous, January 04, 2001

Yeah. Smart-A.

Does anyone know how to make categories on this thing?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

$20 that Phishy character is a 38 yo man.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Y'ALL - pamie got big time trolled last night. I missed the whole thing.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

By the way, this morning I am rocking the house to The MATH Club: 1+1+1+1=Fun!

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Where are y'all?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I'm here. I have a little cold. I think I might have to go to the hospital.

I saw where pamie got spammed last night, but the padding people had already e-mailed her about it. Stupid trolls.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Thing is, she FOUND the trolls. They have their own little Troll UBB. It's all about "let's get squishy! those people are so stupid!"

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Are you serious? Does she know who it is?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

shut-up!

what were they saying?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

i'm rocking to shelby lynne this a.m.

how old is she?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I just found my 'lost' Shelby Lynne CD in the dark recesses of my back seat. So happy was I!

Al, did she give you the URL? Inquiring minds want to know.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I have no idea. She's hot, though. www.shelbylynne.com

She's probably 30 or so. She's actually been recording as a country artist for years, and all of her old fans got pissed at this new album. Screw them, I say! I love it so much.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

She is hot.

She was country? Bc I uh, might like country, and I've never heard of her. Of if I have, it's escaped me.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Doesn't she have a sister that sings, too? Because I think I remember her playing at Poor David's recently, and a reference to Shelby Lynne there somewhere.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh, I might love it. Yeah, she was country. But still obscure. You would probably like the older stuff. A lot of sad stuff.

I'm all about the sad songs.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

She has a sister? Wha? I would die.

Meredith Miller (I think that's her name) opened for her at Sons of Hermann when I saw her. She's a Dallas local. They're not sisters, but Meredith is pretty good.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

No, it's not Meredith Miller. Hold on...

Okay. I looked it up. Her sister's name is Allison Moorer. And she did play Poor David's, right after Hardlucy played there.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Ooh, Allison. Allison Moorer's first CD is called Alabama Song. May be something to look into.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Well, we might have to karaoke to some country songs then.

And dedicate them to Fleeah.

I'm still curious about the trolls...

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

WHAT? How could I not know about this? How, God? How? I'm all over that.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh, you should be. I just listened to the title track. Fine stuff.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

So did I. The bomb.

I just ordered her two cds. Never let it be said that Al Lowe wastes time.

She may waste money, but never time.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Damn, girl. I was just thinking I'd ease into it with Napster.

There may be some CD burning taking place at the next Chao house party. Maybe we'll call it the Chao House Burning Party.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Bring 'em to Vegas, baby.

I don't have real player on this computer, so I couldn't listen.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh, the trolls. I did not elaborate. She found them and blocked them, so it's over, but here's their URL.

Now, don't do getting your bitch on over there like I wanted to. I was severely tempted. But, since she shut them down, I'm not going to start it up again.

http://pub39.ezboard.com/fsundancekid11sasylumfrm1.showMessage? topicID=148.topic

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Y'all, I need a cd burner so bad. I would save so much damn money. I think I'll get one after all this Vegas travel is over and I can afford to eat again.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

We've taken control of Joey's while his computer is here. Maybe we should have a burning party tonight if the other D/FW peeps don't want to party with us.

Oh, I'm sure the trolls are all, "Let's get SQUISHY!" How inane.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh yes, burners are my friend.

Crap! They deleted that post.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

No, Han. You have to go here: http://pub39.ezboard.com/fsundancekid11sasylumfrm1 and click on the "For your entertainment" thread.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Yeah, I just tried pasting it into my browser and it didn't work. But then I clicked on the link pamie sent me in e-mail and it did.

I'll e-mail it to y'all.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh, yes - some country karaoke will be done. Pamie will hate it. Ha HA!

I hope they have some Dolly Parton songs. I will bring the house down on "Jolene" if they do.

AB - if Hardlucy ever needs to bring in a girl singer, do you think they'd let me do "Jolene"? It would work nicely with "Whiskey River."

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

No, I read it. It was pretty stupid.

What nazis!

Yeah, you're a moron.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I know. Nice troll message board, Trash.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Y'all need to go read the Kaga-san bio I posted on my beloved Iron Chef thread. (It is now my favorite thread in the forum.)

He was the first Japanese Jesus!

