Monday Monday...

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

Answers

Yeah, I jumped the gun on the question, but I'm nights all week and wanted y'all to remember me. I actually scheduled myself for these crappy shifts, because the rest of the college desk people are either married or in serious relationships, and there's no sense in making them work nights Valentine's week. I take care of my people.

And, of course, I'm hoping that leads to positive dating karma here.

BTW, Meloonsa? The person who planned the Fairfax-to-Fells Gathering planned for Saturday? Did. Not. Show.

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

Well, her name IS Meloonsa, yes?

Hannahbeth.com is up so y'all can change your links. Hint.

I just read an old salon article about getting fired for havign a journal etc. and it freaked me way out.

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

I KNEW she wouldn't show. Meloonsa is CLAZY. I totally forgot that was this weekend, M. I was actually going to call the Bermacell and see how it was going. Damn! I'm sure you guys had fun, anyway. That girl is a fruity-acting nut-bird. Mayn.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Good morning, fruity-acting nut-bird MATH!

It almost Varentine's Day. We ROVE!

I wrote the stupidest entry evah last night. Maybe I upload anyway. Maybe I edit first.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Hey all! Are my layers all overlapping for you gys? Al, how did you fix that?

It looks fine on my pc but all whack on my iBook

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

H - you're using Dreamweaver? Convert your page to tables. It will cause a different set of problems, but it will solve the overlapping.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

They're not overlapping here. I no know! But yeah, do the layers-to- table thing. It'll herp.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Y'all. I am on this clazy boring conference call. It is giving me a headache in my eye. I don't even have anything to contribute. I wish I could put them on eternal hold, but our hold music is like this whack Yanni music, so they would know.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

layers to table make me nervous!

Must stop writing/talking like that, as I'm starting to do it everywhere and that bad!

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Dude, you have to convert to tables. That's the only way.

Iron Chefletes, go and post in thread or you dishonor Arrison!

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Question: mike mentioned he didn't realize you were supposed to scroll down on hb.com to get the entries. he was trying to click on the little story thing. Did y'all do that too or is he just CLAZY?

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

No, he CLAZY! I figure out right away.

I liked your index page with the bloom. grow. change. or whatever thing. The one you have now is pretty, too, though.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

H - I figured it out, as well, but I was going to mention that to you, too. No make entry hard to find!

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Hey y'all.

Mike, the Tastee 29 keeps popping up in conversations. Odd.

Athens was fun. I slept late today. It's all nasty and reainy and cold. And I have a shit ton to do.

Oh, y'all - Friday night C and I wanted to rent a movie. As y'all know, the Major League Video is the crap-assest. We decided to go to that Hollywood Video (the one that rudergirl lives right next to). Well, let's just say that it should really be called the Holly 'Hood Video. Good lord. We were leaving, and Chris was like, "Um, baby, please promise me that you will never come here at night alone." Lord, she is Smyrna trash. All the houses over there were nasty, and teh restaurant is called the Fat Boy.

Okay. I have a MATH assignment for y'all:

I have to send out the Mardi Gras party invitations. I need something cute to say. The facts are:

the Third Annual MG Extravaganza, Saturday, February 24, there will be food, booze, and beads, 8 (or 9?) p.m., Chris' house, but it's Teri's party, too.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Hmmm. I guess I could make that linkable to the most recent entry. Good idea?

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Ooh, Joh, I like the colors and the stripey things.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

T!

H, yeah, link it to "today's" entry.

Y'all, the MOC and I are writing this collaborative guest entry for Pam and...it makes us sound like the biggest Internet Lovahs in the WORLD. So embarassing, yo.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Did any of y'all update? Mike - how's bermanation.com??

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Al, I knew there was something we forgot to do. The collaboration be good! You and MOC numbah one Internet Lovah!

I updated about 3 seconds ago.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I haven't updated since Friday. I was going to come in yesterday to work and update, but I lost my after-hours building access keycard. Whoops. Plus, I ended up doing moving stuff yesterday. Throwing trash out, etc.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Anything exciting happening on squishy?

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Mike's on nights all this week, yo.

