Dear Doctor Science,
I've heard you mention liberal arts majors. Are there conservative arts majors? What do they study? 



-- Jim D from Ansonia, CT
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Conservative arts majors go into arts management, and eventually become
the tools of those big corporations that dabble with supporting the
arts in order to enhance their public image. Most of them haven't got
an artistic bone in their body, couldn't come up with an original idea
if their lives depended on it, and would be just as happy in finance,
but weren't able to become business majors when they failed Accounting
I. Many are Young Republicans. When I was in college, "Up With
People"surfaced as a conservative backlash to the hippie movement, and
most of them are now approaching retirement as loan officers or past
presidents of failed savings and loans.

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