Ha HAAAA! I'm starting the new thread because I won't be here tomorrow! How sad are you?

I have the dumbest of all corporate functions to attend: The Department Retreat. It will be, I assure you, insufferable. As a matter of fact, I have to be there early for some mandated fun. So stupid.

You guys chat it up without me...sniff! I'll check in when I get home. Work on the MATHazine.

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2001

Answers

It's after midnight, I can post here now.

No Arrison tomorrow?! That sucks.

Did y'all see my photo entry? I feel bad as I have nothing of anyone else. Oops. But I do on my other role. I know I do. I must. See, I have like 15 more exposures. Should I just scrap them? I can probably use them up this weekend.

Must go to bed.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Oh, no Allison! Very sad.

Hannah. Your pictures. Killing me. The Allison MATH hands one is my FAVORITE. Look at her face! She's like, "Um, yeah. I'm MATH, baby."

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Ooooooh, I HATE PigFatt! He's all up on Al's grill in Dear Squishites. Everybody write Allison love letters. I just did.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

OH MY GOD!

He called Allison a NAZI???

Oh, he will soon be living in a world of hurt. Worlds, y'all. I am felling 100% myself today and I will not hesitate to issue a smackdown at a moment's notice.

I wonder if any of them have looked at the profile for T. It's different than the one for dinobeast.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I saw that, T. Issuing smackdowns, baby.

You go. It's time.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Ooh, T, I know PigFatt just didn't try to call you out.

This is war. WAR, folks!

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I started with a mini-smackdown. AB, you should go congratulate me for starting a page and being a Forum Whore.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

You know I will. Did you see PigFatt ask you not to speak in his general direction?

I hate him with fire of eleventy billion suns.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Oh, no he di-int.

Merry Christmas, PigFatt. Time to die.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

YEAH, Mike!

The Bermanater can kill you softly with his words, is all I have to say.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I repsoned. Don't EVER fuck with the MATHletes.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I just issued the smackdown of a lifetime.

In the words of my dear friend Malteri, BOO-YA! It's for everybody!

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Y'all, I am shaking - shaking - with anger. Oh, how I wish that Al was with us today. I am very tempted to call her on her cell phone. Perhaps I will. I know it's just a website, I know that those people are dumber than Clyde (and about as attractive), but it gets to me.

Anyway.

AB, how was the CNY celebration?

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I just e-mailed pamie saying that she can delete my post if she wants to and I won't cry, but that I am white-hot with anger and couldn't let that pass.

I feel responsible. He's my nemesis, y'all. It's my job to keep a closer eye on his criminal activities.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Do you think I should email Pamie about my post, then? Because boy howdy, did he piss me off.

I sort of hope he says, "Nice use of the word "conflagration," Trash. As if he'd be that witty.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

La la la.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Ah! Pigfatt must die. I wish you'd posted it to pigfatt.

Chubby Piglet diiiiiiiiiie.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Let's see what happens before his escalates. If leigha's trying to play peacemaker (!), BM might just be standing alone. Let him get himself banned.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

"Next on Iron CHEF! The PigFatt Battle!"

"Oooohhhhh - I have never had so much damage to my palate! I have not even tasted the PigFatt yet, but I am sure that it will leeve me reeling in a manner similar to that of Burt Reynolds in Deliverance..."

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Mike, PigFatt just called us out. Should we retaliate?

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

By the way, have y'all noticed that Allison set this to send her an email every time we post to this thread?

Poor Arrison.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I wish that I had substituted the word "piglet" for "young'un."

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Done and done. I will let this die as soon as he shuts his mouth.

In an ideal world, he would get himself banned, and none of the other fuzzy folks would get involved. I'd laugh forever.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Oh, Mike, that was gooood.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

ARGH! Y'all, this is so not the time for my server to fuck up.

Alas, it is. I'll be in and out today, I guess.

T, the CNY Extravaganza was fabulous. We had Chinese (well, sort of) and wine and sake and then I fell asleep. Work make AB soooo tired! Heh.

May I reiterate my loathing for the Chubby Piglet?

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I so wish I was allowed to write:

Dear Leigha,

Please remove your fat ass from the conversation. You are our nemesis as well as a POSM, but not as much as PigFatt is. So get.

Regards,

MATH

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

And RG chimes in, and BM stands alone.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

And, how exactly was Allison being a whiney baby? I'm confused by that. A hypocrite? See, it's like he KNEW she wouldn't be here today.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

It may be easier for her to understand you if you say, "Git! Git on, now!"

