See, Allison, you click the "no" button if you don't want a gazillion emails.

It 9:30 and no new topic yet? What the?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Answers

I was just about to make one when my computer had to restart. Mayn.

Always a responder, never an asker.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Aw, AB.

Al, did you see where Ys said she's jealous of you? Rock!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

That's a'ight, Han. I'll get it tomorrow.

My iBook shipped today. How excited am I?!? A whole lot lot lot! Parking lots.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

You ordered it from taht guy?! What color? I'm excited too!

I love mine. Even if it's not "mine" and I curse it a lot. I still love it.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

No, I was scared of that first guy. It's a different one, and we're doing that escrow thing so I can check it out first.

It's tangerine! Just like Led Zeppelin wanted. I can't wait.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Mine's tangerine!

Did you still find it off Yahoo auctions?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Where evelybody erse, Han? I so sad we no Chinese accent no more on Forum. Ai-oh!

Al, regarding Pam and her no-taking-up-for-you self, I would write her too and tell her how I felt. That's no way to be a good frien'.

I think Chin Feng Chen will have to be born if pamie keeps up this attitude. Hee!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

No, Yahoo classifieds. The ones on the auctions are sooo pricey. I actually bargained with this guy.

I real Chinese bargainer!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Bring honor to Chao famiry!

I don't know where everyone else is.

I still can't wait for the day BM bans himself.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

AB - guess what I'm listening to right now. GUESS.

Okay, I'll tell you.

NKOTB, Face the Music.

I've never heard it, and Mo has it, so I thought, eh, what the hell.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I wish I could ban him myself. I'd say something really mean to him.

On a gossipier note, have you read Meg's post in the jealousy thread, about how she can't get people to stop "crowding around" her? Jesus.

Oh God, and read Kinipineapple's. To entice you, I'll give you a quote: "...I am jealous of Faith Hill." Ha! Nice taste, trash.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Oh, Hannah, you brighten Chao famiry day with NKOTB!

Vince actually has that, but I've never listened to it. Perhaps I'll give it a try. Is it good?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Okay, I'm here.

Allison, I think I'm with you on not really posting there that often. I think that L_L is the only person of value (besides MATH, of course). Sometimes the Current Events threads are interesting, but the rest of it is just crap. You're definitely right about the journal entries, also. It's just not my cup of tea, and I don't really have the time. Greenspun about does it for me.

So. Yes, I think that you should write Pam. Maybe. On the other hand, she really, really didn't represent for you when she should have, and that has happened on more than one occassion. I would be nearing the "Fuck it" mentality by this point; maybe you are, too.

Do your own journal. It will kick ass.

On another note, do y'all have Yahoo messenger? DOes it work? Can y'all get on it during the day? Am I out of the MATH loop?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Oh - also. Joh, did you now that the SUgar & Spice thing is based on a trus story? I think the girls were in Kingwood or some other creepy "Master-Planned Community." No lie. It was on Dateline.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I am out of the YM loop, too, T. I have it downloaded, though.

Mean, mean MATHletes.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

"Kingwood or some other creepy "Master-Planned Community." No lie. It was on Dateline. "

Yes, I remember that. But they weren't like "popular" girls. They were just weird, goth suburban girls. (If I'm remembering the right story.)

I only have Yahoo! Msngr at home.

I about DIED when I read Meg's jealousy post. I'm tempted to go do a really sarcastic response. Like, Meg, totally! I hate that too!

Blah.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

"So there. I'm jealous of quiet girls who can blend in with the crowd. I don't want to stand out like I do (and it seems to be standing out in a good way since others still want to talk with me). But enough!"

I mean, GAH! I've read this like 3 times and it still burns me up. How dare she lie so blatantly?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

She's such an idiot. I have nothing but hate for her. Have you read her new entry about the hamster? Hysterical.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

As much as I dont' want to blaspheme, this No More Games thing is crap.

Okay, I really want to post something to the jealousy thing a la Meg. Hmmm.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Oh no! Boss call, say Anna Beth come in for work! Yuck.

