Here's your space. Talk shmack. Schmack?

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2001

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Hi!

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Morning! H, are you sure you didn't mean, Schmuck? Because, you know, that's what Mike is, according to rei_blahblahyami.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Mike is a schmuck, isn't he?

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Poor Mike. He can't help his schmuckiosity. I mean, what does he know about the Nazi/witch connection anyway? Clearly, rei is the man we all dream of.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Clearly.

So you guys met the Christie girl who's coming to Vegas? Is she cool adn talkative or DUMB and talkative?

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Um, she's smart and talkative, but I'm still not sure on the cool part. She's all about Christie, but sometimes she's really funny.

On the AB Personality Rating Scale, she gets an "All Right."

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

All right is a-okay with me.

We need to post more current event topics. It keeps the PoSMs away.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Yes, we do. I'm liking the boobie topic. That ErikZ is a boob, though.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Good morning, y'all.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Hey T! I love Tea with Ted. He's brutal. I can't believe Joey from N'Sync is going to be a dad. Yikes.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Morning, T! Do you have on your new Old Navy crushed velvet blouse? I do. Mine's purple. Like a queen. Or princess.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I don't know about y'all, but I can't afford to wear fleece. What would my clients say if they saw me in anything that wasn't Prada?

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

No crushed velvet here, unfortunately.

Y'all, I so cannot go to the Atlanta gathering. Ruder is jonesing to have it at a TGI Friday's. Dare me to suggest meeting at an Olive Garden?

Tea with Ted is the best.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Prada? I'm sorry, but that stuff's just a little too trendy for me. I mean, I have to look classy for my clients. Classy. Yes. Classy. Did I tell you I need to look classy?

Han, you are killing me with your "poor Meg" in her N'Sync crush thread.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I know, I was tempted to say like, We're gonna name her Sabrina. (After her favorite ferret, but I couldn't.)

T - you so have to suggest Olive Garden. And you know, you have to go. You *have* to.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I'll go if Lorelei_Lee goes. But I know she'd never set foot in a Friday's.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Oh, T, please suggest the Olive Garden.

I'm so glad Lorelei_Lee's back. That girl is the most prolific poster I've ever encountered. But they're all so well-written.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Yes, she is a smart cookie, that one.

Al - the spanking thread has taken off. And Jenny is no where to be found.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Morning, girls.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Morning, Al.

Y'all, I am seriously coveting these shoes I just found. I need another job.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I'll see if L_L responds to the Atlante thread. If she doesn't, then I'll suggest the Olive Garden. But really, y'all, I would not be comfortable there.

Happy to see that Allison's thread is back to the top.

Did y'all see the retarded hugs-only thread that Drew started??

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Damn, T. You MUST go to the ATL thing - but I wouldn't go unless L_L went, either. Even though, you know, me and rudergirl are best friends now and everything.

Crushed velvet is SO the way to go. What would you rather your clients see you in, hmm? Crushed velvet or fleece? I ask you. Would the Mayor be impressed with fleece? I think we all know the answer.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Have y'all read the 'are all guys perverts' thread? Man that Ziploc girl is such a liar. I don't get it. Why do people keep responding to her?

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Looks like ruder may be ready to air some more dirty laundry on DSAS. Joy. Good thing I'll be out most of this afternoon.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

She's a huge freak.

Y'all rock for showing me the big-headed love on my stalker thread. Excellent... ysabelkid (sp?) always posts there. That's nice.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I don't know. I think they feel sorry for her.

Did you see GtheHand in the same thread talking about pressure points? He can even apply three of them while handcuffed, people!

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

It hurts my head even reading his posts. All the '"Ya" and "mate" crap. I don't get that. Just becuase 'your' sounds like 'ya' doesn't mean you have to type it that way.

Man, I love Meg Entertainment.

Or T, you could go and scope out Boo. See if she's a PoSM in disguise or what.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

TdP is a member of DUMB too, isn't she. Ah, I guess P.J. Fuzzy Pants isn't visiting RG after all. Hee!

Where did y'all go?

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Hah! Looks like RG got the shaft from whoever was supposed to be flying down to visit her. Hee!

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I'm here. Someone DARED to enter my germ-filled office and speak to me so, I had to go handle my business.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Poor, poor RG. Mwa hahahahahahahaahaaaa...

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

H! Did you see that Meg responded to you in her NSYNC thread?! She asked: "Where did you find this out at?"

Honestly. Is that any way for a successful business woman to talk? Would the Mayor not reel from the preposition, as if slapped in the face?

