Yeah, yeah, I know it's only the 7th.

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2001

Answers

But I'm off on the 8th, so at least this gives me a chance to say something on this topic.

It's a shame I have nothing to say. Oh, well.

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2001

Good morning! I actually woke up on time and got into work on time this Monday a.m. Miracles do happen.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Is anyone else having trouble getting into Squishy?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Good morning! The earliness must be catching, because we were all on time, and not wanting to kill each other this morning, too.

I can't get Squishy to load either.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I just got it.

Mike's working nights, so it's just us girls today!

Sex and guy talk will abound.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Morning. I am loving this Greenspun board. I am wearing my MATH shirt under my sweater. Sessions start today - yay! We bought rugs - yay! Good weekends for y'all? How was the D/FW gathering?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

The D/FW meeting was sort of a flop--it was me, Al, and that girl Christie, who talks a whole lot. She's all right, though.

Al and I went back to her house and had drinks after. A whole bunch of fun. I coveted her iBook.

Y'all check out my girl Madeleine - www.geocities.com/amabef - I found this cute picture a few days ago.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

AB, she has got to be the cutest girl I've ever seen! Her bow! That sweet smile!

How old is she?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Thank you! We're very fond of her. She was 5 in June.

Allison has actually met the famous Madeleine in person.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Yes, I've met her! She's CRAZY cute.

Y'all, I am sick as a d-o-double g today.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Are you at work? Mo had the flu last week and I'm just hopeing I don't catch it. Although I do feel pretty unhealthy today.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Yeah, I'm at work. It's not the flu, I don't think. I had a shot. Just a bad cold.

I have a phone interview with a doc at 10:30, so I had to be here. Plus, it makes me nervous to call in sick. Napoleon is evil.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Al, I hope I didn't give my Rattle of Death cough to you. I am feeling more and more like ass lately.

Get yourself some Zithromax, stat! I just started some today. We cannot be sick for Vegas!

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

No, I don't have much of a cough. It's just sinus stuff and whatnot.

I just issued a slight smackdown to the rei guy on the middle east thread.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I hope he'll be embarrassed too. Why can't I spell that word?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I just issued a smackdown on the girly-girls thread. Dumb girls.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh, mayn - I want a Madeleine!

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Dude, did I spell it wrong?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh my God, y'all, check this out:

http://www.mathwear.com/frame.asp

Pay special attention to "Outstanding Mathlete" and "MATH is POWER."

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I'm all about "MATH is a Four-Letter Word" and "MATH is Hot!"

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Woo-hoo! I want Math is Hot!

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

OH MY GOD!

"MATH is the True Universal Language" is my fave.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

T, you can come over and hang with Mad anytime. She'll keep you entertained, trust me.

I can't seem to get the hang of creating a sibling for the girl, oddly enough.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

AB - this is the one you need to get "Math And Alcohol Don't Mix, So Please Don't Drink And Derive!"

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I love that one! It doesn't have a good font, though. I think I still want the "Numbah One!" Integer shirt.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Just wanted to point out - there has been no posting to the Fuzz thread since Friday.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh, AB, if there's an integer tee, you have to get it.

perhaps the Fuzz has dyed out

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Ok, I was supposed to have my phone interview at 10:30. It is now 11:06. No call.

I skipped my bagel for this!

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Ah, well. He just called. Now I have it at 11:40.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Bah! I hate doctors! Now it's at 2.

Where'd y'all go? Entertain me so I don't have to write the January Health-E-Mail.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I'm here enjoying a hot chocolate from the evil starbucks.

Okay. Chris got one of those kick-ass Cuisinart coffee makers where the maching grinds the beans for you, and I only like coffee that has chickory. I asked the Starbucks wench if they carried and whole bean coffee that had chickory mixed in, and she was all, "No, we don't carry chickory because it's not really coffee.

Well, no duh, beyotch. It's a root. I have a bumper sticker on my car that says, "New Orleans - Proud To Call It Home." I think I know my stuff when I'm talking about chickory. Don't get all smarty-pants on me, you Yankee coffee wench. Just give my coffee with chickory that I can put in the fancy new coffee maker.