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Y'all "Phishy" is such a man, and "Cooter" (who are these people with their SNs??) just called him on it. It's in the Tighten thread in L&S

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Well, Al, if they let me lead a drunken version of Auld Lang Syne last New Year's, I'm sure they'd jump at the chance for a guest singer who can actually sing.

And, oh, Vegas Dolly Parton karaoke? Me and Islands in the Stream are so there.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I just read that! Not only was he the first Japanese Jesus, he was the first Japanese Tony in West Side Story! I can't take it.

I just watched the "Lego Chef." Pretty funny.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

AB - you can come to my apt tonight before the D/FW Girls thing if you want!

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Sounds good! E-mail me your address/number so I can print me out some die-reck-shuns.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Done. H, you can come, too!

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh, how much fun would that be? Hannah, Columbus isn't so far from Dallas, you know.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Yeah, H. You just take the Lovers Lane exit off of Central. You know where that is, right? See you at 7.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Okay, I'm here. I had to have the foot x-rayed.

I am so going to check out that troll message board. The thing is, in a little way I feel like the pamie board deserved it. It is, after all, chock full o' nuts.

T. Kaga was so many great things. Jesus and Jean. And did you see where he was the first Japanese Tony in West Side Story??

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh, everybody's all hugging poor wittle baby brat ruderstupid in DSAS. Whatev.

I'm out, girls. Must clean this junkpile and run errands before the Lowe House Party tonight.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

T! Hooray!

How's the foot? How's Clyde?

Yeah, the pamie forum kinda had it coming because of all the trash. I don't know if y'all have noticed, but she is sort of quietly clearing up and deleting some of the old stupid threads. Like in the Crush section - a lot of the ridiculous ones are gone. Not that they're not all ridiculous in that forum, yo. Except for mine, of course.

And, I think posting a topic link at the end of her entries is going to get things back in a good direction, if the fuzz freaks can be distracted from *hugging* themselves. God, their idiots.

By the way, H. She's banning Phishy today.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Of course, I meant "they're idiots."

Dammit. I'm an idiot, now!"

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I'm meeting with Clyde's doctor on Tuesday, so I'll know more then. We'll see.

Okay, Ratsy just posted. It was a minor one, but it involved Sailor the Rat, so you know.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh...T...did you not hear?

Sailor died, girl. Last week.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Ha. They're having another Atlanta gathering. Think I'll stay away from that one.

Alone, in the suburbs, with ruderho. No, thanks.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

On no! Sailoe died??? Where was that posted?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

If you go, bring the cell phone so you can call for backup if needed.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Mike! Been thinking about you all morning. I have been jamming to The MATH Club cd, and I love it in "Be Like Mike" when the kid says "But most of all, you a good guy, and that's why I wanna be like YOU!"

T. Yes. RIP Sailor. I'll have to find it. It's in DSAS somewhere. I guess you were still on vacation. H and I mourned.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Here's what she meant to write:

Dear Forum,

Plese send me lots of sympathy because I'm a whiny brat who can't handle my business and only finds validation from people I've never met sending me **hugs** on an internet forum.

Sniffily,

rudergirl

P.S. This letter could also be written by leigha.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

or It's Kat.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I jsut found it in the missing someone thread. Ratsy just extended his condolences. Cricket likes Ratsy, and for that, I like her.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

It's also on this page: http://www.pamie.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000056- 7.html in the last DSAS. I got all sad about it and said you would also be particularly upset.

Poor rat.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Ya know, you can't copy and paste links off these board into the browser and have them work. WTF? Why not?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Joh - Michy Garnier is pregnant? Lucky duck. I guess.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Yeah, and Sir Ratsy posted his condolences last week too. Oh well.

See, I knew that Phishy person was a troll.

Maybe pamie can ban FUZZ.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

No! Another Mich. A girl I work with.

Haven't communicated with Michy since June.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh. Well, not people will just think that Sir Ratsy is retarded. They've thought worse, I guess. I am out of the Ratsy loop.

Rudergirl is pitiful. It's like she had this awful life - she's from Gadsden, her fiance dumps her, and she gets to be the queen of the nimrods on this board. It's sort of sad, except that she's a total bitch ho, so I have no pity for her. And besides, it's pretty self- inflicted.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Allison, can you make rudergirl's forum title "Queen of the Nimrods"? That cracked me up.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Any good real life Ruderho bitch stories?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

She's upset because her boyfriend, who she lived with for two years, apparently went out and bought her dream house immediately after the broke up.