Silly fleegha.

Mercy, I'm feeling snarky today. Where did Joh go?

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

And the Fatt Stands Alone. Lovely.

My, T, you are feeling snarky today. And I can't get enough.

"Ah Caaaain't!", in the infamous words of Alabamallison.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I entered the fray.

I'm glad RG told him to Shut up. Ha.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I'm laughing because I'm thinking of all the emails Allison will have in her inbox. I predict that her yahoo mail has a seizure.

I feel better today than I have in a while, y'all. My belly is minimally sore, there was Entemann's coffee cake in the breakroom (although alas, not the fat free kind), the PigFatt stands alone, work is humming along and I'm actually doing what I was intended to do before things went all haywire (although I still plan on taking the LSAT)... Sweet.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I'm so glad you're feeling better and Clyde-free, T.

Y'all, I wrote rudergirl. What's wrong with me?

Oh yeah, MATH. Hee!

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

It sure was a fun way to start a day.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

It sho' 'nuff was.

I can't believe that it's eleven already.

Joh - what is the status of the Kathleen Lacey tank top? She's been asking me about it.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

And he shut up, didn't he. Teri and Leigha communicating. What's up with the world?

I was gonna say littlematt.com, but I didn't want to be too mean.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Oh, no Kathleen Lacey, although I think I did name something Kathleen. I'll have to check.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Well, it certainly got me all riled up and nervous and crazy-feeling.

I have to go again to work in a minute. I hate all this leaving the house stuff.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I figure that by playing nice with leigha, I won't seem like a whiny baby. Just doing my part to make PigFatt look like a fool.

Oh, mayn, I hope there's a Kathleen something - she'ss been bragging all over Uptown.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Well that's why I told you not to tell her silly. Everything changes.

I wish Pig Fatt would come back with tsomething. $20 he's AIMing with Jessifer and they're both crying.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

HAVANA, Cuba (AP) -- Cuban President Fidel Castro this week fired his first verbal shot at President Bush since he took office, saying he hoped his new adversary in the White House is "not as stupid as he seems."

In a Sunday speech shown late Wednesday on state television, Castro said that "someone very strange, with very little promise, has taken charge of the leadership of the great empire that we have as a neighbor."

"That gentleman has arrived there, and hopefully he is not as stupid as he seems, nor as mafia-like as his predecessors were," the Cuban leader said. He added, however, that he was not troubled by Bush's presence, saying "he's there, and we are calm over here."

I'm sorry, but that made me laugh out loud. Because it's funny. Whenever I think Castro, I think of that Simpson's episode with the billion dollar bill.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

See, RG had to go make it dumb again. I hate her.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Gawd. Why she have to be so sirry?

Han, did you watch Temptation Island last night? I missed the making fun due to the CNY festivities.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Y'all. I am SO downloading Jumpin Jumpin for my phone ring. At least Fleeah's good for one thing.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Hannah - You'd have to give some pretty good odds to take that bet. IMO it's:

PigFATT: Everyone hates me. Those hypocrites.

Jessfier: *hugs*

PigFATT: Will you come defend me?

Jessifer: Uh...I can't. I have to wash my hair.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I bet y'all five that Jessifer has another tragedy today.

Angel of Death, indeed.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I go. I come back.

Um, why don't y'all start some shit while I'm gone so I can be entertained when I get back?

I know you can do it, MATH.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I actually updated my diaryland site.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

And now we're singing Kum-ba-yah. Or however it's spelled.

See how much better things are when BM's not around?

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I hope he just goes away. And really, it always makes my day when MATH prevails. As we always do.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Very nice, T. You have to like it when the boyfriend passes the bowel movement test.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Apparently, when I was still under and Dr. Adam went out to tell my mom and Chris that everything had gone smoothly, they had to irrigate, Clyde broke up but they got him all, here are the photos, her shoulders will hurt, etc, he emphasized that it was important that I have a BM within a few days. Otherwise, that would indicate that something was wrong.

So Chris, ever concerned about my health and welfare, asked me like three times a day if I had a BM. All I'm saying is that you know he's serious about you when he's asking about your poop.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Okay, y'all, you've got to love it when you can have your phone's ring be Hava Nagila.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Blazer - wha???

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

BM's back. I'm on it.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Y'all, quick. I'm trying to write this. Any thoughts on this part?

You clearly don't like Allison, and that's fine, but I think you're being immensely oversensitive. For all you know, "Dear whiny baby" could be refering to an actual small child that's crying in her office. How many people do you think thought "whiny baby" equaled "BigMatt" before you made that leap a few minutes ago?