So, back to square one with the coffee.

(on a side note, my mother's friend Fran, who is Jewish, has a sticker that says, "New Orleans - Oy! Such a home.")

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Well, I don't know where y'all went, but my phone just rang and this lady asked "Is Jo Lowe in?" It sounded just like a friend of my mother's, and that's what a lot of people call my mom, because her name is JoAnn.

Anyway, I laughed and said "Uh, are you trying to reach the spawn of Jo Lowe?" The woman was truly taken aback. She was like "Uhhhh...no....I was trying to reach Jo Lowe..."

So.embarrassed.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh, you shouldn't be embarrased.

Still thinking about leaving the THA? I think you should, but that's just me.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh, I'm totally leaving the THR.

As a matter of fact, I really need to submit my resignation in Feb/ very early March. I want to stay in Dallas through May, when my lease runs out on my beautiful apt, but after that, I think I'm oot. Maybe headed to ATL. I still don't know for certain. Eek.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Is that a self-imposed resignation deadline? Or is that the moving date for the THR?

I'm all about you coming to Atlanta.

Speaking of leases, I may have a dilemma soon. Mine is up May 1, also. I'm not sure what Elizabeth and Dave are going to be doing - she's been buying furniture and I'm sure she's jonesing for something nicer than our place for her and hers. Or, she's jonesing for me to move out so she can move into my room (it's a lot bigger than hers, but hey, I was there first). Either way, something will be happening in May. Chris has been asking me when my lease is up, and Saturday night, he was all. I don't know.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

He was all what?

Oh, me and the rei guy just tore it up on the middle east thread. He called Mike a schmuck and I had to rip him a new one. He's out.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I'm glad you did.

If I had a ban list, that fucker would be the first to suck it.

I'm out--must go find my Integer t-shirt! H, I'm picking up Mad at 3, and she'll be on the next flight to Ohio.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I just smacked that punk's ass down, too.

I also asked him if he was on crack for saying the inane things that he is. T is much bitchier than dinobeast, if I do say so myself.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

OH MY GOD.

OK, that rei-animated-idiot. He got mad because people were busting on him for calling Isralis Nazis, called Mike a schmuck, said I was holier-than-thou, said he was never going to post again, and then took his whiny-baby ass over to his "I want to be a girl" thread and said a tearful goodbye.

These people! I can't deal with it. Now fleea is probably going to read that pamie's going to get 9 million e-mails about my huge head.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Did y'all see this:

"Dear Forum, What's up with the 12-year-olds??? Bored, boo"

Isn't that rg's boss? It will make it difficult for me to like her, but I had to back her up on that.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh, WHATever. Rei_satsuma_2001 can kiss my ass. If you're going to talk the talk, then walk the walk, suckah.

I'm getting down on the Girly-Girl thread today. It's nice with no PoSMs around, I'd tell you that for free.

Chris was all, "You know, Teri, you pretty much live here." I said, "I do not!" He said, "Okay, where are most of your clothes? Where is your kitchen stuff? When was the last time you stayed at your apartment?"

He had a point. He wasn't saying that he had any problem with my being there, at all. He's all about the "we." So we'll see what happens. It's just that living with someone is something I never thought I would do, and it's basically what I'm doing right now. So I just don't know. See, Allison, you could more to Atlanta and we could get a place and I'd hardly every be there so it would be like you had your own place, except for half the rent. Yeah. Or something.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Does he want you to live with him, do you think? How would you feel about being an official resident of Smyrna? Heh.

T, me and you living together would require a house with two kitchens just to store all the stuff.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Yep, boo is rg's boss. Are you thinking that by 12 year olds, she means the PoSMs? Or that rei idjit? Or who? I'm confused.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I think she means the influx of idiots the forum has had lately. I'm assuming, anyway. I think she means like the zip lock chick and rei_dumbass_2001.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Two kitchens, yes, but only one subscription to Southern Living. And can you imagine the cookbook collection?