I'll be back, my angels.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Okay, Meg has crossed a line (I'm not yet sure which one) with her Money & Relatives post.

Okay, did y'all notice that she referred to herself as the "Know-all of the university"? Wha? I don't get her, and I certainly don't like her.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Okay, this is bad. Cynthia just emailed me to tell me something about one of our stringers. She referred to him as "roving." I read that as "loving."

I agree that none of the DUMB's should be able to talk like Chin Feng Chen. Maybe we should start them talking like someone entirely different, like Mr. T.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Okay, here's a question. If it's possible, would it be a dumb idea to tack my credit card debt onto my car loan? My car loan is 8.9% and my credit cards are around 11%. But would that screw me when it came time for a new car? I just hate paying all these different bills, and I rather just write one, larger check.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

You know, I've been thinking about the same thing. Not with my car loans, but with my student loan. I don't know - some sort of consolidation would be peachy. The check writing gets real old, real fast. I need to go ahead and set up auto-pay - I have that for my credit cards right now because I always forget when they're due.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I'm just worried about what happens when it's time to get a new car. I'll certainly drive this one until it's paid off, that's no problem. But once it's paid off I'll still have this debt as my "car loan." But I guess that's no different than having it as debt somewhere else, right?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I'm not sure how that works. Maybe your mom or your dad knows?

You know, I've actually thought about calling those Consumer Credit Counseling people. Clark Howard speaks highly of them, and I know that they're mainly for people who have mountains of depb and like sevenc redit cards, but I really want to figure out how to pay off my credit card within one year. I need a new car, but I don't want to buy one with this nagging credit card debt. I know that I could totally pay it off in one year - I just need a plan.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

My debt's high. I don't have 7, but I have 3 (well 5 if you count Best Buy and Banana but they have like nothing on them). I'm NOT telling my mother because she helped me pay them off when I graduated and I've managed to rack them up again. She'd DIE. Well, you can do the consolidation thing with a mortgage, so I'm thinking you can do it with a car loan. I'll just ask my bank.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I'm here y'all. But I feel all blah.

To those who don't know, my YM is just_a_game_in_my_mind_sharona . It's a long story, and yes I had it set up before this weekend.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I actually cut my credit cards up about six months ago. I have a Bank of America Visa and a Citibank Visa. They're both still open, but I never use them (except for the Spain ticket, but I already paid that off). I owe like $1000 on one and $3000 on another - is that high? I guess it is. It's not high when compared to my income level, though, and that's why I'm pathetic for not paying it off in a year, especially with my rent as low as it is ($300).

I plan on bringing my two Visa check cards (one for my bank in Atlanta and one for the Shell credit union) to Spain - you can use them everywhere - but I don't know if I should bring a regular credit card just in case.

Ugh. I'm a pathetic, in-debt freak.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

You know, I had it drilled into me from birth that "Bermans pay their credit card bills on time," like it was something out of holy writ. And then I had a huge roommate snafu last year, and ran up my Discover, and in paying off my Discover I ran up my Visa.

So now the Visa is bad, although not that bad. Enough to make me neurotic about paying it off, but not enough to, say, not travel.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Okay, I have more than that. But that at least makes me feel better! But including my car loan, my debt is dangerously close to the 50% of my income level. That's what scares me. I only have one open card and it doesn't have a lot on it. It's the ones I "transferred" money to that are getting me. I feel like I'm chasing it around but never really making a dent on it. I feel like if it's all on one I can pay like $500 a month and make an impact. And 8.9% isn't great, but it's certainly better than 11% and it'll all be together.

I'm bringing my credit card for emergenices ONLY. I'm bringing traveler's checks.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

See, I've heard different things about traveler's checks in Spain. According to RIck Steves, there aren't many centraly-located places to cash them. He's all about the check card, and that's about all Hadley used when she was there a few summers ago.