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

That sounds good. He just needs to fess up to the fact that he's stupid.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I responded, but I kept it light. Can someone respond to the Celine Dion comment (or the rock-n-bowl) so this can just die?

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Q: Who's got pictures back?

A: Me! And they're on disk.

Aw, yeah.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Can't wait. And can I tell y'all about my love for Joh's photo that she captioned with Mike saying, "Shucks."? Love it.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Finally! Yeah Mike, you didn't say anything about my photos.

See, I think Pamie's too nice to them. they're so annoying. Oh, T, I forgot to tell you this. When we were splitting up on Sat. night, I put Pam's cell # in my phone so Al could call her and pamie said, "Don't sell it" and I told her I had someone already who wanted to buy it because she had some ferrets that needed to call her. Pamie gave me the pointed finger and a stern look. It was hilarious.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I didn't think I needed to. They were so obviously awesome that they defied superlatives.

I liked her comments in the Dear Squishites thread ... it pretty much told PF to kiss her ass.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Hmm, maybe I should re-read it then. I dunno. It made us seem like squealing 5 year olds for being excited about Vegas

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I took it like, "Well, no crap people will be excited after the trip, so deal with it." And "If you have a problem with someone, let me know privately before you embarrass yourself in public."

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Y'all, I'm off tomorrow, so I have to write my Friday column tonight. I have to process stringer payroll, and do all the other work I normally do. I'll be here until 10. At least.

What am I doing now? Starting the photo page for Vegas.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Yet again, Mike, you've proven that your priorities are in the right place.

Y'all, because C and I are such early adopters, I just bought a brand new rabbit ear antenna for the TV. Right now we have a crappy broken one - this one is all high tech. So the crappy one will be relegated to the 15-inch tv in the bedroom, and the new one will go to the 19- inch downstairs. Quite the early adopters.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Sneak preview: http://www.geocities.com/triumph_and_disaster/pictures.html

http://www.geocities.com/triumph_and_disaster/pictures2.html

http://www.geocities.com/triumph_and_disaster/pictures3.html

http://www.geocities.com/triumph_and_disaster/pictures4.html

There will be six in all.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Nice croth-shot on the video screen, Mike.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Which one?

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

On page one - the one where you're singing My Sharona. A ladies thigh and crotch is on the video screen behind you.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Yeah, how great is that? Risquee!

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Okay, every time I see the name Erica Jackson, I start to sing, "~I'm sorry Miss Jackson oooohhh I am for reeeaaal... Never meant to make your daughter cry... I apologize a trillion times...~"

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Ooh, Mike, pretty pictures! You numbah one caption writah, too!

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Ah!!! Those are great. I got like, no group shots. The one where I supposedly representin'?? That looks NOTHING like the MATH hand. Nothing. I love it. When did we sing with Pam?!

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Hannah, I think that was some song I made us all sing, but I forget which one. I do remember writing all our names down, though.

That picture of us dancing is killing me.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

An Bei Chao know we not going to have to throw down on pamie for calling Chinese Accent People out on Squishite thread!

She carr us out. Rearry. Make me sooooo sad.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I just saw that! Chin Feng Chen is starting to cry.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Picture5 and Picture6 are up, although I'm still working on the captions.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Do you think Chin Feng Chen should make an appearance? You know, a la Ratsy?

Hmmmmm...

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

You know, I've thought about that, too.

It would be interesting. But do you think it would be over the PoSM heads?

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I don't think it would. I don't know, maybe.

Who care? It Chin Feng! Chen Feng want to be Squishite!

I already created a Yahoo mail address for him in anticipation.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I forgot what I was going to say. Dammit. Mike, are you done with page 6? I love pam's new entry

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I'm done with it. Sheesh.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Although I do have some more good ones ... I just didn't want to post the same pics Hannah or Erica have.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Ab - I say a little prayer!!!!!

(I asked Pamie.)

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

You asked pamie about CFC? What'd she say?

Mike, more pictures are always good. Unless you're all tired.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Mike, those are great. I love the captions. You numbah one!

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Has Pamie seen any of the original Chin Feng Chen emails? Like the ones to/from Allison and MOC?

If we do have a CFC, can he please, please mention Crouching Tiger Beat Magazine?

Did y'all see that in Vegas, by the way?

