Another day, another dollar.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Answers

From our new favorite lunatic...

"I didn't mean to scare people into not sending email because you're scared of being labeled a stalker. That wasn't my intention. I love email myself.

I was just presenting the odd-ness of someone sending you email about events in your life and you have no idea who they are. It's an odd position unique to online journalers and celebrities.

Personally, I would appreciate the Squishy name if you found me from Squishy or a link to your journal if you have one. (hey share the wealth) But if you don't post on anything and send me mail that's okay too. "

Discuss. I love that she totally didn't get jenfu's slam on her, like, four posts up.

But I really like that she compares herself (as an "online journaller") to a celebrity.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Morning!

Mike, re: Jen's slam - That's what Al and I were talking about yesterday when we were all, "She DID it!" I don't know if that ever got explained. I think it's hilarious. I think it's even more hilarious that Meloonsa didn't get it.

And yes, what is with the journallers v. celebrities thing? She's just showing her craziness even more with that shit.

Also, I loooove your entry.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Allison: The dog's name is Ally. I got double-teamed by Master V and Mad Madeleine, the bastards. But her full name is Ally Shelby Winona Dog Chao. So I sort of won. I think it's kind of cute.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

How could I protest Ally? I mean... I will just pretend you named the dog after me. (Though no one in my life has ever called me Ally.) Is she there yet?

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Now, where'd you two go? Hmph.

AB - do you mind if I write about hooknose? I promise to give you props.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

La da deee.... all alone....

PS - I just posted in the padding thread and pulled a total L_L on it, apparently, because it screeched to a halt. I'm sure they all had to sign onto their Fur Messaging System and complain that I had the nerve to post in one of their threads.

How much did y'all DIE when you read pamie's entry and she was all "I called tech support so, by all means, the padders wouldn't lose one second of their precious Word Association Game." I mean, that's just hilarious that she runs this board now where the most important thing on it is the stupid padding. Cracked me up.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I'm here. Damn fucking stupid @home went down. No, she'll be here Tuesday morning. Yay!

Oh, no, totally write about it. I think it would be great.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Y'all! WHERE did you go? Is greespun locking you out?! Because I neeeed you - flaya entered the karaoke contest. One of you has to listen to it and tell me it's bad. I can't bring myself to listen. What if she's better than me? The thought causes me great nausea.

She did "I Will Survive" which is... I mean... such an easy and overdone song. Please... what if she wins?!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

No, she's not better than you, silly. Her voice is weak. That is all.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

You know, my greatest wish is that Meg will come blazing out of hiding and enter the contest singing a Christina Aquilera song. I'm telling you what, though, she'll never be back.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Here before noon. Who'da thunk it.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Oh God, that would make my year. But you're right, I don't think she's ever coming back. That sucks.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Ah, Bermanator... you have arrived.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

But Bermanator's here, and that's all we need, really.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I still think she'll come back eventually. She'll wait for everything to die down, and IM all the fuzz people so they'll have her back against those attacks from the Big Bat MATHletes. But she'll be back.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I just don't think so. She hasn't even updated her journal since Feb 19... I think she's oot for good.

I'll bet she's still in touch with DUMB, though. She surely is enjoying the sympathy. They know it was her - Pigfatt jumped to her defense when someone posted her link.

I wonder if she's kept posting at 3WA. Probably not, I guess, since Sara is a moderator.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I'm so glad I printed out her entry, because I think she will come back and it'll be all about the revisionist history ("It wasn't even close to plagiarism! They're all picking on me.")

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I wonder if she'd have the nerve, though.

I have had so much sugar to eat this week, I am literally sick at the thought of eating another Girl Scout cookie... I am drinking water like mad trying to make myself feel better, and all I want in the whole world is a Diet Coke.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Argh!

I don't think she's posting at 3WA, either. The reason I know this is because I did a search for it. I really wish she would come back, though. I miss FerretGirl.

Has she posted on her own forum lately? Hm. Let's see.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Nope. No new Meg forum answers. Maybe she committed herself.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I'll bet she's on IM, though.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Ooooh, interesting. What's her screenname?

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I need to updaaaaaaaaaaaate. I should do it right now since it's sort of close to lunch and Napoleon is not even here... I swear, when I started HYD... all my creativity went out the window.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

OH MY GOD - get to the karaoke contest thread STAT. Omar just called leigha a "skank ass."

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

She might have posted it in the IM thread.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Omar is my new hero.

May I just relate to y'all the complete Toaster Strudel addiction I am now developing? Damn, these things are good.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Hey Allison, I can rack my brain for some cool basketball taunts if you need them. But after the last contest, "SCORE-BOARD" is the first thing that comes to mind.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I wish there was a way to write out that choking thing that Reggie Miller and Spike Lee always do to each other. That's my favorite one ever.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Yeah, yeah... that's a good one. I'll try to work it in. You're much better than me, though, M. You just need to play on my team here.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Shit, AB! I'd totally steal that idea so I could stir up the shite a little more in the karaoke thread if I hadn't just posted there.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Now why can't you post again? You know you can.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

How about this?

Y'all know that choking sign that Reggie Miller shoots Spike Lee's way every time the Pacers play the Knicks? I just saw a news bulletin on CNN about the contest, and Allison was making the gesture to all y'all.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Oh, yes! Mike, that's hilarious.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Mike - do it!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Al's gonna be mad at me for being an Omar whore.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Oh, I'm super pissed. You know he cain't treat you like I do, girl.