See, with my student loan debt, my debt is right at 100% of my income level. But I don't cound student loan debt like I do regular debt. Should I?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Student loans are different. I think credit agencies consider them different, but I don't really know.

Hmm. Maybe I will bring the check card then. Sara said too because then you just go to the ATM and get pesetas and you get the best exchange rate.

See, I've paid off my cards more than once. And then, bling bling I spend spend. It makes me clazy! I'm so spoiled!!!!!!!!! I hate myself right now.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I think that credit agencies do treat student loans differently. So I just pay them on time and ignore them.

I'm check cards all the way, and a coupple hundred in cash, just in case. But you do get the best exchange rate at the ATMs.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Don't hate yourself. We are a big debt pity party... who is going to Spain.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

My problem is that I'm good at sticking to a budget usually, but then I'm all "Screw this! I'm young! I'm hip! I'm going to (fill in location or event here). I'll worry about it later."

But I think that's the way to go. No regrets.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

After reading that Mothers and their Criticisms thread I had to call my mom. Sheesh. I know I have pretty great mom, but I guess I didn't realize how great.

Yeah, I'm a girl who's thousands in debt but who just got back from Vegas and who leaves for Spain in one month. Poor me.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Yes Mike, you're quite the Scarlett O'Hara of this crowd.

Where is Allison?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Yeah, and when you're 40, you'll look at pictures and say, "Mayn, Spain and Vegas rocked! I'll remember that forever!" And not even remember the debt.

(Assuming it's paid off by then, of course).

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Arrison?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

T, I just did this student loan consolidation thing with some government education plan. It cut my payments by half, and they reduce your interest 1/2% if you do electronic debit thingy. The URL is: www.ed.gov/DirectLoan.

Where Arrison?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I'm here, y'all. I think I may have just picked up a freelance job for Aetna. So inappropriate and unethical for me to work for an insurance company when my full time is with a provider! HAHAHAHAAA!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Aha! That's what I need. I pay Sallie May electronically (word on the 1/2% thing) but I pay the $3000 to Agnes Scott through a different company. I would LOVE to consolidate those. I'll try that website.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Okay, I have that yahoo thing now. terilippincott.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Tell us about the job, Ar.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Why, oh Why must greenspun suck the ass of thousands?

AB - I got your message last night at like, 11. I laughed for the rest of the night. It was even followed by a hilarious message from Mike on his high tech cell phone, listening to some BBoys cover band, from what I understood. And I was talking to Johanna on YM when both of you guys called, so I was all about MATH, yo. Minus T!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Let's just say that Crawling Home is no Hard Lucy.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Mayn, it's always minus T. How can I get in on the after-hours MATH loop?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Apparently it's freelance work for their internal communications corporate office. I just sent a few samples over. My friend Jesse works there and sent me the notice.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Bermanater, you know nobody's Hardlucy. Not even the Olive Garden.

Arrison, we carr you to come with us tonight, the Deep Errum. We go watch Beatres band, then eat, then go see Jess from Hardrucy pray in cafe. You come!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

My YM username is amabef. I think. It's an1chao on AOL IM. I'm so connected.

T, we talk all night--you be ever-present T in MATH!

I'm wearing my MATH shirt today, y'all. I love it.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Oh, An Bei! That sound like fun! I come to the Errum with you. I no been out in long time, except for Vegas. Love the Chao famiry.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Y'all need to come to my house. I'm cooking a huge mess of Thai food (that's the only way to cook it) tomorrow. Y'all come eat it.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

mmmmmmmm. Thai food.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I have to say that for an Irish girl, I cook DAMN good Thai food. I go to Asian market and everything.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

AB! H! Come chat!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Where we chat, Al? YM?

Okay, I try it.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

YM. But I'm not sure how to get into the room without an invite.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Jooohhhaaaannnnaaaa,

Can you do YM during the day?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Y'all! I can't from work. Firewall.