I'd send y'all the collab to edit and enjoy, but y'all can just read it and weep along with everyone else. I don't like it that I have this Internet Lovah rep now. And C doesn't like it either, but we're sort of funny about it, so it's all good.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Al, I don't think of you as an Internet Lovah. I mean, you are and all, but only sort of.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Um, Al? Hi. I'm an internet lovah STALKER, so really, you have nothing to worry about.

Thanks.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I don't know about Squishy, but the Chao House Music Date was the best thing evah.

At one point, AB looked at me and goes, "My jaw hurts, I've been laughing so hard." Seriously, I think I lost weight from the laughing.

And Master V and Hooknose Joey can play the fiznuck out of some guitar. So can Anna Beth! And, though I look cool when I HOLD mine, I cannot play even the simplest chords, so I was green - GREEN - with envy.

AB can sing, y'all. She's just retarded. AB, we need to bust out the Indigo G's and get on the harmony. All it takes is practice. And, I was so Hogue-d up, I shudder to think what I sound like on that tape. But my song is so pretty! Master V and AB kick it with style on the song writing.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I'm house party jealous, y'all.

I have no idea what to write on these invitations.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Hooknose Joey. I LOVE it. He and Master V were still marveling yesterday over how much fun we had. And we listened to the tape--it sounds so good. No Hogue-iosity could lessen the quality of My Reasons, believe me. Master V wants to record it on the 4-track Ay-sap.

AB no retarded! AB know for fact harmony hard! Heh. I'm just a whiny baby.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

T, how about:

Please come to Chris and Teri's

Third Annual Mardi Gras Extravaganza

Saturday, February 24, 2001

8:00 P.M.

Food, cocktails, and Mardi Gras beads will be served

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

That's about what I was thinking, but really, it's not Chris and Teri's. So I just don't know. We need to just go ahead and get married as it will make this whole invitation thing a lot easier.

I could do a play on a song, like "I went on down to Smyrna and they all axed for you..." But really, there's no poetry to Smyrna.

And no, the word "Smyrna" will be NOWHERE on the invitation.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Are other people giving the party, or just you and Chris? Because if so, y'all could put everyone's names at the bottom, and solve the problem that way.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Teri and Chris are keeping it real for the

Third Annual Mardi Gras Extravaganza

Saturday, February 24, 2001

8:00 P.M.

ITP at Chris's house

Food, cocktails, and Mardi Gras beads will be served

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

It's just us. But that's a good idea - like with wedding shower invitations. I gould just give the dates, time, place, and at the bottom, put something like, RSVP Teri Lippincott - 404-931-8374 or Chris Anulewicz, 404-... (I never remember this number).

That might work. Is that what you were thinking?

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Ooh - Keeping It Real. I like that. Our friends will think we're so hip.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Yeah, sort of. Or have all the invitation stuff, then your names:

Party blah blah

Feb. 24 blah blah

Chris Anulewicz Teri Lippincott

If that doesn't show up right I will be mad.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

H and AB - will you please look at HYD on your Macs and tell me if the left side links are F-ed up on some of the pages. They aren't on my work PC, but I screwed them up last night on the iBook.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

The blues may have been born in New Orleans, but that doesn't mean we can't keep it real in Atlanta...

It's the 3rd Annual Mardi Gras Extravaganza

Come for food, cocktails, and of course, beads

Saturday, February 24th at 8 p.m.

4959 Warmstone Way

RSVP Teri or Chris 404.../404...

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

No, they look fine on my iBook and on my PC.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I like it, T. Rook good!

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I'm worried that some of the people on Chris' list won't get the "keeping it real" part, though.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Where are some good places to download fonts? Does tucows have any?

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Al introduced me to www.fontalicious.com, and there's also www.fontdiner.com, and www.ohdamniforgotitholdon.com.

I'll go look in my history--I can't remember that last one.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

T - you have to keep "keeping it real." Otherwise, you have to put something in about how y'all are "representin' Mardi Gras, Lippincott- Anulewicz Style," or something.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

What has happened to MATH? Everyone ran to lunch at once?

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

An Bei here, drinking yummy green tea and ordering more from leaves.com.

Please go shut down that Charlie's Angel person with her whole new thread in Blab. She DUMB.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I did, but not before Smeg jumped in, pretending to be pamie.

Check how she's all "Thanks for sharing your website with me."

I swear, the girl probably introduces herself as pamie.com.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I've been busy with these invites. I think this will be the final product: The blues may have been born in New Orleans, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate in Atlanta...