I dare you to say "behind the t."

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Oh yes, I caught Meg's grammar gaffe. That's the crushed velvet talking, right there.

Because I am a dork, I just asked Michelle's mom a question.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Aaaaaahhhh! She heard it from the T! Damn, Han, that's some funny.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I don't get it.

I just ate the biggest sandwich. Chris went to Eatzi's last night while I was having sushi with the legs. I don't know what he orderes, but he came home with this gigantic roast beef sandwich. Like, the size of a cow. He only ate half of it and I took the other half for lunch. It was a behemoth. Anyway.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I will be interested to see what Michelle and her mom say.

I started a Mac v. PC thread in Technology. Anything to distract people from the DUMB Club. I say we make this thread starting day. Or bump up old but good ones. I will have to check dallasnews.com (or usatoday.com!) for current events, as I have been too sick to read the paper or watch tv for the last three nights.

Frankly, I am too sick to be at work today. However, I cannot be beaten by Napoleon. I must prevail!

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Well, I'm out for a few hours. Hopefully things willl go well and we'll be able to set a date.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Hee! I answered. I should say , 'Don't worry, it never would've worked out between you too because I've seen him in fleece.'

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I'm sorry Teri, you have to name Chris' car the Iron CHEF.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Yes, yes. Iron CHEF! On the road in ATL! I love it.

Y'all, the people of Squishy simply do not WANT to talk about anything of value. I resurrected that middle east thread, ignoring the strife started by rei_imagirl_2001, and even boosted it with a good quote to inspire intelligent exchange. The spanking thread is doing better.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I'm reading up on Cnn.com just so I can post something intelligent. I think the Mideast is a tricky subject adn I know very little about it. Surely too little to post.

Man, it shouldn't be this hard to think of current events.

TDP killed my new babies with boobies topic. Posm.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

She's DUMB.

Meg responded to my Mac/PC question. She said she had a Mac several years ago. I wonder if it was a Fisher Price "MY first Macintosh," because several years ago, she was 10.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

She probably had those little crappy Mac IIse things, or whatever those were, that we had to use in high school newspaper. Those things BLEW.

You should ask her, Allison. I seriously want to email her about the Old Navy thing. I just dont' get her. Oh, now Old Navy's a giant retail chain? Babe, that's the whole reason Gap Inc. thought it up!

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

My fave part of that Old Navy thing was that she said she "appreciates the quality" of Old Navy's clothes.

Now, I say this having several Old Navy items in my closet, but everybody knows that Old Navy is like, 3rd quality, right? Banana, Gap, Old Navy. One, two, three.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Y'all. I'm so siiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. I have to figure out how to see a doctor today. I may have to resort to going to see a doc-in-the- box. I just got my new insurance card, and they put the wrong PCP on it.

But, I can't hear out of my left ear and a co-worker said that means it's infected. Booo! How did it happen? I feel like I'm five years old.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I feel like rustlin' some posms.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Go, girl. Rustle away.

Here's something interesting, Meg seems to have distanced herself from the padding threads. Hmm.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Meg wouldn't know quality anything if the mayor slapped her across the face with it.

She collects Boyd's Bears.

Yeah, Old Navy is 3.

Al - get yourself well woman. Vegas looms.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I just got myself a new doc, I think. Hooray! The nurse was like "What seems to be the problem?" and I was all "HUH? See, I can't hear you because my ears are full of crap!" I was yelling, I'm sure.

Not only does Vegas loom, Koko Taylor and Her Blues Machine looms this Saturday in San Antone. Also, pamie will be in Austin.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Where did AB and T go? I just sifted through the old Squishy forum a bit, but didn't really find any new topics.

Yeah, I guess Meg figures there's no more levels, so why bother?

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Hello? 'hello hello hello?

This day could not go any slower.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I'm still here. Half-dead, yet I remain.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Did you see where pamie smacked down that rei_bitch_2001 in the middle east thread? Uh huh.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Yeah, and then he told you to fuck off, so obviously he didn't care.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

scratch that. I just saw the boot comment.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Ooooo, and then she closed his "I'm a girl" thing and smacked his ass on that one, too.

She's the silent p, y'all. She is.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

And she so backed you up on Spanking!

Silent P.

Man, my threads are so sad. Did you see my bare as you dare one?

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Did YOU see where Meg responded to it? Meg. Thong bikini. I can't go on...