I'll just stay here all by my lonesome. It's okay. Really.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

The man will just not rest in his attempt to keep MATH from uniting.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Wha? We can't leave the H out! That would me MAT.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

And that, my friends, is too close to PigFatt.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Or ATM, and that's not as cool.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Sorry y'all. I suck.

I know T read it, but did any of y'[all read Meg's $$ and relatives thing?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I'm glad that no one has responded to it. Hopefully it will die the death it deserves.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I"m still trying to think of a way to think of a way to respond to her in Hey, Jealousy.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I think what Meg meant to say was:

Hey y'all! Have you forgotten about me! I was really popular! People said I was a prodigy! Notice me. Notice MEEEE! I look like Julia Stiles!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Meg depresses me, y'all.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Probably. Y'all, I'm so brain dead today. And I have shit to do! Ick.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

What happened to AB and Arrison? They still chat? No rove!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Dude, welcome to my week. And my shit's on the web, and people send feedback like "Um, are you high?"

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Y'all, some freak just embedded .wav files all over the Love & Sex forum. I had to go delete a bunch of stuff. I'm such a nazi! Mayn, I wish I knew how to ban people. Y'all know I would ban Pigfatt so fast. "I'm the Forum Nazi! You! No forum for ONE YEAR!"

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

It's catching:

"Dear forum,

Please send good vibes my mom's way. She just had to go to the hospital...

Concerned, rudergirl"

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I saw that. Please. Like I'd ever post taht shit. T-rash.

Mike, no MAC teams? Merr.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I just saw where Ys said she was jealous of me. That was very sweet. Just goes to show...no matter how down you get, no matter who you are, somebody out there thinks you're the bomb.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

M, I swear, would it kill you to link your picture pages togetha?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Wait - you said geocities was f-ing with you, right? Sometimes it sucks.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

word.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Mike, what's the link to your most recent column?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Hannah, I love the MAC. And the MAC people love me, because I said they got hosed with only two teams in the NCAAs last year. But, you know, someone's gonna have to step up and win some games.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Mike mike mike mike

What are y'all doing this weekend?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I linked to the pictured from the forum, but I can't get it to let me link things (even though it worked yesterday, but whatever). Geocities can bite me.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I was going on a date with C tonight, but now E invited her and Dave along. Ugh. The UnFun. So now I have to find an inexpensive restuarant in Vinings. But then Crouching Tiger!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

What am I doing? Saturday friends are having a "wine and cheese" party. It's an annual thing where everyone brings some wine and/or something cheesy. Last year, for example, I brought mozarella sticks.

Sunday, friends are having a Super Bowl Party. I'll go and leave before Survivor starts.

Nothing too exciting. I'm supposed to go out to a club tonight, but I feel all blah and will probably bail. I'm meeting my parents for dinner though. What do I tell them about Vegas?

How about y'all? Did the Texan call?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Tell them that they need to buy you pants.

(I don't know why I'm hung up on that. I'll end it.)

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I could use some. The first thing that goes when I hit austerity mode (when I determine to stick to a budget) is the clothes money.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I'm rocking Deep Ellum with the Honorable Chao Family tonight, apparently.

Tomorrow, I'm going to see Crouching Tiger if it KILLS me. Also, I'm going to hook up with my friend who bought me hateyourdaddy.com and get started on that. Might as well.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

y'all, don't let my makeup thread be responseless.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Y'all. Check the Meat of Cheese and his backpeddling.

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-----Original Message----- From: Lowe, Allison [SMTP:AllisonLowe@texashealth.org] Sent: Friday, January 26, 2001 12:27 PM To: 'Huff, Chris' Subject: You think that other picture was bad?

http://www.geocities.com/hannahm94/Jan01/012501.htm

Clearly, I am awful looking. But this picture is so funny...I can't stop laughing.

-----Original Message----- From: Christopher A. Huff [mailto:CHUFF@utsa.edu] Sent: Friday, January 26, 2001 2:14 PM To: 'Lowe, Allison' Subject: RE: You think that other picture was bad?

I'm not sure which picture you mean, you look great in all of them.