It's the 3rd Annual Mardi Gras Extravaganza!
Joun us for food, cocktails, and of course, beads

Saturday, February 24th at 8 p.m.
4959 Warmstone Way

RSVP Teri or Chris
404-931-8374 or 404-792-2683

What do y'all think? Any edits?

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Besides, of course, the fact that I can't spell.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

On the envelopes, should I just put:

Chris Anulewicz Teri Lippincott 4959 Warmstone Way Atlanta, GA 30080

?

I guess that makes the most sense.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

T! Yes. Looks good. Just put the address on the envelopes. You don't have to put names on there.

Al - links rook good.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Looks very good, T. (Despite your disappointing lack of the use of the word "reprezentin'.)

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

"Is it me, or is it a bit of a pain when the admins bump up a thread and close the new one after we've already gotten into a good discussion? Who cares if there's old discussion... we're doing new, and it interrupts it."

Did y'all see this? It's from CluelessMale in the beer thread. What a punk.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

The reason I want to have the names on there is because although most people know us as Teri & Chris, there are still some who know Chris and some who know Teri. Like people from my old work, and the old firm and stuff.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Should I put a period after the word "beads"?

Yes, I'm being a very productive worker today.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Blah. That's what I have to say about today. Blah.

Al - is your texas health email still whack?

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I say yes on the period after beads.

What's up with Clueless_Male? Punk is right. He's got some balls, saying that in a thread that pamie herself bumped up.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Thanks, y'all, a ton.

Now I just have to wait until more people leave for lunch and I can shanghai the printer. Mwuh ha ha. I wish it was easier to print more than one envelope at a time from Word. I guess there must be some way, but I don't know what it is yet.

I figure I'll print the directions on the back of the invite.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Oh y'all. Sir Phoenix made it through the weekend. Whew.

Meg used to breed hamsters. How has the girl done so much?! Oh, that's right, I forgot all the LIES.

Y'all love Sarah Harmer, right? You gotta love her. Amazing.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Who is Sarah Harmer?

Meg hasn't mentioned her 10,000 fish in a while, has she?

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Y'all, the Al & MOC entry is going to be 90 pages long.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Sarah Harmer is a singer. She's so good. If you have napster, check out Lodestar (yes, with a d) or Capsized, or Don't get your back up. Al - I think you'd love her.

I can not WAIT for the Al/MOC entry.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

What is AB's address? I can't find it...

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

An Bei's address:

1418 Marshalldale Dr. Arlington, TX 76013

I be back later, MATHletes.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Thanks, y'all.

I be back later, too. Must go mail eleventy-dozen Valentines. And get food. Oh yes, food.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I'm still here.

Alone, I guess.

Mike - have you talked to your date since?

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I'm here. Eating lunch and finishing up that entry. I think it will go up either tomorrow or Thursday. Pamie has that How to write a Valentine Poem thing she always does.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Dear Jess,

Yeah. I spent $214 last month to talk to you on the phone. but I won't talk to you for free on IM. uh-huh

Didn't see you when I signed off, Matt

Oh, good lord. How many things are wrong with this picture?

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Johanna, do you remember the Mardi Gras 1999 Flu? Because I feel the same way I felt then. My throat started hurting this morning and now I'm stating to get the chills. Damnit. And the coughing with the hurting in the lungs. This is not a fun thing.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I know. I saw that. Did you also see the letter from cricket asking if she scared Matt off? Yikes.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Oh god, yes. Taht was one of the sickest sicks I've ever had. That was awful. Damn Eric Yurtsldkfsen!

I got the rest of my Vegas pics back! There's the cutest one of Al and Pam. I'll scan them in tonight.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Well, I know that I didn't catch that flu from Erik Yurkfhehfjkan. And Duncan didn't have it, either. Hmm. But I'll be damned if right now, I don't feel just like the way I felt when I had that sick in '99.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

What time does Mike come on?

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Ack! T! You need to go immediately and medicate yourself, somehow. Don't get sick!!

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Hee! T I wrote a letter to the MG flu too.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Al, AB, Mike, feel fortunate that you have been spared the agony that is the Mardi Gras flu.

I think I'm going to get some Tylenol Flu. Last time I had it, that was a miracle drug. As soon as you take it, you feel better; unfortunately, as soon as it wears off, you immediatly feel like ass.