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Maybe I'll add some more before I link them up later...so stay tuned tomorrow morning. You might get some special bonus SquishyCon coverage.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

No, I asked her what song we sang with her. We sang Say a Little Prayer.

Mike, you're done done, or done puttign up pics?

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Dear Squishites,

At every gathering you will ever attend, people will have inside jokes that you are not a part of. Deal with it.

Mike

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Done with the pics. I'm going to go back and edit them later, and then link them up.

What I'll probably do is finish up my busywork, write a rough draft of my column and do payroll, link up the entry, and then do the final edit on the column. Or something.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

That sounds like an excellent plan.

My plan is to go to the store, go home, change, read, watch the Simsons, cook, and then be a lazy-ass and watch tv.

Goodnight, y'all.

Ooh, I can't wait for Allison to get back from her stupid retreat thing.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Y'all. I'm home.

I haven't even looked at the big crazy fray going on in my honor. I am sure y'all threw down. Gonna look at everyone's pictures before I head over there to check it out.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Arrison! You're gonna be on fire when you read PigFatt. Burr.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Yeah, I'm enraged. But really, after I looked at y'all's pictures, I couldn't really get too upset about anything. I was howling.

Oh, and Mike? Any revenge you ever wanted to get on me from "Crazy?" You got it when you posted those heinous pictures of my huge fat head. But, you know what? I don't care. That MATH sign picture of me and H was the BEST. And I must have been so fucked up, because I have no recollection of half of that.

I love that picture on Hannah's site of the MOC and my back. I love all the pictures, y'all. The ones of me and AB dancing...classic.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I know, I look so doped up in that one. And until I saw taht photo, I didn't remember singing with Pam. Clazy drunk.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

You know... I just read it all. The thing I'm most angry about is pamie not stepping up and bitchslapping Pigfatt down for calling me "this person." That's what really pissed me off, that he called me "this person." I don't even care that he called me childish, because he's a bitch and it makes me laugh that someone who can fill page after page with utter nonsense would call me childish.

But, I help Pam out a lot with this site. Just because I love her. She doesn't even pay me. I don't even enjoy reading her entries anymore, because I don't think they're as good as they used to be. I should be writing my own shite, anyway, as should the rest of us. MATHazine!

And I'm nice to these people. I'm nice to them when they act like asses and say they don't like me and they write idiotic shit that wastes space. I know it shouldn't, but I don't think it's crazy that it hurts my feelings when someone like PigFATT comes on and calls me a nazi. If I was pamie, and I had a friend of mine doing this for me, I'd not only ban him, I would post a "How DARE you?!" message.

Whatever.

Here's the deal: I'm not going to post there anymore except to start new threads every once in a while. I only post there because of you guys, anyway. I'll close threads and do the clean up and send her quotes, and all of that, but I don't want to be involved in the community of dumbasses anymore.

Also, we need to cut out the Chinese accent, for two reasons:

1) I don't want anyone else doing it, and

2) I don't want to ever give anyone any chance to say we're being offensive.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

You know, we were just down for two hours. No web access. No e-mail.

The Man. Trying to keep me down.

Allison -- let pamie know how you feel, and see what happens.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

And we have to at least keep doing the accent here, because it cracks me up.

Anyone around? I'm gonna stay for another hour, then come back tomorrow to finish my column and update my site. I'll crop and put in a few more photos too. Maybe.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Mike, I stole a couple of your pics. Hope you don't mind.

Allison - The Fuzz quickly didn't back him up and they'll always kick your ass. And I don't think you're wrong to have hurt feelings. I'm surprised she didn't say anything. And yes, you DO need to have your own journal. Hateyourdaddy.com, come on!

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

I'm sort of still here. Just checking e-mail and whatnot. How you doing?

Oh, yes Clazy Mike! We do accent heyah and on phone and in person. You clazy? I just no want stupid people trying be Chin Feng. They no know! They no sit through 15 innings against Shreveport team who name I no even remembah, and see Chin Feng run in winning run. It was best thing evah. Chin Feng San Antonio hero, my fliend.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

woman, turn on your YM!

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

OK. Lord.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Minor updates to the photo pages. I actually went in and put banners on the pages.

Feh. I'm supposed to go to the Clarendon Grill now to meet people for drinks. I don't want to. But I said I would.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Mike-san,

You go to stupid bar. We still rove you tomollow.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Yeah, I'm not getting anything done here. My NCAA Tournament has 65 teams. That's one too many.

Must fix on the morrow.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001

Arrison! You still there, you call An Bei Chao! She need you ASAP!

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001