I can see how she might be upset, but come on. I mean, seriously, come ON. They broke up! He can do whatever he wants! He can go out, meet a girl on Monday and marry her on Tuesday. He'd be a jag, but it's his life.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

No, I think he pretty much has to live the rest of his days in sackcloth and ashes.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh, for christ's sake. They broke up! What is her problem? Suck it up. Shit happens. Yes, that would be a sucky feeling, but it's not like he bought the house to irk her.

And also, he works for CNN. He's a producer. My friend Hadley is a producer and I know that those folks are notoriously underpaid. They have great benefits, but I don't know one who could buy a house. Of coure, according to ruder, he comes from money, but for Gadsden swing- set trash like her, all that could mean is that she's allowed to order dessert at the Olive Garden.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I'm surprised he didn't buy a house in Minsk just to be far far away from her.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Hi T, catty much? Why yes, I am.

Did y'all read Meg's entry today?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I'll be back in a minute.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

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Hahahahahaha. Oooh, damn, T.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I think he just made sure the house had a good security system.

You realize, of course, how all this will end. It's Kat will hook up with rg's former fiance when she roadtrips there, and rg will burn down the house with both of them inside. The trial will be on Court TV, and leigha, PigFatt and the rest of the fuzzy freaks will testify -- except for blurboy, who mysteriously can't be found. He'll apprear at the closing arguments on the arm of his new bride, Jessifer, and rudergirl will die of a broken heart. Jessifer will be hospitalized for some sort of attention-seeking disorder, and blurboy and PigFatt will kill each other in the fight over who gets to post the e-mail on the padding thread asking for squsihy **hugs** for everyone.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

what the? it wouldn't let me copy and paste from T's message. Hmm.

y'all. go here - http://www.mediatrip.com/garytherat/index.html

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Mua ha ha ha ha ha hahaaaa.....

I love it. Except that I don't think blurboy has any idea of what a freak HE has become. He seems like a nice enough guy and now he's all involved with these nimrods, and nearly got down and dirty on ATL soil with their Queen. He dodged a freak bullet for sure.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

It's like a GIANT shoutout to us. Holy Shit.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

When will ruderbeyotch realize that I AM T?????

Sheesh.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

(The Real) T, I wish you would go to the ATL gathering and wear your MATH shirt...

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Allison - did she email you about her travails? If so, I'd love to see the forward.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I think I'll sign my DSAS letters (The Real) T from here on out. Think she'd whine?

Oh my god, that's a good idea. But I would need a reason to only stay for a minute or so. But yeah, I'd go, take off my jacket, and there would be MATH, emblazoned on my chest. Ha ha ha. I wish that one of y'all would go with me, though. I wouldn't want to face that crowd alone.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Did y'all check out Gary the Rat?

"I'm gonna kill that fuzzy thing."

You numbah one karaoke!

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh my god, did y'all see where ruder had to remove her AIM from her work computer? Hee! Y'all know that she works with boo, right?

I am so waiting for her to be fired because of her squishy use. Then she'd whine abotu Pamie, I bet. Lord, that cracks my ass up, though.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh, more about ruder - whatever. Who would want to be with a guy who would consciously buy a house OTP in Smyrna?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I haven't looked at Gary the Rat yet. My computer can't do but one thing at a time.

Y'all, according to her journal, which I do not read but saw a link to today, Meloonsa is thinking about taking a leave from law school.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Allison. Quit whatever you're doing and go check out Gary. You will die. DIE. You too T. They say "numbah one."

Please. For the love of MATH.

Where does Ruderho say she lost AIM?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

She's also theoretically planning our next Fairfax to Fells gathering, which means we'll probably never meet again.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

You seriously need to practice some subterfuge and plan a back-up FPtoF. Ain't no way she's going to plan anything.

D/FW is meeting tonight. AB is coming to my house! I need to go home right now and clean it up.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

In one of their stupid padding threads. Cracks my ass up.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh.My.God.

"YOU NUMBAH ONE RAT!"

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Gaaaah!!

Shout. Out. If I din't know any better, I'd think that one of us had something to do with this. I think that Sir Ratsy needs a brother named Gary. Or Sgary. Or whatever.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I done tole you! Can you believe that?! I like, "I'm gonna kill that fuzzy thing."