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He lo...mmmms me.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

This thing is so hit-or-miss.

Allison, I think that it would be great for a journal. You could put a little disclaimer about not really hating your father.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Thing is, the title isn't saying "I hate my daddy." It's saying I hate YOURS. Yeah, it would be good. I'd do the disclaimer and tell all sorts of family stories. My poor daddy. Mother is really hating him right now because he's sick and will not take his medicine right. MEN.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Don't tell me it's antibiotics. My grandmother is the same way - she NEVER takes her medicine the right way. Her doctor stopped treating her and she's on the hospital's BOARD, that's how bad it is.

Allison - your dad is sick??!?

***HUGS***

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

He's not backpeddling because you don't look like crap in any of them.

Y'all. I am a stalker. A stalker.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

What do you mean - a stalker? Is this about the Texan?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

No, he's backpeddling. Last night he was all "yeah, that one's not so pretty..." in this voice like "you are scary looking." I was like "LISTEN, Meat of CHEESE, I don't think you have any room to be talkin'."

My dad actually has the kidney disorder, glomerulosclerosis, that Sean Elliot and Alonzo Mourning have. As a matter of fact, when the doctor told him that he treats about 30 male patients with the disorder, and that my dad is the only white man, Mother looked at my dad and said "I [i]knew[/i] it, Bill."

If he could just find two more guys with bad kidneys, he would have his own Bad Kidney Basketball Team. (Mike, that's the name of your next fantasy team).

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Are you talking about the MATH hand picture? Dude. No. You do not look scary in that one. We look seriously drunk and tired and messy, but not bad. It's the best photo EVER. If I didn't look like a herion addict I'd frame it.

I'm a stalker because I'm trying to figure out how to email dameetray without looking like a stalker.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Seriously, y'all, that one's going in a frame somewhere. That's the best picture ever.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Yes, that one. And, seriously, I looooooooooooove it. I have looked at it maybe 100 times today and keep laughing like a fool.

Just go on and e-mail him, girl! Do it!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Who is dameetray?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

But what do I say??

Help me internet lovah.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Depends on what you want to accomplish.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

How much do I hate it that I am the Internet Lovah Expert?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Y'all, I just had a random friend from high school e-mail me because she found my column while searching the site for work. The Internet. Gotta love it.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I am so, sooooo confused right now.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Wait. I think I get it.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Dameetray=Ray, Pam's roommate. Evidently, he's my lobster. Who knows how it started. But it did, and now I'm obsessed.

Oh, Allison, just embrace it. Internet Lovah.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I'm back! I miss all the fun.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Okay, that whooshing sound is this thread going over my head.

He's your lobster, like in the Friends sense? I'm confused. Is this from Pamie? Did he email you?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

All those years of learning how to be the sensitive, forum-lurking kind of guy, and all I had to do was get a picture of myself playing video games in my boxers? Damn it all!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

How much do I love it that Leigha posted on the Makeup thread, right after Al and I, and still managed to misspell Sephora.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Y'all all call Allison. She can't talk on the phone, and you will laugh.

I just wrote y'all a real live Chinese message in Dear Squishites. Take that, silent p.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Wait, what? Why can't she talk on the phone?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I think she's concentrating on doing other things. Like posting here.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I only have her cell number.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Anna Bef! Where you been all my rife?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Okay, y'all, have a good weekend. I'll be in on Monday.

T.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

No, wait, T, you're leaving?

See, in Vegas, Ray was going to go, but didn't and Eric said to Pam/MOC/Al how it was too bad as he and I would've had fun. And then he said something like, I'm not saying they would've had sex, but they would've hit it off. Oh, E.

Now I'm "intrigued." (Or obsessed, take your pick.)

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I been here waiting for you, Hannah Bef!

Have a good weekend, T.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Oh, I get it.

