I am tonight going on a killing spree. Is there anyone in this angsty journal who wants anyone killed because I would be happy to do so, as Im a lovely, generous person. (This is fictional. As much as I would like to go on a killing spree,I am NOT a murderer, so no phonecalls to the police please. I thank you.)

-- sam (muffy_the_vampire_slayer@hotmail.com), February 24, 2001

Answers

surreal...

-- Tim (tim@almighty.co.uk), February 24, 2001.

Hello My name is Jed and I would really really like Sam to come and kill me please. Preferrably as painfully as possible. I really am Jed yes I am!

-- Mr Rub...erm I mean Jed (mrrubery@hotmail.com), February 26, 2001.

There's this pidgon down the road, going by the name of Stool. If you could knock it off, I'd be really pleased, as it's annoying my cat. hehe

-- Jeremy (bigchieffeetondesk@hotmail.com), March 18, 2001.