It's amazing.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I loved it.

My favorite thing about that rg/ AIM conversation was the bit before it about the junior colleges they are all planning to attend.

Look, I know I went to Alabama, people. But I can still be a education snob, right?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

And speaking of colleges: From the fuzz thread...

leigha: "Once Mike is out of college, I'd actually consider getting out of Texas. I mean, they have nursing schools all over the country, so I could get that anywhere."

1.) Obviously I'm not the Mike in question and

2.) You could get that anywhere? Girl, you have to actually be admitted to the school first. I'm sure that crap-ass transcript means all the schools in the land are recruiting you like nobody's business.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

WHAT IS IT about this forum that causes me to make typos?

"AN education." God.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh, word. They say they want to be nurses but I have a feeling they're going to those Medical Assistant schools that you see during the Queen Latifah show.

Y'all, I have been sleeping like a log lately. I'll fall asleep at eleven and it is a struggle to wake myself up at eight. It's a little worrisome. Squishy **hugs** for me???

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I'm heading down the hall to get some Advil for this headache. Say a prayer for me?????

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

**hugs for Teri**!!!!!!!!!

We have one of those schools in our building. God help me if I get stuck in on of those hospitals.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh, you are so not the Mike in question, dude.

She is such a skank with her uneducated, ice-cream wrapper, no-sense- of-reality-having trash self. She wants to be a nurse, y'all. It bothers me.

Y...y equals x over 5...5 to the power of xi! I love that damn song.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Did y'all see that stee is taking a haitus?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Also from the padding thread:

"Yeah - rg was busted but you want to know the funny thing? Everyone else in her office uses it. Her boss just has a thing against her because of personal reasons we won't go into."

You have to love it when someone else starts smack between you and your boss in a forum both of you read.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Seriously. I wonder if boo is the boss they are talking about, because I would be horrified. If so, rg is about to get fired, wouldn't y'all think?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

The very best part of all is that her boss is boo. I mean, why would you spend your entire day posting to an internet forum that your BOSS looked at every once in a while?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Why would Leigha need to get her BS. I thought she went to A&M? I'm so confused.

Oh, if it is Boo they're talkign about, RG is in a world o' hurt. What a skag.

I'm been stumped by the Fuzz. Lord help me.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

From the way ruder likes to air her dirty laundry in the forum, I have no doubt that boo is the boss in question.

Nope - fleeigha attended A&M but she didn't graduate. According to her journal, she left after a terrible breakup - with CtheOne, I'm guessing. How pathetic.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Fleeah: "I mean, that sucks. Making her remove her only link to the sane world. "

Right. You're sane. Again: right.

And how is this girl AIMing, AND posting on Squishy a million times a day?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

"Nope - fleeigha attended A&M but she didn't graduate. According to her journal, she left after a terrible breakup - with CtheOne, I'm guessing. How pathetic. "

Seriously. I mean, maybe I'm a cold, heartless freak, but you gotta be made of stronger stuff than that. A college breakup should not cause someone to put their entire life on hold and run away from everything.

Should it?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

God, CTheOne is so gross, but I secretly like him because he dumped fleegha. And she constantly trashes him, and his only response is "hey, now, don't be mean" when he could totally be saying "Look, you lard-ass skank, you were a one-night stand that lasted much too long. I agreed to be 'friends' because I was trying to be nice. But, you're nasty. Get away."

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I mean, in her journal she says that they were together for four years and that he never told her that he loved her. Leigha, did the warning buzzers fail to sound in your head by month six, at the latest?? What a freak. And then she met this Mike guy like a month later and they moved in together after three months.

All these girls with journals questioning their love for their SO. I swear. If you've been dating for six months, and you have doubts, cut the line and move on with your life.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

"they were together for four years and that he never told her that he loved her."

If she wasn't disturbed by that ... wow. I don't know what to say.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

See, I thought she was an actual Aggie grad.

What a poser, then.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

The only thing worse than an Aggie is an Aggie who couldn't even make the cut and graduate, but still acts like she's one talking about martyrs and crap.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

oh, and I did read Meg's entry. It disturbed me, I didnt' even know what to say about it. Other than, "Welcome to 17!!!" See, just because you think you're older doesn' t mean you are.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I wish there was a timestamp for these entries. Oh well.

