'Twas the Day before Valentine's Day...

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

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And all through the Hannah House nothing was stirring. Not even frickin' date.

Morning everyone.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Allison!! Do you see my eyes! Yes, tears! Oh, the entry. So good.

I lo...mmmmm me some MeatS of Cheese.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Aw, Han. You MATH Varentine!

Y'all, they took my doggie away! The rescue called last night and they decided she wasn't suitable for us since she may have potential health problems. Wah! They're looking for another one now. An Bei so sad!

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Aw, AB, I'm so sorry! But you don't want a sick doggie! The find you another good retreiver.

Go read the MOC/Al Squishy Special now!

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Al. You kirring me! That was the best entry evah. And the insertion of the words "fruity-acting" made it that much better.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Allison, Bermanator asking about you on Hardrucy forum. Hee!

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Somehow I think it's just us, doll. I bet T stayed home sick.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

That okay. Me and you make good team, H.

Pamie's mother's review of Castaway just about killed me.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Like a hipper Gilligan's Island.

Did you ever sign up for a tracker? I rooove dreamweaver and never want to lose it. How do you crack it?

Can you believe MOC roughin' up our Rodger like that? And I was obviously so on firah I made so many typos. And mayn do I wish I'd thought of Grandmeat of Cheese.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Grandmeat of Cheese is very funny. I had a good moment. MOC better back up offa Rodger if he knows what's good for him. Me, you, and Elisabeth of the Big Fat Headdress will kick his ass.

Yeah, I signed up for extreme tracking. It's pretty cool. I think it's like $5/month if you want multiple page tracking and don't want to have that little symbol on your pages.

I find crack for Mac Dreamweaver! Gawd, it only took me a week and a half. I just randomly happened on it. So excited. I also found the crack for Fireworks, but I haven't downloaded it yet.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Yay! Now AB can keep dleamweavah on iBook! If they switch me out with a powerbook (and they're suppossed to) I really want to see if I can buy this bad boy. But they'd probably take all the software off and that would suck. And not make it really worth it. Unless all Macs come with Photoshop? Probably not. Damn.

What's Fireworks?

So do you just have the extreme tracker on your main page or did you put it on all your entries?

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Fireworks is an image manipulating-type software. Same kind of stuff you can do in Photoshop, I think, but it's supposed to "work seamlessly with Dreamweaver." We'll see.

Nah, I just put it on the first and second pages. I haven't gotten any hits from search engines yet, though, which is what I'm waiting for. I can't wait to see what crazy ways people are getting to my site.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

have you registered with any search engines? Hmm. I'm going to go read that thread again.

Your-site has statistics but it's crazy and I can't understand. Like, it's telling me I've had 1700 hits, and there's just no way. And it's saying my number one referrer is hannahbeth.com. Uh, what? Unless it only tracks your index2 page, but it didn't say that. I don't get it. It's freeeeeky.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Weird. I don't know. 1700 hits. You popurar, Hannah Beth!

What is register with search engines? Like, with Yahoo? How do you do that?

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

I think it's bc your-site counts each time a graphic is loaded. And since I have like 8 graphics on the index2 page, that's a lot of views, right there. And if you came through the index page, and read all the 3 entires on there, one person would generate like 40 page views. I don't know.

I thought you had to register with yahoo in order for your site to come up in searches. Maybe I'm smokign the weed. I don't know.

And I know this was like 3 months ago, but it still burns me up every time I read it because it's such a blantant lie.

"Meg: I've also noticed that my website has the most traffic on Thursdays and Fridays. I average from anywhere between 75 and 125 hits on each of those days. This is for the journal. My other website (an animal website) has about 700 hits each off-day, with Tuesday and Wednesday bringing in close to 1000 hits per day."

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

She is so crazy. Did you know her site is in the top 200 or whatever it is on diarist.net? Not that that means anything, but I can't imagine who is looking at her site and not making fun of it.

MATH probably generates half her hits. We made that nut what she is today.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

She's in the top 200 on the clix thing? I've always made it a point to NEVER click that. I bet she's clicking it herself.

I know I go there once a day. But that's just so I can keep track of her lies.

Where's Al?

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

I'm here - just got to my desk. I didn't know the entry was already up. Eeeek! I haven't gone to the site to read it....ooooo! I'm freaking out all of a sudden...

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Don't freak out. It's good. I think she must've put both up at like 2 a.m. this morning.

And she bumped up Meg's Internet Dating and Relationships thread just for you!

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Gross. I was going to start a new thread on Love Stories: I told you mine, now you tell me yours. But I'm just an Internet Lovah. Waaaaah!

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

I say start it. I think there needs to be a thread where people can talk just about you and MOC. Maybe bumb up his cute single boy thread?

I want to hear from other girls who wrote him. I loved it that you said I WON. In your FACES.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Maybe I will...

Pamie cracked me up with that bottle of wine thing...I didn't even know that.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

I bumped up the old thread. I wonder if any of p's readers are still around that wrote to him...hmm.

Y'all, I wanted to update last night so bad. But I was exhausted and had written all day PLUS that entry and I just couldn't do it. I messed around with site meter, couldn't really figure it out, talked to Mike for a while and fell into bed only to get a 1 AM call from J- Co. Hate him, hate him.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Y'ALLLLL!!!!! Read the thread! Read the thread! I WON HIM FROM FLAYA!

