Y'all, I abhore that Evil Glad Colorlock Bag Chick. But she also scares the hell out of me. Topics on Slipknot and if it's possible to find love in the 6th grade?!

Bleh.

There are some scary mothers out there. Good thing they're all DUMB.

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2001

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On that note, rei_ayanami_2001 has gotten me into my first flame war in a good long while, on the Middle East thread.

Oh well. Whatever floats his boat. Allison, does pamie not believe in Godwin's Law, or is she letting it slide here?

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2001

I have no idea. Godwin's Law. Hee.

My new nemesis is Gregory the Hand. Total idiot.

I think the zip lock chic is a troll.

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2001

Yeah, I just read the middle east thread. I'm going to ask pamie to consider banning him, or at least send him a warning

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2001

I don't think he needs to be banned, but she might want to close the topic down.

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2001

Allison, I knew I loved you for some reason.

Gregory the Hand. Hate him.

Are we going to have to start a new thread on all the new idiots (excluding PoSM) appearing at Squishy?

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2001

The only satisfying thing about this is looking forward to the inevitable moment when the fuzzy people start sniping at the new idiots, and we truly get the battle between Dumb and Dumber.

What's the plural of nemesis anyway? Nemisi? Nemisises?

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2001

Yeah, that would be why I left it singular.

GtheHand is Fleeah's ex. Y'all caught that, right??

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Nemeses? I don't know.

No, I thought GtheH was just a "friend" when he was an exchange student in Texas? They're both probably making it up.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I thought that GtheH was a guy who she knew in high schol and had dated for a while. He seems a little infatuated about her - didn't he read the thread where she talked about her filthy apartment??

They're all retarded, y'all. And at this point, I seriously doubt that Pamie wold step in and do anything about the forum. It just sucks, but she gets page views. Whatever.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh my gosh, y'all, that Rei guy is making my blood pressure go up. He said the Puritans killed more witches than the Nazis killed jews. What? Does he just make stuff up? Yes, Pamie should for sure ban him. He's all about inciting.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

He's a fruitcake. Mike issued a smackdown on him, though.

I found that Godwin's Law thing fascinating. Didn't that happen on another thread not too long ago?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

That rei guy is like, 19 years old. And he better check himself before he wrecks himself, if you know what I'm sayin. And I think you do.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Yeah, the Godwin's thing cracked me up. And he was all, Oh, uh, I may be a geek, but not so much of one that I listen to online theories.

But on almost every thread he's mentioned that religion is brain-washing. That's his mantra and it's all he ever posts about.

Mike edited his post. So I missed the major smackdown. Damn.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Okay, I'm retarded. What is Godwin's Law? I've heard of it, but my brain-sponge is letting me down.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Godwin's Law: "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that thread is over, and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. Godwin's Law thus practically guarantees the existence of an upper bound on thread length in those groups. However there is also a widely- recognized codicil that any intentional triggering of Godwin's Law in order to invoke its thread- ending effects will be unsuccessful.

Funniest thing ever.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Speaking of nemesis, what happened to Meg? No updates this weekend, and no posts. Hmmm.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Maybe Meg went to go grow up.

Hmm, no more Rei. Now if we could just get rid of ZipLock and that DeniseElizabeth freak. What possible interest could a 14 yo punk have in Squishy??

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Ah, shite. Now I have yet another new one. Jenny. Check her out in the Spanking thread in L & S. Total troll trying to call me out.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Yeah, Allison, do you have a problem with the word crotch or something?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

CROTCH.

Sigh.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Yeah, Allison. Don't let your big ol' head get in the way of Jenny and Her Crotch.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

The Jenny girl - was she not obviously a troll? Obviously? And, if not, does pamie want people posting that shit on the forum? Clearly not. Kinipineapple...I hate that girl. First of all, she's DUMB. Secondly, she cannot spell worth a good goddamn. Third, she's trying to start shit with me on this Spanking thread. Can you even believe that? I think I'll just respond to her in e-mail. I don't want DUMB to have any fodder for their pitiful attempts to bring me down.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I am busy smacking Kinistupid down right now, but if you are already e-mailing her, I won't post it.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I think Allison did a fine job. What, is Kinichildbride gonna bitch at Pamie for not welcoming "newbies." (I can't even say how much I hate that word, too.)

But y'all, please, who uses their first post to talk about spanking, or getting tight or whatever.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001