Hola, my chillun.

I checked rg and I am Bob's IP addresses. They are not the same, nor in any way similar. hmmmm... I looked at some others and couldn't figure it out.

See y'all in the mornin

-- Anonymous, February 19, 2001

Answers

Urgh. And I'm dumb and I don't think I put this in the Daily Talk list. Solly

-- Anonymous, February 19, 2001

Okay, I totally started a Tuesday thread. I retarded. Hannah, administator, please delete.

Bleh!

-- Anonymous, February 19, 2001

Damn! Where were y'all all night when I needed you?

I'm off Tuesday, but I'll be in early afternoon to get my column outline done. So be ready.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

An Bei and Bermanator chatting! It so rate, and we chat for rong time!

We miss MATH!

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Okay, I'll delete AB's wayward thread.

But if Rudergirl is her IP from work and I am Bob is her IP from home, they would be different.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

"one day i was bored and squishy sounded interesting so i started reading the forum first not even realizing there was a journal."

From the angel of deathiffer. Not a surprise.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Oh, my favorite from that thread was PigFatt saying that he was all pissed at Pamie's MBTV recaps because in his fatty fat opinion, Get Real was a rilly good show.

How y'all doing? I researched grad schools yesterday - today, it's time to research the GRE. Oh, and work some, I guess.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Oh, no she di'in't:

"The lawn accessories need to be taken out of cardboard boxes and painted. This year's theme is lady bugs and bumble bees."

Yes, that's Meg. The freaky girl who puts crap in her lawn.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Morning! Chao House Mourning Loss of Jesse from Hardlucy Party kirr me this morning. Headache--ow!

Have y'all read the "Dropped as a Child?" thread? Everyone's telling funny stories about the shit they did when they were little, and then snarfus brings out the big guns:

My psychiatrist tells me that my post-traumatic stress disorder might have something to do with the times my mom beat me so badly that I was left with a concussion in a pool of my own blood and urine.

Great. Way to kill a party, dude. I truly hope he's kidding.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

See, that is why I often can't stand the forum.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Okay, who all is here today?

Oh, y'all. I have a True Confession. I ate at the Olive Garden last night.

Caroline and I hit OTP because there is both a Party City and and Target out there. We were hungry, and we wanted salad with chicken on it. Our choices (in the immediate vicinity) were an IHOP, a Denny's, and the OG. And let me tell y'all, from the clientele, this truly was the OG Olive Garden.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Wait. Meg puts out lawn decorations? I'd think in her gated community there'd be some ordinance against that.

AB - Jesse is leavign Hardlucy? Why evelyone go away?

"fatty fat opinion" made my morning.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I'm here, chickies.

Got some freak-ass e-mail yesterday re: HYD. Crazy stuff from like, Santa and the Tooth Fairy and the Great Pumpkin telling me to "reconcile with your daddy."

Huh?

Also, a friend of mine forwarded my announcement e-mail to a bunch of people and I got this note from a guy she sings with in Oklahoma. Well, I wrote him back, thanking him for writing and now he thinks we're in looooove or something. Crazy freak.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Hee - thanks! I think that "fatty fat" should be the qualifying adjective every time PigFatt is mentioned. Fatty fat PigFatt, that is.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

He's a fat fat fatty, fatty boombalatty, is what he is. And I loooathe him.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I wonder how much money pamie will lose as a result of rudergirl getting canned (if she was actually fired)?

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Did y'all read Meg's DIET COLA entry? She needs to do more research before she lies. What server, EVER, would say, "Um, what am I suppossed to do with a half full glass of soda?"

Lying Liar Meg and Fatty Fat Pigfatt. The mortal enemies of MATH.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Y'all...she's just crazy and lives in some sort of loon fantasy world. PLEASE. I was a waitress, y'all. I wouldn't give even the slightest damn if a person drank their drink or poured it in their ear. God, she's so annoying. Home schooling = Meg, y'all.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I'm afraid pamie must have gone out of town or something. I sent her sidebar stuff yesterday morning and, not only did I not hear back from her, she hasn't put it up. Maybe my e-mail's screwed up again...