Mike's the only one who's faithful.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

No! See, I'm back on your side, see? Heh.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Oh, y'all, I did a bad thing. Hee!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Come on, Latrell's boo is way too funny.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Not a REAL bad thing. I love it.

My jaws hurt from laughing, y'all.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Flaya's trying to kick your ass, Al. Silly girl.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Yeah, now I don't feel so bad for what I'm about to do.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

What? Oh, man, this just gets better and better. I wish T and Hannah were here.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Oh my god, Allison! Mike has resurfaced as JOEL FENG-CHEN!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Mike - is that you?! Really? I LOVE IT. All I want to do is beat these jags. I don't care if I win as long as I get more votes than pamie and Omar and ESPECIALLY flaya. I just listened to her entry. Stupid.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Flaya will be tough. She has the fuzz.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Arrison, I thought you were goign to post something Craaaaaazy! Mike and I are waiting with bated breath.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Oh no, I have a secret weapon, rest assured. I will beat her.

Y'all, I don't know who this is, but we have our own special section on her links page: http://home.houston.rr.com/coolchick/index3.html

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

oh y'all, i miss you so much! and spanish keyboards are way wack, so forgive any typos in advance. i wanna be šthereš for the karaoke contest. i canŽt believe flaya entered. skank.

spain is amazing and weŽre having so much fun. in a hurry as i have to shower and meet teri and her friends in an hour.

mike! take extra good notes tonight on survivor. sara and i are so mad that weŽre missing.

oh, the plagairism. the karaoke. my mathletes. missing it all.

ab! so happy about ally dog chao (iŽm forgetting her full name.)

must go.

rove!!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

H!!!!!! I can't believe it! She represented from across the sea!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

H!

The flame war just isn't the same without you!

Glad Spain kicks ass ... I'll take notes tonight.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

H!!!! We meeees you and T! Give kisses!

Rove!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Oh god. L_L. Giving me seizures of laughter.

LATREEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Oh, Al, I messed up! You have to delete my Latrell's boo post. Latrell's boo have to save face!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Never mind. I edited. God, I'm retarded.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I'm sure I'dd do that before the day's out.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I'm sure you widd too. Hee!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I no type well! I solly!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Poor Bermanator! I just joke, readdy!

Mayn. I can't stop.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

"Y'all, I don't know who this is, but we have our own special section on her links page: http://home.houston.rr.com/coolchick/index3.html"

Al, I just looked at this! Who is it, I wonder? I've seen that address on my referrer logs.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

It OK! I no sad!

I bored though. The flame war is dying.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I know. All the fun people left. Wah!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

http://home.houston.rr.com/coolchick/index3.html

I don't know, but I'll take links anywhere I can get 'em.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

KC's is biznatch, is what I'm thinking.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I meant, KC is a. Why must I not make verbs work right?

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

ruder? I think she's in Ireland.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Ah, I thought you meant ruderbiznatch. Never mind.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

It's just my retardedosity, M. Don't mind it.

But that KC chick? Why she trying to make everybody play nice? Hee.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

"Fun for me is voting for Pamie."

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Ok, I back. Had runch and meeting.

What did I miss? Oh, I investigated and that girl who linked us all is kellebelle or something like that on the forum. We have a fan! Sweeeeeeeet!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Y'all, L_L. I am dying!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Tonight, at the Mirage, don't miss this show!

Allison: Out of Control and Talking About Napoleon's Wife's Vagina.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Allison, if you see Omar at sxsw tell him I'm stealing these lines from his last post:

"If I was ever lucky enough to have you in an intimate way, I would train my body for months for the chance to please you for just one night. That's how it would go down.

Because you're lovely. And you mystify my soul. And you make me feel like a man who would be there to protect you and uphold your honor and never let anything get in the way of our love."

For my own personal use here on the East Coast.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Allison! Look at this: http://www.nba.com/knicks/contact/content1.jhtml?nav=ArticleList

Girl, you didn't know the Knicks knew the hooknose, did you?

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

"Allison, if you see Omar at sxsw tell him I'm stealing these lines from his last post"

Oh, that makes me laugh so hard. SO hard.

And I'll see him, better believe it. And I'll kick him.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

AB, I sent the Knicksnose picture to pamie and Omar.

Stupid Omar with all his penis talk. That shit is impossible to overcome.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

If you kick him in the knee, that's the best way to do some real damage.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Are y'all going to enter the caption contest? I already did. I bet you know what I said, too.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I didn't enter, because I knew you would represent, AB.

I'm out, y'all. Nap time.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Ya know... I can put up with a lot. I can take Omar saying I'm a man and all that scholng talk and I've been laughing my ass off all day at all the rest of it.

But one person saying I can't sing? Rage. See, and that's why I didn't want to enter again. The angst I experienced last time sounding all shitty... and I only have JUST NOW gotten over Vegas... I just hate sounding bad. I hate it.

I know. I'm so lame. Just shut

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I don't know why, but IE for the mac cuts off my posts here.

HATE!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I saw that, Al. Weetabitch is going down, baby, just know that.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

At least it lead starlight to say what she said - that she was bored by the song. Thanks.

How much would y'all pay me to say "Don't get out much, do ya?"

Now THAT would be evil.

Oh, blah blah blah, I know I'm too sensitive, or whatever.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Allison, I'm a little concerned that you even give a rat's ass what starlight thinks. The girl has a "Fake Boyfriend" who she lets break her heart. Like she's an authority on anything besides lame-ness?

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

I know, yo. I'm crazy.

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2001