Morning all.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Answers

I'm so excited because I'm finally getting Google hits. I updated 2x yesterday. What is up with me?

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Good mornin', good mornin'.

It isn't right for one to be so cheery on Good Friday, but I am.

Y'all, Chris felt so guilty for writing Pam a guest entry yesterday, he wrote one for ME this morning. Hee! I'm probably not going to use it until Monday, because I want to write something today about Good Friday and Easter, but it's good. It's about BBQ.

The MOC is taking over the Internet! His guest entries are going to be all the rage and everyone is going to want one!

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

I know I do! Mmm, BBQ or Cheese.

Billy Joe Shaver is performing at the Salt Lick. My boyfriend with the nubs at the Lick. See, this is what I'm talking about when I say I must be in Austin.

AB - I write Lin Chao!

I'm very happy today too. But Good Friday is a GOOD thing, see, so it's okay.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Lin Chao responding to you right now.

I have to go to work, y'all! On Good Friday! That's no good.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Hee. I got her email.

So, are you having her respond to everyone via email and then you just put some up? How work?

AB - you no go. You stay and chat with MATH. Or -A-H, as it seems to be today.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

She always responds with "I ponder question" e-mail, then answers on the website. I think it good process.

Al, we plan today!

And I shall see y'all later on.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Yeah, we were talking about Billy Joe at the Lick the other day. Chris and I would go, but that weekend is not part of the Huff Two Week Rotation Spreadsheet.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Oh, I havent' heard about this new spreadsheet. Is it him up, you down, every 2 weeks or something?

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

No, it's just the two week rotation. After comps, we'll see each other every two weeks. It sucks. Well, NOW it sucks. Up until recently, I was totally fine with it. I guess I just have spring fever, and really I'm just ready to get on with a normal life now.

I haven't seen him in a month, and it makes things sort of out of whack - you can't have a life with someone on a two week rotation. You can only have mini-vacations. It's like reality is suspended for those three days. That ain't right. That's why I don't want us to move right in together wherever we go. I think we should get used to seeing each other every day before we have to get used to seeing each other every minute.

Wherever we move, it's going to be like we're starting all over not only in a new town, but in a new relationship. I'm very excited about it, and very positive about it, but it will take some getting used to, I'm sure.

And I just hate waiting two weeks. I mean, damn. It's only 4 hours.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Oh no! She's coming to my town!

"dear naomi,

i said you owed me, but a trip to dallas? alright! i'm thinkin' i should help you out more often. party time!

jess"

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Allison - take lots of vitamins and don't drive a lot. With the angel of deathiffer in town, you don't want to take chances.

Is Berman out today too?

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

I don't know. He seems to be.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

You're right, I don't want to be taking any chances with the Angel of D around. We'll be with the honorable Chaos all day Saturday, so surely we'll be all right.

Chris got half a day off for Good Friday. Which means he has nothing to do until he gets on a plan at 7:30. Lame. Makes me mad. I need to have half a day, dammit! I haven't even done some of the stuff I needed to get done before tonight.

He's going to call Southwest and see if he can get on an earlier flight without a penalty, but I bet he can't. I'm sure lots of people are flying today, anyway.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

If there's room, they'll let him on. Can you sneak out a little early?

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

I'm not sure. I'm prepared to fake an illness, because there are things I need to get done before he gets here. In any case, I'll leave at four.

I updated. Praise the Lord.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Hee. Fast forward through their trip to Oklahoma you mean.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Exactly. That was just a little shout-out to the MOC, since he has been raked over the coals without ceasing by me, Pam, Omar and Eric for his Squishy entry yesterday.

I didn't really do as good a job on that one as I would have liked, but I felt desperate to update, so I just threw it down.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Did that woman really say baby Jesus?

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Would I lie? It was like one of the best things that ever happened to me. I told that story 100 times a day for the next two years.

She really was a stripper, too. And was wearing a gold sparkly dress with those hooker shoes - you know, the plastic spiked heels. I'm not kidding. It was great. She had implants in everything from her lips down.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

I believe she might have even been wearing an ankle bracelet. Surely you can see how I was overwhelmed.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

I bet the ankle bracelet had a charm on it.

And I bet she's friends with Leigha.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Let me see if I can describe the dress. It could not have been purchased anywhere but an adult shop. It was 2 PM and she was wearing a WHOOER dress that cut down to there and slit up to there and I just could not get ENOUGH. The restaurant at Reunion is like 95 floors up, so it's quite a ride, and I was mesmerized the whole time like I was watching a traffic accident.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

You know what scared me? I read one of Perpetual Blonde's early entries and she talked about going to some porn store in descriptive detail, and I'm just not sure I can read her again.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

There are three porn shops very near my house. And I live in a swank ass neighborhood, so that cracks me up. I would have to wear a bag over my head to go in one.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

I could never. If that makes me prude, so be it. I just couldn't look at all that plastic and rubber and not get the heebies.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Yeah, the foreign objects... It ain't right. I'll never have a "drawer." I don't think it's prudish. People like what they like.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

PEOPLE! Just out of nostalgia, I just checked Meg's site, and... OH MY GOD. Someone posted this in her "forum":

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Are you ever planning to post again or have you given up now that you've been revealed as a plagiarist?

-- Kelly Damon (kmd132@hotmail.com), April 11, 2001

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-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Bwa!!!! Oh, that made my day.

I wonder who that girl is?

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

I dunno, but she's got moxie.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

And she's my new hero.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

It might be that random person that outed her on P's forum. Hmm.

Damn. I'm leaving in an hour, and I've read all your journals and pamie and stee and I've updated... what can I do for the next forty minutes? Has leigha updated?

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Hi all,

I'm off, but I came in to update. I'm nice that way.

H, I think Colby had better not lose an immunity challenge from here on out, or he's in trouble.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Me too Al! Right now I'm going through the photo thread and laughing.

Mike! Re: Colby - totally agree.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Ok, I normally don't like her, but dana cracks my shit up, starting here: http://www.bobofett.com/monsternight.html

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Yeah, I saw those. They were pretty funny.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Dana frustrates me. I either like her or hate her. No in-betweens.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Oh y'all. In a British magazine I just saw an advertisement for "All Day Breakfast." Basically, a can of baked beans with chopped egg nuggets, bacon and mushrooms in tomato sauce. I am not making this up.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Berman. I cannot believe you didn't list "Jumpin, Jumpin" as a good luck song.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Oh, mayn! I might have to add that in.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

I swear to God, whenever I hear it on the radio TO THIS DAY, I think "I guess I'll be talking to Mike tonight."

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

It's like the BatSignal or something.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Hello? Baked beans! In a can! With egg!

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Seriously, I was trying to forget you had even said that.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

The English eat some strange shite. Since I am against baked beans AND eggs, the thought of the combination of the two nauseates me.

Should I leave now? I came in at 8:30 and worked through lunch. It's 4...

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Well, I'm out the door. Back Sunday.

Y'all have great weekends!

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Bye, fool.

I think I'm oot as well. Not even going to say goodbye to Napoleon. HehahahahahahehahahahahHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAhahahheehahaahaha..ha...ha...

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

H, any message for the MOC?

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Just tell him that I love him and that I miss his crazy corduroy jacket and golden mane. And that y'all best drink a beer for me at Slobberbone.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001