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Oh, that entry was such a load of shit. No waitress gives a damn about a half glass of coke. It's retarded - a half glass of coke is worth like a half cent to a restaurant, for one, and for two, waitreses don't give a damn about anything except their tip, and you get a tip from getting the customer whatever they want. And really, does Meg think she'd make any friends by speaking to the waitress in that bitchy way that she has (of writing, at least)?

I mean, I only waited tables for one summer. But believe me, if some alleged 17-year-old spoke to me that way, I would cram that coke up her ass so fast and hard, the straw would be coming up out of her nose.

AND, if I was Meg's mother and I read that crap about "what flowers I want to pick for the garden and blah blah retardedcakes," I would quickly remind her who paid the mortgage on that house, as well as rethink my position on slapping your children in the face.

Ooh, I hate Meg.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Of course, I also wonder what lying liar Meg's parent's are like. When C and I talk about having kids, I'm afraid that one of them will have to face developmental challenges. But really, I'm afraid of having a child that is just a snotty little brat, a la Meg. What would you do? I mean, you have to love your child, but to have a 17- year-old who can't speak to a waitress like whe is a human being?

Of course, we also tend to become our parents, and children seem to emulate the adults who influence them. So, I'd probably dislike Meg's freaky homeschooling parents, too. Although from what she ways, I feel bad for her dad. And I think it's funny that her grandmother's always saying snide things to her. Ha! Meg, you must learn from your elders.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Yeah, but T, you're acting like she actually DID speak to a waitress that way or like she even went to that restaurant. She DIDN'T. It's all made up. She probably would never have the NERVE to be rude or even talk to anyone.

Clearly, she's trying to invent a personality for herself and makes up these stories about people approaching her in malls or a server taking an interest in what she says to make herself seem more interesting. I mean, pamie writes about her daily life and the things that happen to her, so Meg does, too. But Meg is 17 and makes.shit.up.

I KNOW she said somewhere once that she was in her 20s. I know she did. She's just a big insecure teenager who lies. I'd rather know starlight than Meg. She's homebound and crazy, but at least that kid seems honest.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

You're right, Al. Sadly, the crap about her lawn ornaments is probably true. And sadly, fat fatty PigFatt exists. Hey - the truth really is stranger than fiction!

Starlight makes me sad. This business with the FB and all - there needs to be an intervention. The girl needs some Paxil, or something. I can see not wanting to medicate yourself, but if -

Holy shit - I just got an email form boo!

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Oh, of course Meg makes it all up. It just rubs me so crazy the wrong way when she talks about her house like it's hers. My stove. My kitchen. My yard. My garden.

I know she said something about being in her 20s once. I just wish we could find it.

Yeah, I just want to take starlight on fashion emergency or soemthing. Give her some esteem. I can't believe she hasn't been out of her house for 7 months. That's creepy.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Oh. She wrote to say that she reads my site. That's cool. I wonder if I should ask about rudergirl... Boo is an integer, for sure.

Anyway. Back to starlight. I know that she doesn't want to medicate herself, but there are times when really, medication can make a BIG difference. It is never supposed to be a permanent solution, and it doesn't have to be. But that girl needs help. Shame on her mother (not that I know the situation) for letting it get to the point that it is. I mean, she reads the forums - shouldn't she be a little concerned about her daughter's lack of well-being?

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Wait. What thing with FB?

T! You have to ask about RG! Say something how you miss her on the forum or something. Be sneaky!

Going to lunch. Be back soon loves.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

FB - that guy she used to IM and lusts over even though she hasn't heard from him in like four months.

It's just sad. Her journal is sad. She should be outside, or in college, or something. She shouldn't be wallowing in IM lust misery, watching Japanese cartoons and reading comic books. It just seems like a waste.

Not that I should be deciding what constitutes a waste of time (or seven months), but seriously, that girl needs help.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Oh, I thought the IM boy's name was Josh.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

It is. She refers to him as FB, though. I don't know why.

It's cold and drizzly. I don't want to go outside, but I'm hungry.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

FB = Fake Boyfriend, I think.

Hey - do y'all use sitemeter? I don't understand how to read the statistics.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I use it - what don't you understand?

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I used it for about a day, and hated it. So no.