I think that he and I are both coming to terms with the fact that we both swore that we would enver live with someone before we were married to them, but that is sort of what has happened. On New Years when we were talking about our plans for this year (during Iron Chef commercial breaks, of course), we told each other what we wanted to accomplish and he said he had some things that were secrets. We've talked about getting engaged in June, and my lease is up in May, so we'll see what happens. We're discussed the big things - kids, my working after having kids, staying in Atlanta, etc. I think he's all about dating for a year, which is fine by me.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Allison, don't you worry your pretty heart about Fleeah or her big head comments. You busted that REI guy out and you were only like the 1 millionth person to do it, so it wasn't anything about you being Miss Bigheady Head Ego Girl.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

How much do we love boo? So far, much.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

She totally belongs in HOBAH. The first Atlanta thing I went to, she was at the opposite end of the table from rg. She definitely doesn't bullshit.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Well...dating for a year is a good idea, I think. But I don't think living with someone before you get married is a bad move. Really. It's 2001, yo! Hmm...someone needs to start a topic on that in L & S. T?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh, I have little doubt that Chris will make an honorable woman of me. And I agree with dating for a year. So we'll see.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Aw, mayn. I love it that you're so in love. Excellent. Chrises are good things!

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

What else has boo said? I've been out of it today. I'm like 5 topics behind.

So, AB, Mad's on her way to Ohio then? Super. I have ice cream sandwiches right here.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Y'all, my David Gray thread is so sad.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Mayn, the forum died all of a sudden. Read the last few DSAS, H.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh, yes, everyone needs a Chris. Except AB. Unless it's a little baby Chris. I'm tangenting.

We had dinner with some friends on Friday and Chris was asking them detaild questions about their wedding, their engagement - it was very cute. Except for the part where he squeezed my arm when Virginia was saying that if she had to do it over again, she's keep it simple. Chris was all, "Simple? Like beer and hamburgers simple? Like getting married by a judge simple?" He knows that my mother would die. When we were at the wedding in Lafayette, he was shocked at the 700 guests, but he was even more shocked at the sixteen attendants (8 for the bride, 8 for the groom). I told him either way, I had four sisters, plus his sister, plus at least two good friends. So he spent the drive to Abbeville thinking of potential groomsmen.

Now, Mike, tell me. Do guys seriously talk about marriage, etc., if they don't mean it?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh Teri, stop. You know he means it.

You couldn't have a small wedding unless you eloped. Or only invited your parents. But the more I think about it, the more I want it simple.

Not that I can think about it.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I would love simple, but how can I have simple without pissing off lots of relatives?

We just have this all-inclusive family thing going on, especially at weddings. It is expected that everyone would attend. I could make it so that it would just be the adults in my family, but what about the cousins who are my age? And really, the risk of pissing people off is immense. My cousin Lacey eloped and at my aunt's urging, she and Colin let my aunt plan a big reception here in Atlanta. People went, they had a blast, but they were still all, "Why on earth would you elope?"

I know that Chris would love for Judge Acker to have a part of the ceremony, but he knows that a church wedding is important to both of our families (we're both Catholic, so at least that part's easy." So who knows. I'd like to keep my potential wedding down to maybe 350, if that's at all possible. And Allison, you'd have to sing "Ave Maria."

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Not that I can think about it either, but when I do, I think keeping it simple is gonna be my way to go as well. Not totally simple, but I used to imagine myself in a huge dress, coming down the aisle to the song of a hundred trumpets, people fainting on either side of the room, overwhelmed by the scent of ten thousand gardenias.

But now, you know, whatever. I'd just like a pretty church with a good organ and all my friends there to sing.

*sing-songy voice* Chris wants to mar-ry you! Chris wants to mar-ry you!

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I'm getting props in the girly-girls thread. Aww yeah.

H, you know why I'd want to eat ice cream sandwiches at your house? Because you'd throw the wrappers away.