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

ew, y'all, Meg in a thong just is not an image I ever wanted.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

No, certainly not. Ew, indeed.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

"Sick days are a thing of the past for me" - Meg

When were they ever part of her present??

Mayn!

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I know, I know. She's nuts. Clearly. I mean, she has to be, don't you think? Like, officially crazy.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

"Smyrna. Man, that never stops being funny."

Chant with me: Silent p. Silent p. Silent p.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Yeah, Meg is certifiable. First, she's so shy she has no friends. Then she's willing to pose in a "skimpy" thong? (Right, as oppossed to those real modest [fleece] thongs they sell at Old Navy.)

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

HAAAAA! Fleece thongs. Dude, get on the phone to A & F purchasing and make sure y'all have fleece thongs on the racks for fall before Old Navy, the quality store gets them out.

Running downstairs to the drugstore - be right back.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Yeah, I think The Fuzz Inc. might beat us to the punch.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I have returned and will share with you, my MATHletes, the most embarrassing story ever told.

One of the hospital's smaller pharmacies is right below me in this building and I normally run down there whenever I need cough drops or band-aids or, god forbid, the emergency Stayfree product (sorry, Mike). They normally have a decent over-the-counter selection of cold medicines and, since I just took my last Day-Quil, I thought I would go down and get something to tide me over until my appointment tomorrow.

They are always moving their stock around and I couldn't find anything today where I thought it should be. Y'all know, I was 100 shades of frustrated already, because I can't hear anything and I can't breath and the place was all crowded and this office nurse was sort of jostling around me, obviously trying to also find the cough medicine.

Well, we're standing there, leaning around each other, coughing and wheezing and finally, in a FIT, I grabbed up a box on the nearest shelf and turned to her and said, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY HAVE K-Y JELLY, AND NOT COUGH MEDICINE!"

Her eyes flew open. Not because of what I'd said, but how LOUD I must have said it, because the pharmacist, who I know, from across the store goes "Allison. It's over here now."

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I'm back, y'all.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Whattup, T. Just in time to hear The Story of Why I Can Never Again Go to the Pharmacy.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Oh, y'all, the next Atlanta thing is like four miles from the Casa de Anulewicz. But I really don't want to go.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Hee! RG figured out she was the 10,000th post in PopTopics. I asked her how she figured it out, but I really wanted to ask her WHY

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Take C! Just do a drive by and be like, "We have somewhere extremely important to be, but wanted to drop in and say hello." Then rip open your jacket and display your MATH T-shirt. C can hold up a boom box playing "Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta" and y'all can walk out.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Wow, he really does live in Smyrna, doesn't he.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Just picturing Chris hip-hopping to that song makes me giggle.

Sara is making me NUTS with her passport nagging. I mean, I'll get it in time! (I hope.) T, have you dealt with yours yet?

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

No no no no no no no no no.

C is not in Smyrna. We are in Vinings. We are inside the Perimeter. We are in the 404. No 770, no 678. Four-Oh-Four. There is a difference. Just because ruderho lives four miles down the interstate, I don't need to see her ass. I certainly don't want to subject Chris to that.

Chris would be very cute dancing to the gangsta song. He can do the worm, you know.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Ah, justify all you want. You know you live in Sminings, trash

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Passport is on my list for tomorrow. I have to go the Georgia "Eggs & Issues" breakfast at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow - I don't know how these political people can think that people want to get up that early - and I'll have my picture taken after that because I'll be all cute. I'll go to the post office tomorrow. Actually, Thursday, so I can get my old passport when I go by my apartment tomorrow night. I figure I should go by there at least once a week. Anyway. I will get it. We have almost two months.

Surgery is scheduled for Jan. 19. Isn't that when y'all leave for Vegas?

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Yup, we leave the 19th. I'm going to kinko's to get my photo taken tomorrow, then I'm going to the PO on Thursday.

I'm out you guys.

There's a "Living in Sin" thread on the Love & Sex forum, but it's old so you'll have to go to "show all messages." I would resurrect it, but I have no reason to. Thought one of y'all would want to. Of course, it's probably all been said.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Okay, I think I'm out, too.

Y'all have a good night. When you're all asleep and I'm awake having to listen to Georgia's geriatric speaker of the house go on about whatever, think of my ordeal and send a squishy ****hug**** my way.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

So everyone's out now?

Mayn!

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Mayn, I come back and y'all are gone. Damn.