I'm not really using anything right now.

Ah yes, FB=fake boyfriend makes great sense.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

You can click on the left-side menu for details (ie, the IP address or URL of where the person is) or referral (if they clicked a link on another page to get to your site)... It's pretty basic, but it does what I need.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Well, I've only got it on my entry page, so what's the diff between visits and page views?

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

(I think) a visit is a unigue user to the cite. A page view is how many times they look at the page, which is usually a lot more than the number of visits. IE, if someone logs on to your site, that's a visit. If they click on a few older entries, those are page views. If the same person clicks on your main page twice, that's one visit, and two page views.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Hi all. Finally here. All writing today. Actually have a good idea for a change.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Mike!

Al - do you have it on your index page or your index2 page? Bc I noticed that people were bookmarking my second page/linking to it etc. So if you just have it on your index page it could be misleading. And I think T's right on the page views vs. hits thing. Someone (I think Fred) explains it pretty well in the counters thread.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

An Bei! Everyone ignoring your new Dallas/FW cool girls thread!

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Where are you guys? I just scarfed a million chocolate covered pretzels. I ran into the Texan in the cafe. Texan: Hey. I saw you in the movies this weekend.
Me: Really? Why didn't you say Hi?
Texan: No, I saw Bridget Wilson, now Sampras, in a movie on t.v and I thought of you because I think she looks like you.
Why does he have to make me hate him. WHY?

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Why does Greenspun hate on my HTML?

You know, Al, if you need a guest entry to get you in the roll, you know, I'm here for ya.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

You know I hate PigFatt with the power of a thousand burning suns, right? But part of me feels a little sorry for him, because he's so getting played by Jessifer it's not even funny.

I mean, didn't he write that he spent $200-plus in phone bills calling her? That's the sign of obsession right there. And she's all needy, and I'm sure he's all into that.

And then she writes a 'Dear So-and-So this past weekend about partying all night and guys being all over her, and PigFatt must have just felt so sick. And, you know, that serves him right for all the bad karma he surely deserves for tangling with MATH, but a tiny, tiny portion of me felt sorry for the male gender.

It's his own damn fault, though. You cozy up to the Angel of Death, and bad things will always happen.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Also:

Dear Plush Rabbits,

Thanks for making the desk look so cute and festive. It is the happiness that I need to find in each work day.

Glad you're here,
Meg

Please kill me if I ever write a letter to plush rabbits. It would be a kindness.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I never feel sorry for fatty fat Pigfatt. Or Meg. My hate knows no name.

Mike. Not to hassle you. Hassle! But where's bermanation.com mayn??

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Oh, lord. Meg must have hit the Cracker Barrel again.

My contact came in. Yay! I just picked it up.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Meanwhile Back in the Desert Island

imme

Archive اردن أخبار اخبار خبرﯾﮟ Archive

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2003

For the longest time I thought that Amber Starcrazy person was an Aussie, and that's why she's all weird and shit. No. She's from Melbourne, FLORIDA.

And what sane 40 year old woman do you know that ends all her sentences in major punctuation?!?!!?!?!!?!?!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

The bermanation story:

I am having crazy problems figuring out how to use our FTP program, and I feel like I can't ask anyone here for help because they'd ask what I need it for. I'm not crazy about the idea of downloading CuteFTP here at the office, but I might have to bite the bullet soon.

If it's not done by the end of the week, I will cry.

I have to get a computer for home. This week. Or this weekend. But soon.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I hope Bermanation comes soon.

Okay, tonight I'm making a big-ass pot of red beans and rice. And y'all, let me tell you about the big-ass pot. It doesn't fit in the big-ass dishwasher that's how big-ass it is. Ab might say that it's the big-assest pot ever.

Either way, it's pretty big ass.

H, did you get your Christmas present?

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Oh, yes! I got it Saturday! Thank you muchly. It's very pretty. She's got cool stuff! Website?

Now the Angel of Deathiffer has a friend who is 14 and might be pregnant because seh had sex with a 20 year old. That girl is whack.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Oh yes, she has a website - you're talking about Mignon, right?