There will likely be upheaval at work during the next few weeks. I'll likely come out of it better off, though, so that's a good thing.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh, dude, I'm so there to do the Ave Maria. I can do it in my sleep.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

And another thing - part of the reason I want a church wedding is because (and be forwarned - this is shallow and not at all religious) my family's church is GORGEOUS. It's gigantic, it's on St. Charles Avenue, it's full of art and stained glass, and it's where my grandparents were married. It's right across from Audubon Park, and I'm thinking that if my parent's house (which is around the corner) can't hold the crowd, we can have it at the newly-constructed Audubon Tea Room in the park.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

And one day, I will learn proper apostrophe use.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh yes, Holy Name is totally gorgeous.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Yeah, Han, she's on her way. And she'll probably be thrilled, not only because you serve ice cream sandwiches and pick up the wrappers, but because I have just reached Most Forgetful Mother Ever status.

I just looked in the washing machine and realized I forgot to send her blanket for naptime. Wah! Poor cold Madeleine!

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

She can help me build a snowman and it'll be First Snowman Ever! for both of us. Dont' worry, I'll take lots of photos.

I hope she'll like staying at home with Montego all day.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

T, my cousin got married in a house on St. Charles. It was the most gorgeous wedding I've ever seen.

Besides mine, of course. But we tried to do "simple" too, and both of our mothers got so carried away it just wasn't possible. That's when I had to be medicated.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh, she'll love staying home with Montego! The "I want a dog, Mom" pressure is almost as great as the "When can I have a baby brother?" pressure.

Damned kids.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I have no doubt that the second Chris and I get engaged (if we do), Edna (that's his mom) will have moved in with my mom and they will live on together in wedding planning bliss. C's sister had a gorgeous reception at the Rizt in DC, but her husband is a big tool.

My parents really want to have the reception at our house, and I think that's possible, but my dad would need to use all fifteen weeks of his vacation to get it ready.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I don't see how that's possible. Unless you put a big tent in the street.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Don't mess around with a woman named Edna, T.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Maybe Pamie should be like Wing and have a "no high-school crap" disclaimer on the Love&Sex forum.

Now little Ziploc is talking about how her mom beats her and she wants to run away. I'm so cynical. But man, if that girl is for real, she's got a very hard life.

But why Squishy? That's what I don't get.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

For real. Edna is maybe five feet tall and can't weigh more than 100 pounds. But she was in the CIA for like 15 years until she decided that the schools in northern Virginia weren't worth a damn, so she opened up her own. I would never mess with Edna.

She likes me, though. She bugs Chris about when he's going to propose (if he does) and she sent a picture of Chris and I out with her Christmas cards. The funniest thing was that she mails me things at Chris' address even though she knows what my address is.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Yeah! Pamie updated.

Ah!! Is that mulleted cowboy guy Ray?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Is that Ray? Not my cup of T, but I bet that Pamie'll regret ever posting that picture when the PoSM stalkers start lining up for a piece of the Ray pie.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Yep. He actually doesn't have a mullet. But he does have sideburns. Ray's sort of a cutie, in a Campbell's Soup Kid way.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

He's so A&M!

Playing playstation in your underwear, standing up no less.

I think 1991 was everyone's Year of Tetris. I started dreaming in Tetris.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Well, Teri loves the Cabbage Patch Kid look, so she'd probably like Ray too. The photos are real grainy.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh, yeah. He's totally A & M. Crazy Texan, all the way.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I just started a thread on stay at home moms, in case y'all want to throw in your 2 cents.

I think Al did her good deed today by running off Rei.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

You know, technically, PigFatt/Big Gay Matt is just asking for a smackdown. One person can't have two identities on the board. Rules are rules, I say.

(Now, there are no rules about several people sharing a second identity...)

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

T, I quoted you on the left side, today. She's going to put them up later. I used: "Really, ignorance and internal strife are the biggest obstacles that women face - you can examine the major threads of modern feminism and most of the time, it's like we circled our wagons -- and then shot inward."

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Yay! My first left-side quote! That's a good one, too. Dr. Scott would be so proud of me.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

That is a good one. Better than my inaugural quote about having Man Hands.

Al - what is michelle/biloon like?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I've only been around Michelle a few times but, she's pretty nice. She's a tom-boy, very dry and funny and smart, maybe a little crass. I liked her when I was around her.

I can't remember if she smokes...though surely she must, since everyone does except me and, I think, Chuy.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Hmm, where'd y'all go? Oh yes, you must be off answering my new thread.