Some kid is contradicting my race/ethnicity argument in 'Mixed Race Relationships'. It sucks that I'm not sure how to reply or what's right. Maybe I should do some research.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I'm here, Mike.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Thank God someone is.

What have I missed? What's been going on on the forum?

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Not too much, except that rei guy got booted because he wouldn't stop harrassing people. He's an idiot.

Oh, and PoSM sucks.

Hannah and Allison started a whole bunch of new threads today--in Technology, Work, and something else.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Not totally out - I'm here for like five more minutes.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Dude, that guy called me a schmuck? Man!

Thanks for the backup, y'all. I appreciate it.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

He went and cried and said goodbye on his "I Wish I Was a Girl" thread. Stupid. Schmuck.

Mikey-poo, do you need **hugs** so your feelings won't be hurt anymore?

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Yeah **sniffles**. My feelings are all hurt.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Come on, as if we would allow anyone to call you a schmuck.

I'm home, y'all. I left a whopping 30 minutes early. I was sure to sneeze on Napoleon as I stumbled out

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I am still so not getting well, Al. The Zithromax made it worse, I think.

When you go to the doctor tomorrow, cough a lot so he'll prescribe you some cough medicine for me. I'm out.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

If you're gonna be sick, better this week than next week, right?

I'm just sayin'...

The beauty of working nights is that I slept for, like, 11 hours today. I felt awful yesterday, though. Maybe that was because it was cold and rainy.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I know! I can't believe we'll be in Vegas next weekend. I don't even want to think about all the shit I have to do before we go.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Uh...bitches? Hos? Anybody?

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Y'ALL! The Golden Retriever rescue people called!

I'm so excited. They're looking for a dog that will "suit our family's needs."

Yeah! Doggie!

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

I want a dog too...

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Mike, here are some **doggie hugs**.

Ooh, some fool's harshing on Jeff Buckley in DSAS. That ain't right.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

A dog for the Chao house! Hooray! Did you tell them it would have to be a strong dog, because Mad Madeleine would probably try to ride it?

Now listen, y'all, we all need to get well. Seriously! How miserable will we be in Vegas if we're even half-sick? Very miserabl

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Heh. I told them it would definitely have to be an older dog so Mad Madeleine wouldn't abuse it. Seriously, y'all. I don't know how the cat is still alive.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Be back in a few minutes, MATHletes. I have to start the stew.

You know, so my tyrannical husband Vince won't beat me when he gets home. Allison, you know how violent he can be.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Yeah...I'd be much more afraid of Mad than Vince.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Ok. I just took some Robitussin Night Relief. In a matter of moments, I should be unconscious. If you jags don't hear from me tomorrow, rest assured I'm still asleep.

I hope both of y'all feel better. Mike, nobody calls you a schmuck and gets away with it. AB, as tasty as it might sound, don't put any Stoli in the stew.

It's 5:45...uh...good night?

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Y'all, Mo has MONO. That's right. I'm living with a giant germ. Believe me, I'm all about sleep and vitamin C until next weekend.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

So...I'm supposed to be asleep, right? It's 9:30. Why, God? Why did I wake up? I rolled out of bed and checked my messages and had this "ALABAMA IS PLAYING AT TENNESSEE! Oh, and I hope you feel better!" from my dad.

So, jags, if you're still around. AL v.TN on ESPN. Root for my boys. They are playing fairly well, but losing.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

And then they started playing very poorly, and they lost.

Hannah! Move out! Don't get sick!

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

My misery is complete.

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2001

Why am I a big nimrod who can't figure out how to post a new question?

-- Anonymous, January 10, 2001

All right, I can't figure out how to start a new topic. Oh, how the knowlege has disappated since those pamie/xeney days on greenspun!

So here's my answer to Teri's question from Monday: "Now, Mike, tell me. Do guys seriously talk about marriage, etc., if they don't mean it?"

You know the answer as well as I, but no. There's about a zero percent chance a guy would talk seriously about marriage unless he meant it. Zero-point-zero. If he's talking seriously about marriage, it's a safe bet that he means it.

-- Anonymous, January 10, 2001

I can't figure out how to post a new question, either. I did once before, but my memory has failed me.

How annoyed am I that when I am regaining consciousness following Clyde's extrication, y'all will be arriving in Vegas? Very. But what can you do? My mom will be here, at least.

Glad you're back, Mike. Tell me something smart to say about the Maryland/UNC game tonight. Chris is all wanting insight, and he knows that you're a Maryland fan, too (Pa Anulewicz went there).

-- Anonymous, January 10, 2001