But yeah, it started with the throat pain. Then the burning cough, and then the chills. About ten minutes ago, I entered the back pain/sore neck phase. Luckily, the Mardi Gras flu from hell comes sans nausea.

But going to the store requires going outside, and it's cold and damp out there.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Hi all! Real quick, since we have a big sports meeting and I have to go work out the stress on the exercise bike beforehand.

Hannah asked above if I'd talked to my date since. The answer is "yes", but I think she's not very happy with me right now, which y'all may be hearing about in a special e-mail-only entry of Triumph and Disaster (you have to imagine the above being said in that TV voice that previews shows, i.e. Next on a very special Family Ties. It has to do with how I spent my weekend, which was awesome.

Teri- the invites sound great.

I'll be here until 2 if anyone wants to check in latah.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I'm looking forward to the email, Mike.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

email only entry? Whaddya mean? You're going to publish emails or you're going to email your entry?

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I am dying. Joh, I think this is it, for sure.

I cannot go yet. Must print envelopes. Must maintian priorities. All invites are printed, front and back, with directions.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Y'all. This, from Pigfatt, in the current fuzz thread: "I just don't like the word 'pad' anymore. I should get over it though."

He's a stupid, fat, punk ass bitch that ruined the forum and now, NOW, he's tired of the word pad...

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Maybe Ratsy should make a cameo.

T - go home!

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I updated. H, your link is corrected. AB, your link is there. Mike, say the word and I'll link to Bermanation.

H. I must print envelopes. Then I go.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

And THIS, from Flaya: "Well, technically, he's right. This isn't a padding thread. It's a Fuzzy thread. The padding threads are for the mindless padding that people do."

Um, whatever.

Yes, T. Go home! MG Flu overtake you if you don't take easy. Chen Feng be over shortly to deriver wonton soup.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Oh no! Johnny Cash! Say it ain't so!

Be healed, Johnny!

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

WHAT? What about Johnny? I am dressed just like him today. All in black.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Johnny has pneumonia, Al. He's in "serious but stable" condition.

Poor Johnny!

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

The envelopes are printed. I will miss you all. Poor Johnny. I will go home and listen to the "God" portion of the recent box set.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Nooooooo! Y'all, Chris will have to do a candlelight vigil!

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Oh, T. I love you. I have C that box set for Christmas. He nearly cried. I'm sure that's what made him lo...mmm... me.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I gave that box set to Master V for Christmas.

We are all badasses, is what I'm saying.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

We are, and we were destined to find each other.

****prayers**** for Johnny! ****HUGS**** for June!

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I'm oot. Been crazy mad busy today. Not feeling so good, either. I'm updating tonight, so I'll check it with Mike at some point. Poor little boy...all alone on this big Internet...

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Oh my GOD. I'll have y'all know that, though I DID send pamie all those sidebar quotes today...I most CERTAINLY did NOT send her that last one from Pigfatt.

Must she stab me that way? I don't know why she added it...I guess she's trying to get more people to pad...money is tight, maybe? I don't know. But, I saw it and my stomach literally turned. I seriously cannot stand BM. Thank goodness no one but y'all knows I do those. I wouldn't want anyone to think I quoted his ass.

Maybe some of the DUMB people complained that they never got quoted... I have no idea. They would, you know.

WHY did she do that? It makes me CLAZY!

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

As AB wrote:

And THIS, from Flaya: "Well, technically, he's right. This isn't a padding thread. It's a Fuzzy thread. The padding threads are for the mindless padding that people do."

I have truly seen it all. Particularly since Flaya the wanna-be playa hasn't had one post yet that isn't mindless. And, you know, padding by any other name is still padding.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Hey kids. Mike - how's the late shift?

Yeah, and PigFatt? We're sick of the word "BigMatt."

Those punks.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

T - your entry. The Mardi Gras flu. The horror. I just remember you telling me you thought it was menegitis and I'd never been so scared! Alas, just a scary ass crazy flu thing.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

One last thing before I go to bed. You know what I love? I love that like a page after BM and Flaygha decide they don't like padding, a whole bunch of "serious" padders flood their fuzz room.

Ha.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

Oh, the late shift rules. Thanks.

Not. I hate this. Urgh.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001