Lorelei_Lee is back.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

And not a moment too soon. I wish she had given her input on the Middle East thread.

I'll answer your question soon...

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I love my Math Club CD. I've listened to it so many times, and yet, I've yet to get sick of even one song.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Yes! I was so glad to see L_L return.

You know what? I am so mad about this. I just realized this morning that The Pixies song "Allison" is spelled the way my name is. And I spelled it wrong on your MATH Club cds! Very upset!

It's the Elvis Costello one that only has one L. Sigh. I was going to use that song, which I also love, but changed my mind and...and...mayn.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Do not fret.

I just love Walt Whitman's Niece. It is so Meg.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

That whole Billy Bragg/ Wilco cd is excellent. Mermaid Avenue, Volume 1.

I love how Billy Bragg says "girls" as "gulls." ~Leavin' out the name of those two gulls."

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Is that Eric in the first shot on the Ray entry?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I guess it is, though I wouldn't have recognized him at all. They obviously took those pictures with that Handspring Cam. V. fuzzy.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

That's Chris' favorite song on the MATH cd. And the Ghetto Boys one. He's not as crazy about the Destiny's Child, though.

But yes, both the Mermaid Avenue's are great. They're working on a third, too, from what I hear.

Chris just called - "we" just got a KitchenAid. Yay! Yay! Oh, I hope it's a chrome one. I will go home tonight and play with it. I will whip things. I will go to the TJ Maxx and buy attachments for it. I will make pies! cakes! pizza! all sorts of goodies!

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I don't even know what a KitchenAide is. I'm so cooking challenged.

I'm out. Must go to gym. Must feel fitter for Vegas. Must improve lung capacity for karaoke.

Have good eves.

Love y'all.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I want to marry all of Wilco, y'all.

But how can that be your favorite song and not Sifl and Olly, two sock puppet companions, singing about math?!? Every time I listen to it, I die.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Joh - remember the big-ass, blue stand-mixer that my mom has? That's a KitchenAid. They have motors that are comparable to Boeing's. KitchenAid's kick ass.

I always thought I would at least have to wait until I was married to have a KitchenAid that was almost my own - my mother had to wait until she was 40. Yay!

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I regret that I did not become an integer in time to receive the MATH CD. Damn!

Al, do you have Summer Teeth? Because that CD is holy.

You and Vince need to get togetha. He could play all the Wilco songs he knows and you could sing them.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

AB, you can burn it at the next Chao House Burning Party. My friend Sonya helped me put them together, all fancy with the labels, and if I ask her for another one, she'll stab me.

Vince and I need to jam. Yes, I have Summer Teeth. I love it.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

You know, AB. What you need to do is make Vince learn the entirity of I Am Shelby Lynne. Then I could seriously rock. My band, the bastard blues purists that they are, will not play those songs, and thus I will never get to sing them.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Al, that may not be an impossible feat. I am currently trying to make Vince listen to Shelby over and over for that express purpose. We'll see.

Or maybe you and I could just tie one on and pretend we know how to play them at the next Chao House Party.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh, dear God.

Gregory the Hand. Talking about pot making people suicidal. Apologizing to Leigha for it.

Kill me now.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I swear, it's like he speaks English as a second language. I can barely decipher what he is trying to say.

Magical red rose is still my favorite thing anyone's ever posted to this forum, though. Every time I think about it, I double over laughing. That was him, right?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Yes, that was him. And, God willing, our making fun of it will live on eternally in the Pulp Fiction thread.

Vince and I have been referring to doing it as "magical red rose." Hee!

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I hate Kinipineapple666.

SHE called ME shallow? She has a whole journal about how she doesn't love her husband and she called me shallow for making fun of the word crotch?

I swear to God, I can't bear these people. I wish pamie would post a huge banner ad that says "No one allowed in without a higher education."

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh, Kinichildbride is just a nitwit. So, do you prefer the hand or hairbrush?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Or at least no one in without a high school education.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

H! Are you home?

Y'all, I sent her an e-mail. Please observe the form-letter nature of my correspondence.