Yep. My shoulder hurts and we're meeting Elizabeth and Dave (I have to remind myself that it won't be that bad) at C's house at 7. The house is clean, so no problem there. And I need to wash my hair (I was all lazy this morning) and return a couple of things to Banana Republic. But I might wait on that, actually, as even though it's one mile from here, traffic will suck getting there. It's a bitch of a left turn out of this place.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

What is wo ai ni btw?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

It mean: I rove you!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Anna Beth and Al, y'all have fun tonight, and be careful. I'll save leftovers from tomorrow's Thai-One-On extravaganza.

We may go to the Clermont, too...

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

All right y'all ... I'm oot. I'll be here Saturday from 11-7 if anyone gets bored and wants to come online.

Have great weekends! Kick ass, take names and represent!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

We see you rater, Bermanator.

I honorable Chinese rhymer! Y'all, I can't stop. I love the Chinese voice too much.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Oh, and next week? 4-midnight, Monday through Thursday. Urgh.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

H - I haven't even told you the BEST.EVER. story about Ray.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Don't worry, M. We'll somehow keep it real while you're on nights. Maybe we'll all just call your answering machine all night.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

You're so good at it!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Okay, my loves, I must away as well. Got to go get pretty for the Arrison, you know.

Y'all have fabulous weekends!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Tell tell! Tell!

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Ok,

Some holiday weekend - I'm thinking it was Memorial Day? - Ray had a party on his boat in Austin on the lake. It was some wild ass thing where people were naked and drunk and falling in the water, and he got a ticket for it.

He decided the ticket was unjustified and, instead of just paying it, decided to go to court and represent HIMSELF. (I just remembered this story when I was going through old MOC e-mail because I heard it the first time I met Pam and Eric when Jeff and Chuy came over to their apartment and were all telling it.) Chuy testified on Ray's behalf and LIED on the stand. It is the funniest story I have ever heard in my LIFE.

At the end of the trial, Ray and the judge were like, BEST friends, Jeff said. He totally charmed the guy into ruling in his favor.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

He represented himself?

See! I rove him!!

What did Chuy lie about?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Well, the party apparently went over two days and Chuy said he was there on Saturday and he hadn't been. He got all mad at the prosecutor for asking him questions and acted really pissy.

The prosecutor was like "Mr. Zarate. How many life jackets would you say Mr. Prewitt had on the boat?"

And Chuy was rolling his eyes and sighing and went "I have no idea."

Ray gets up and does that aw-shucks thing with the judge "Nowah, your honah, Chuy doesn't know how many life jackets there wereah! Nobody knows." *good-natured shrug*

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

See. They're actors. Ray Prewitt. I love it! I loooooooove heem.

Did you go to his website? I so don't get it. There's no text. Unless I'm dumb.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I went and looked. He must be developing it. It DOES have his address and phone number, which is scary. He's just putting it together, I guess.

Ray actually has some cash, yo. His day job is selling airplanes.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

Oh, it's just me and Al.

If/when E writes you back, let me know!

I think I'm taking off soon.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I am, too. I just sent my mom the link to my Vegas pictures. Probably not the best idea, since now I'll have to actually explain who you people are.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

But she knows your an internet lovah, tho, right?

It totally snowed here today. Suckage.

See, he is my lobstah. My dad has a plane. See the connection?

Let me know what E says, although, really, I'll probably never do it as I'm chicken little.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

He is. Your lobstah.

I'll let you know what I hear from E.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

You still here?

Question. Why is your site aloe23.geo What's the geo for?

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

That's just the way yahoo did it when they bought geocities. They made everybody a .geo. Back in the day.

Ugh. PigFatt is back, in the fuzz thread. Nice "see you guys Monday!" Right. I hate it how they use Trash. I hate them. I guess he's not going to comment on his retardedness of yesterday. It's just as well.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

It's best to just keep hating him. I know they're ALL using trash. And its like, um, that was introduced in AUGUST. Way to jump on the bandwagon. Keep rocking like bob, stupidheads.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001

I fixed my index page at http://www.geocities.com/aloe23.geo

I know you'll all be happy.

Down with DUMB. I'm oot, my loves.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001