Hi Im from montreal Canada The Mech techs I got a good kick from this joke :-)

in a train car there were a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.

After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."

(2) The fat lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."

(3) The American thought - "That fucking Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

(4) The Canadian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again."

I am CANADIAN !

-- ROBERT ST-PIERRE (ROBSTP@SYMPATICO.CA), March 22, 2001

Answers

I'm sorry, I don't get it. I live down here in Florida, where all we have are spectacular blondes. What is this "awful looking fat lady" you speak of?

-- Chip Haynes (ehaynes@co.pinellas.fl.us), March 22, 2001.

Shouldn't that be "I am Canadian, EH!"

-- Stephen A. Binion (Stephenbinion@hotmail.com), March 22, 2001.

Don't you mean:

I am CANADIAN!

Preti funEH, EH!

(Once lived about 30min. from Canada)

-- Erik Koski (elkoski@tjcross.com), March 23, 2001.

robert........you really need a life or a hobby! and i think its rude to introduce your wife into the joke in the second line!

-- tim (milehiharley@hotmail.com), March 25, 2001.

CANADA???? CANADA????.......OH YEAH...THATS WHERE WE AMERICANS GROW OUR ENTERTAINERS...ARE YOU READY FOR PRIME TIME ROBERT?

-- HR Pickett (picpak@triad.rr.com), March 27, 2001.

Hay, canada might be BORING, but its where i live too, and for that i like it.

-- Chris Tuttle (ramsus@home.com), March 27, 2001.

Chris: If, by BORING, you mean you live in a country with a low crime rate, intelligent people and tremendous natural beauty, no wonder you like it. (You sent all the entertainers to keep us amused and out of your hair, right?)

-- Chip Haynes (ehaynes@co.pinellas.fl.us), March 27, 2001.

I don't like Canadian accent much, but then what does that say about me with my British accent?

-- Lou Paynter (lou_paynter@hotmail.com), April 05, 2001.