---------------------- kinipela6,

I'm fairly sure Jenny is a troll, although I didn't call her out as one, and only said I was keeping my eye on the thread. I'm also pretty certain that no one reading any thread in Squishy would consider the community to be a "bunch of bitches." As a matter of fact, I would hope they would perceive the men and women who post there to be intelligent, thinking people.

Whenever anyone posts a new topic that is overtly sexual and does not leave much room for discussion (as Jenny's did not, because it was all about her), Pam and I watch the threads to see if they were started by trolls who want to manipulate the content of the site. Not that I needed to explain any of this to you, but that's all there was to it.

Please let me know via e-mail if you have other problems with the site. I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks, Allison ----------------------

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

You know, Magical Gregory's post would've been a lot better had he a. used punctuation correctly b. spell-checked it c. not used the line "All do you take all this with 'a shit of salt' coz there is already enough if it in my tears right now! " d. not mentioned Leigha

I don't know where that Rei guy comes up with his info because it's so beyond outrageous.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Yeah, I'm home. Didn't go to the gym. Ah well.

I like the "please let me know via email" as your opinion will be promptly deleted and forgotten

Did she write back?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

He's a freak, and he gets his info out of the Big Book of Freaks, I guess.

Apparently, he "won't be back" because we don't respect his "opinions." Maybe he'll find more of a welcome at the Transgendered Nazi board.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I just sent it a little while ago. She probably doesn't even check that address and surely, if she does, she'll be too AFRAID to write back. Heheheheehehhhhh...we'll see.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Transgendered Nazis. I'm sorry. I'm dying.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh, she'll write you back. She's too silly to be afraid.

Han, I feel your not going to the gym-ness. I have planned to Tae-bo it every day for the past 2 weeks. How many times have I done it? Zero.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I'm such a blob. It's disgraceful. But who cares.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Allison and The Transgendered Nazis. I don't think the guys would go for that as a new band name, but I'll have to use it for something.

Hmmm...I haven't seen much of a rush towards the spanking thread... I wanted to post something like "So, let's talk about spanking, since it's so goddamned important. Peace in the middle east? Who gives a shit? We'd RATHER be vulgar, stupid, hormonal idiots. Bring it the fuck on. Spanking. Go."

Why, Lord, why was I born with so much class? Heh.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Y'all! Go read Meg's update

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

She's so...CRAZY. I don't even know where to begin.

Of course, you KNOW my favorite part was this: "I'm not in the position to be able to leave the house in anything less than a designer name or a business suit."

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

I'm headed out - I'll check back in latah.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

But it's okay for her to go out in crushed velvet?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Y'all, I can't even explain how crazy Mark makes me. Sigh.

Why does he have to be all kinds of crazy far away in L.A.?

Remember how he was really into that girl with the boyfriend and her into him blah blah? Well, they've put their feelings on hold as she's staying with her boyfriend until May, and I think he's gotten the hint, like okay. He's met a few girls and is going out etc. But this Sarah chick still reels him in. It's such emotional manipulation, and even if she's doing it unconsciously, she still is. And the kicker is, he forwards me their emails, her to him and him to her, to get my input and it kills me. I want to call her and just tell her to back off. And I know it's none of my business, but he's just so amazing. I've literally never met another guy, another person like him and I just don't want her to hurt him. Bleh.

Sorry, had to vent.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Woooo..... rei_anamatronic_2001 got super pissed at me and said "fuck you" on the forum. I wonder if pamie will delete it..

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Call HER? Girl. You need to call HIM. If your feelings are that strong for him...why don't you tell him?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

My crush thread is LAST! Noooooooooooo!

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Because we're just friends. We'll never be more than that, and I'm okay with that, honest, I just think I'm overprotective. Which, yes, is my problem, not his. Hence, the keeping my mouth shut tactic.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Oh, I took care of your thread, don't worry.

I saw Rei's post to you. Yeah Allison, could your head be any bigger? Superior my ass. (Although you were referring to Mike as his superior, though, weren't you. Fungi are his superior.)

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

Just wanted to add: You know how I know that? They've conducted studdies.

I'm really going to bed now.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001