I made some joke about how I was totally in the running, because everyone was too old or married and FLAYA responded to me! HELL YES!

IN.HER.FACE.

Oh, you don't know. You don't KNOW how happy that makes me. Is that sad? I don't care!

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

EEEEH! Really? You don't know how happy that makes me TOO. No wonder she thinks you're big headed. Ha!

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

I swear to God, I am sitting here, knitting my hands together like a mad scientist.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

AND Meloonsa! And.Meloonsa.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

OH, I love it so. Man. C dodged some bullets there. Not that he would have gone for either of them - especially since they're both so young - but, seriously. He might have made an attempt with Flaya, since she lived in Austin.

Whenever I ask him about the other girls that wrote him, and ask him why my letter stood out, he's like "Well...a lot of them were scary journal girls who wrote bad poetry and um...obviously spent a lot of time indoors, sitting in front of their computers..."

It makes me CLAZY that the MEAT OF CHEESE can pass judgment on some girl that's out of shape or whatever, but it still cracks me up.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Well. I'm a scary journal girl, so there you go.

I think Meloonsa is like 25 or so, since she's in her 3rd year of law school.

Of course, she's crazy as a loon, and I'm sure MOC picked up on that.

Mike - did you read her entry about how she showed up like 2 hours late? Ha.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Dude, I'm a scary journal girl now, too. Hmm.

MATHertons...I have to apologize here and now...I did not send out Valentines. Let the stoning begin.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Oh, Arrison. You no have to send Varentines. Maybe we turn our back on you next time, though.

Just kidding. I already spoiled your Valentine for you, and that's almost as bad, no?

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Is ok. I can't wait for my Chaolentine.

Y'all, I didn't think that entry would be up until this afternoon. I just about did a hooknose when I saw it.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Chaolentine. Love!

Al, your entry is fanfuckingtastic. Why you even worried, sister?

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

I don't know! It makes me nervous, revealing that story to the masses. I love it, though. Makes me miss the MOC.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

I posted on the CSBC thread.

Al - isn't it enough to know you beat Fleigha? And think about how much it must make her crazy that not only did you win, you got a friendship with her hero pam out of it too. You are the champion!

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Yes, yes. No time for losers.

Man. I do NOT want to be at work today. At all. I have to write an Internet Marketing Plan by this afternoon. Huge, huge. So I may be scarce for a while. Y'all know I'll be checkin' in and representin' though.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

I'll be back latah, angelpies. Got to go get Master V his basketball Valentine. (But not the cool one, Al. Damn!)

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Man. Everyone's gone and I hate it. Hate!

The forum seems really slow lately.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

An Bei good wife.

Uh, what's the "hooknose"? (and should the ? go in the ""? Ah! There too!)

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

It's 4:30 EST. No AB. No Al. No Mike. Sick T. Damn all those mans keeping MATH down.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Okay. I"m going home. Hope you have good nights and good Valentine's Day Eves.

Love!

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

And Hannah leaves just as I show up? What's up with that?

Mayn.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

F. And now I'm back. Y'all I am having the hardest time ever writing this stupid plan. It is so beyond me.

I'll be here for a while yet.

I'm gonna take a break and update now. I'm going to cheat and use an e-mail conversation I recently had with pamie and Eric and Chris. It's pretty damn funny, and it will keep me from having to think about writing anything original.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

I'm here, Mikey-poo. And Arrison-poo.

I can't decide whether to make coffee or a cocktail. What do you think? An Bei needs your help, MATH. Such a tough decision.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

All I'm sayin' is, y'all better check out my journal tomorrow (in GeoCities still). It will rock.

Allison, I'm reading your and Chris's entry now. It kicks ass.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

AB, clearly the only answer is to make a coffee cocktail. Bailey's, baby.

M - what's your entry going to be tomorrow?

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Well, when you log onto your computer tomorrow morning, you'll find out, won't you?

But not before.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Come ON! Please?

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

No shot.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

You're the devil. But, we will all look forward to reading it, I am sure.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Man, I was reading the Single Boy thread, and apparently I applied for the single boy of the week thing. I had (have?) no shame.

And Allison, you can talk about flaya and Meloonsa all you want, but I know what really makes you happy is that you outfought Beth and her Bad Hair Days for him.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Al, Bring It On is out today. We must rent it so H and pamie don't kick our asses.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

OH my gosh! How did I miss Bring It On day?! I've only beeing waiting for it for months! That'll be my Vday gift to mysef.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

He would have never gone for Beth, anyway. He has a harpie ex-wife already.

Bring It On! I can't wait.

I updated. Totally cheated and used a bunch of e-mail I had lying around. Working some more on this stupid marketing plan. Check y'all in a little while.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Al you're still at work! Go home woman!

Your entry was amazing. It made me writhe in shame, but I also laughed my ass off.

Mayn, I do love me some MOC and Eric P.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Hmm. Interestingly enough, 3WA jags are concered about their status names too.

http://www.threewayaction.com/ubb/Forum32/HTML/000021.html

Of course, they don't have padding threads, but that's because they're too busy talking about anal sex

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Al - I'm sorry I missed you. Why are Tuesdays always bad MATH days? It seems like the god of Tuesdays hates math and all her glorious mathletes.

Going to bed.

Love!

Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day a wee bit early.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001