Yeah, I wasn't sure what to say about Meg's, other than, "Yeah, welcome to 17. We've all been there - you'll be fine." The thing is, I can only imagine the snide tone of voice that she uses when she thinks she's making a cute comment to someone.

I saw The Bad Seed during Christmas (I know, fa la la la la time to die). I bet her mom feels like the Bad Seed's mom sometimes.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I fucking LOVE The Bad Seed. It is one of my all time favorite cult- classics. That little girl was scary as hell.

(Pardon the gratuitous cursing. I am listening to The Ghetto Boys.)

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oooh, this headache will not go away. No more Advil. No drinking for me tonight.

Do y'all ever have the problem where you love the top of your outfit, but you don't dig the bottom? Because I'm having that problem today.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I think this is the part of the conversation where I go use the bathroom or somthing, right?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

What I hate is when I have a staple, feel good look good outfit, and then one day for whatever reason, it doesn't look good and you dont' feel good, and it's ruined.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Right, Mike. See you in a minute. While you're gone, we'll also get the sex and period talk out of the way.

I am with you on the outfit-not-working-right theme. Today, for instance, I wore these pants that I normally love and I caught a glimpse of myself in the window of an office dowstairs and I was like, "good lord! Why did I wear THIS?"

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

By the way, it so does feel good to be a gangsta.

How funny is this Cartman song, y'all? It kills me every time.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Sorry to interrupt, but this says it all:

Dear jdh,

Bwahaha! On another day, it might have upset me that we just booked flights into the wrong airport, but after the week I've had, it's just cracking me up...

Leavin' on a jet plane (to some random NYC airport), rudergirl

*****

Dear LaGuardia,

Please be nice to us...we just need to get to JFK in one piece.

Thanks,

rudergirl & jdh

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Gross. Ruderschmo Takes Manhattan.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

The Cartman song is my best friend.

I'm wearing a cute sweater and my little khaki pants that hit at the ankle. I have my jean jacket. Normally it's an outfit that I like - my hair is all cute in this messy ponytail-bun thing, and I have the good makeup. I guess what it is is that I'm going to a happy hour with some folks from the firm - one of them is leaving - and it's in midtown and midtown is always full of skinny beautiful people - you know, girls who wear cowbuy hats and such. But I don't feel like getting dressed up. Ugh.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I'm just sayin' that it takes a certain kind of person to book a flight to the wrong airport.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

what idiots. Yeah, Laguardia and JFK. Not the same thing. And they're not that close either. Actually, why aren't they flying out of Newark? Oh, who cares.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

T, fat, ugly people wear cowboy hats, too.

You look fine. I can tell.

Except, how do you stand wearing the ankle pants? I can't do it. You know why? I'm 9 feet tall and sure that people will see me and think "Oh, how sad that the tall girl can't get pants that are long enough. She's a freak that belongs in a zoo!"

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Allison, no, cropped pants are *made* for tall girls. They look ridiculous on anyone shorter than 5'6" because they're not short enough.

Man, it's gonna be cold in Vegas.. . .

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

As in the pants. The pants aren't short enough.

Al - someone needs to start a Shelby Lynne thread and I'm deferring to you.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Y'all, the fuzz people are such losers. I dare you to read the last two pages of their padding thread and not get nauseated.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Good thing I'm 5' 7".

I laughed out loud at "Big Gay Matt."

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

A Shelby Lynne thread in the MATH forum? Excellent. Or we could just go invade the fan section at shelbylynne.com.

I don't think there are nearly enough smart people to appreciate her on pamie's forum, and I could not bear to see a Shelby thread flounder as my Iron CHEF one currently is.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

That just makes me sad for the future of humanity.

At least it keeps them out of the other topics.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I just brought Iron CHEF! back to the top. Someone needs to do the same for Allison's thread.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Man, I missed all the fun stuff today!

Let's recap: I cannot even cope when Gary the Rat says, "Numbah One Rat-san!" We need to make Sir Gary be Sir Ratsy's brother.

We all hate the Fuzz. Ruderho is stupid. As are her cohorts. Big Gay Matt is even funnier considering I wrote a poem in college starting with the line, "Big gay bag of leaves". I'm going to have to change 'leaves' to 'Matt' now.

Short people can wear cropped pants. We just have to buy capris, then they become ankle pants. It is a science and nothing less, y'all.