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Oooh - and now, you can shop online! Before, you could look at the stuff on the site, but you had to order by phone. I would call the store by my mom's, and they ask for your name. I would say "Lippincott," and the lady would always be like, "Ooh - there are a lot of y'all in our database."

I really, extra want the fleur di lis pearl necklace. A lot.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Oh, I saw the Deathifer's latest victim. Whatever. Oh, and you're right, PigFatt is so being played. I mean, $200? That's crazy. Most of her DSAS letters are addressed to some guy or another. Whatever. She's wicked whack.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Seriously. That girl is unreal. One crisis after another.

The fuzz is awfully quiet. Maybe without their leader, they'll collapse.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I still want to know what happened. I was wishing that one of them would answer Drew's question. I wonder if Flaya did get laid off - she hasn't updated her journal in a while.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I spoke too soon.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

You tangle with MATH and bad things happen. Except maybe with Meg, since she is clearly already in league with the devil.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Did she update?

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Yup.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

"I've come to the conclusion that I'm not exciting. I have a boring job. I don't do anything but sit at home. I read all the time. When I explain my day to people, I watch their eyes glaze over with astounded boredom, as if to say, "What in the hell made her think that I wanted to know that?!" I'm domesticated to the point of uninteresting, which is something that's scared me my whole life."

See, there's nothing I can even add to leigha's entry when she goes and says something like that. Except maybe "Duh."

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

T - I still think you should email Boo back. Perfect opp!

See, domesticated isn't a bad thing, per se. I think Leigha's just boring.

Oh god, I just said "lay-a" in my head. Damn. Damn!

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Blah. I updated. I sound like I'm one step away from putting my head in the oven! I couldn't think of anything else to write about - that's what's on my mind today. It's all this Gram Parsons!

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

An Bei miss MATH today!

Mike, they are totally ignoring my new D/FW thread. I will have to wait for Moderallison to close those bastards down.

Han Bei, I just get mail from you! Thank you! You best Han Bei evah.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

You know, I walked in here fully intending to update, and just feel all blah and can't do it. I'll write something tonight and post it tomorrow.

Must. get. new. site. up.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I handled the D/FW business, y'all. 'Cause that's what I do. I handle my business.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I chat tomorrow: http://cgi1.usatoday.com/mchat/20010221002/tscript.htm

Y'all, I could not feel more terrible (terribler?) right now, but I have to go work out because I missed yesterday and can't go tomorrow. So at some point soon, I'm dragging myself downstairs and riding the bike and lifting some weights. Because I'm good like that.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I'll go check you out, Al. I just updated. More uninteresting blather. I will email boo back, though. I don't want to be sneaky, because she knows that I'm not crazy about RG.

AB, MATH miss you!

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Ooh, T, I just looked at Mignon Faget's Louisiana section. How much do I want that fleur-de-lis pendant? A lot lot.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Also, T, let me know how you like Waiting. I gave that to Meredith for Christmas and bought In the Pond for me. I loved it.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Oh! I have the fleur-di-lis pendant, and I'm tempted to just string it on a pearl neclace myself. I gave Joh the red bean bracelet for Christmas, because really, everyone needs a bean on their wrist. It's a luck thing - they put beans in king cakes before they used the baby Jesus.

I have got to order that king cake.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

AB, I will. I may go ahead and read it - I read the prologue, but then stopped. But it's a lot different from Soul Mountain, which is really more of an experiment in perspective, and a fragmented travelogue of Gao's journey through rural China, than it is a novel.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

Well kiddies, I'm out.

I can't wait to hear what Boo says!

Expect a sad update from me tonight.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I'm oot as well. But tomorrow? Back on days! How great is that?

And I will have an update tomorrow morning, even if it's just 20 minutes of freewriting.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I'm heading home, too. Time to bring out the big-ass pot.

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

I feel so unconnected from my MATHletes lately. Sigh...

I'm oot. I just want to go home and sleep for days. Everyone around me is saying that. I think the fatigue may be a residual of that awful sinus infection I had several weeks ago. Hmm.

Looks like an Uncle Ben's rice bowl night for this single girl. Don't feel like standing up to cook. Wish I could have some of T's fettucine...

I'll try to check in later to read H's sad entry. Why sad?

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001