I am STILL cleaning. Terrible.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Thumbs up Big Gay Matt is pretty funny

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

AB! Yes, Gary the Rat is undoubtedly a MATH kindred spirit. I'm watching it again right now, and I can't even handle how matholicious it is.

Y'all, Big Gay Matt wants Jessifer so bad. Too bad he doesn't realize she's the angel of death.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

He so does. And she's so not into that, I don't think. That will be fun to watch.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I think Mike secretly wrote Gary the Rat, but is trying not to hurt our feelings by letting on that he's a comic genius. Did y'all notice that Kelsey Grammer is Gary?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Don't I wish.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

You don't know how I can't wait for Jessifer to bust out with some "Back up off me, fat boy!

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Al - do you know the skinny behind stee's hiatus? Do you think it's really just bc he's so busy?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Oh. Quit it.

Originally posted by ruderho:

I'm goin' home now, people...bye fuzzies...bye Wokka Wokka Wokka...bye Kittles...bye leigha's boobs...bye Fuzzy Man...bye C....bye BIG GAY MATT AND HIS FINGERS AND ARMS...bye Jessifer...bye jewel...bye cute lil fred...bye everybody

Someone, for the love of all that is holy, please make it stop!

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Pam said he's just overwhelmed by all he has to do. They're still hanging out, so, I guess that's the truth.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

And now he's Big Gay Matt as well as Bigmatt.

Allison, is this seriously what pamie wants?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

The idiots have totally ruined pamie's forum. They just have.

Uh, H? Are you messing around with the categories? Because the Vegas thread disappeard from the front page here.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I think after 24 hours they cease being new questions.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

No, it seriously IS NOT what she wants, I am fairly sure. She's going to be in Austin next weekend, and I'll see her then and then in Vegas. We're going to talk about what she wants to do with it all. Y'all can weigh in with suggestions in Vegas - she needs to hear that the dumbasses are driving people away.

I really think she should make Michelle a moderator. She wouldn't stand for the crap that goes on in DSAS or elsewhere, and she'd be damn rude about it. As we've talked about before, pamie just doesn't want to run anyone off unless she has to. I don't know what the solution is going to be.

He's registered as Big Gay Matt as well, you mean? Does the man have no shame?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

It's almost like Pamie's sold out in the name of page views. The forum is a joke. Are any others in the OLJ community laughing about this?

Really, what is pamie's take? Why won't she issue a smackdown?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

"I really think she should make Michelle a moderator"

That's the best idea ever. She'd kick some ass. And she couldn't be accused of being biased against them. They'd just have to face the fact that they suck.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I don't know if Michelle has time or not, but I'm going to suggest it. If I had someone to back me up during the daytime, I could lay the hammer down a little more effectively.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Or, better yet, she could say, "Listen. This is my forum, and I'm in charge. I've trusted Allison to moderate, and what she says, goes. Suck it up. Quit bitching about censorship and quit posting garbage. You're grown-ups - you should know better than that."

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I finally figured out how to make categories. The Vegas thread is under travelling. But you can always go to older questions.

Yes, Michelle would be a great moderator. Does she live in LA or Austin?

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Well, pamie is the silent p in MATH, so she's always welcome into HOBAH.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Hmm, not sure where you guys went. . . .

I'm oot. Probably check in later tonight.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I'm here! Until 8, no less. And it's snowing.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I'm here. Going in a little while, though. And, it's 55 here!

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I'm oot, as well. I'l be in at some point this weekend.

Just realized that I forgot my concealer - NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Good thing I have some foundation. I'll have to do the "I'm so sexy" mantra in the car.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

I'm checking out soon. I have to go pretty myself up for Allison.

When I see her, I will give her *MATH hugs* for all of you!

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Y'all, cricket sent me her pictures to post to the web so she could put them up in the [insert 2] thread. I'm not sure why I volunteered to do it...some Ratsy code of honor, I guess.

Anyway, I did it. Y'all check her out. She's really cute. No Sailor (RIP) pics, though. Sad.

http://www.geocities.com/aloe23.geo/cricket.html

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

Dude, I don't feel good alla sudden...I may have to walk over to the ER...

Heh. No, really, I'm feeling a cold coming on. Or a sinus thing. Ick. So, I'm oot, Mike. You have the place to yourself, little boy.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001

*practicing for kareoke*

"All by Myself..."

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2001