Yo.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Answers

Response to 18 April 2001

You meant 19th, right? Hee. I'll fix it.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Uh, yeah. I did. My bad.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Hmm. I'm guessing T's internet is still down. Damn.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Greenspun!

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Y'all? I just can't get started today for some reason. That's sad.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Me either.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Mike, every time you say, "My bad", it cracks me up. Please don't ever stop.

I can get going, but only because I have been mainlining coffee for the past two hours.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

There's this awesome local coffee chain: cup of Joe and we're going to have an actual Cup of Joe coffee bar in our new cafe. I'll be broke, and high strung, but I'll love it.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Oh, and I sort of updated. Basically I was a big busy lazy and did a little photo thing.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

I'll start using "my bad" more often.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

I would very much like that, M.

Arrison Rowe, are we still having lunch?

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Sadness. L_L.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

He could not possibly use "my bad" more often than he does now.

People, I just updated with the best HYD ever. Go, enjoy.

AB, where would you like to go? I can go around 12:30.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Girl, what was I supposed to add there? I have no knowlege of anyone's lunch plans ... not even my own.

Y'all, I may be going to Europe. Well, I probably am going to Europe. For three weeks. But I'm too poor. So I might have to sell a kidney.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Yes, yes. Best HYD ever, ever, in the history of HYD. Your daddy is best.

I don't know, where do you want to go? I don't know, where do you want to go?

Decide, Lowe.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

That should win best guest entry in Quarter II. Actually, between that, Holly and Chris, I'm hoping HYD gets a clean sweep of the nominees.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

You're going to Europe for three weeks? **Changing URL to www.hatemyberman.com**

I am green with envy, but please give us the deets so I can live vicariously through you highfalutin lifestyle.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

If any of you understand this, from my referral log:

http//www.mightybigtv.com/mondo_extras/tornado_of_fire.asp

then I wish you would explain it to me.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

I get clazy random sites in my referrals sometimes, as well. Sometimes it will say that tomatonation.com is an entry page on HYD. That ain't right. I don't know why it does that.

That tornado thing, though, is something Omar wrote. Unless he linked to you, I don't know why it would show up.

Man, I just had to go back and fix some weird punctuation. Whenever I use a lot of that blue type, I can't see where I might have dropped a period until I upload it to the web. I regret making that style choice. Is it hard to read for you guys?

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

He did link to me, a while back, though. I still don't see how that MBTV thing would come up. Weird.

No, it's not hard to read, and it's not too light--wonder why you can't see the periods until you upload?

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

We haven't actually talked about it yet. It all depends on where we fly into ... it'll probably be either London or Barcelona, and that will determine where we go. We're definitely going the EuroRail route, though.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Berman, I'll give you one dollar if you let me go too.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

One dollah? How can I turn that down?

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

You cannot. Turn it down, I mean.

Al, I am going to take a bath. Call me when you're ready, love. 817- 861-1150.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Look at AB and Al all rubbin their Dallasness in our faces.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

That would be our Arlington-ness, yo.

Where the F is T? I neeeeeeeeeeed her!

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Did she not call you? You know you can always reach her at 404931TERI.

I'm off my angels! Everyone have great weekends.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Al + AB + La Madeleine = Love

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Heee! Me and AB took a llllllllllllooooooooong lunch. I came breezing back in the office like I owned the place. I was like:

"Did I miss anything? No? I didn't think so."

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

It's because you're a badass. And because they knew you were with me, and who could stay away? No one.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Or you'd kill them.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Or, at the very least, cut their heads off.

Y'all, I have got to go to the bathroom, and Joey Chao is taking the longest shower ever. Hate!

Plus, Allison made me drink too much tea at lunch.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

You should try being nice to Joey ... sing "Joey I'm not angry any more" and he'll be more responsible.

Break out a little Concrete Blonde, I always say.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

I had to whip up on the fools up here just a second ago. The techies I deal with are like a tribe of missing links.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Shite. Now HYD is down.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Wha...?

HATE!

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

I know!

M, I loved the update. Who are you going on this Europe excursion with, anyway? I can't believe the fares would be all crazy high, considering Mad Cow. They should be paying people to come over.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

One friend from college, and two girls. But it's not like that.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Why HYD down? Mean server.

My tracking was down for the whole day the other day and I thought I would have a heartattack. I finally e-mailed them a sweet little letter, and they fixed it.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

People, I'm going to marry Shelby Lynne. The MOC will just have to understand.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

No, you're not, because I am. So unless we get to have threeway Shelby action, you'll have to suck it up.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

A'ight, y'all, I'm off to Happy Hour.

Hasta manana!

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Have a super time, Berman! Don't forget to tape Survivor if you won't be there.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Yeah, Berman - will you tape it and then watch it and then take notes and then e-mail them to everybody? Thanks.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

I'm here!

Allison - I am going to call you tonight - Joh gave me a brief update.

In the meantime, do you have Eric's cell phone number? I need to call him and let him know that she took a later flight.

I miss my MATH! So much news to share.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Good LORD, woman! We've been SAD without you. I neeeed you for my ATL Panic!

I'll get his cell from Chris.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Ooooooo - you said you have so much news... what sort of news? Good stuff? How was Edna? Tell all.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Thanks for getting that number.

Edna is fine. She's reading some book now that's called "Southern Ladies and Gentlemen" and she's really enamored with the concept of the south. She wants Chris and I to have a big Southern wedding.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

T, I just sent you and Eric an e-mail. Chris doesn't have his number, and he thinks he's still at work. So, maybe you can e-mail him.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

As well you should. I'll be there to sing, since, you know, I'll be living in Atlanta and can easily drive down and everything.

Did you hear me? I said I'll be living in Atlanta? Hello? Like, in two months, maybe. I need a job and a place to live - GO!

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

I called his work number and they said he had left for the day. And, I can't send email out yet. We'll see. Allison, I really didn't want to make you the middle man, but I was all Princess Leah what with you being my only hope and all.

Okay, my question for the day is this: Duncan, my ex, sends an email to ALL OF MY FRIENDS telling that he's moving to Detroit (presumably to be with that Yankee whooer). Now, I understand why none of my friends called me - he used old email addresses for all them - but why would he cc me? And why would he email all of them in the first place?

And, is it odd of me to wait to email him back until Chris and I are "public?"

Oh - he told his father that he was going to marry me. Yay! 5/25/02, y'all. My mother will soon begin the committee-forming process.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Allison, I'm taking a knife class tonight that gets out at 8:30. I'll call you after that.

Now, when do y'all want to come to Atlanta? Because the guest room in NotSmyrna is always ready. I really think that (even though I've never met him) that the Chrises will get along. They can talk about Wilco and American history.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

He and That Yankee Whooer can go to Hell. Or Detroit. Same damn thing.

Well, I don't know how to get E's number... sorry! I try! I fail!

T, I am so excited for you that he told his dad that. 5/25/02! Hooray!

5/25 is the anniversary of me and the MOC, btw. Well, it was the day we met. It only counts as an anniversary because of that, but I don't consider us to have been in a real relationship for a whole year. He's acting like we have been, so we're going to celebrate it.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

You're taking a knife class? I'm afraid...

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

Well, y'all, tomorrow I'm coming in extra-early to play catch-up (and also because I'm leaving at 4:30 to head to Mississippi). Allison, I'll call you tonight. AB, howdy! Mike, I am so, so sorry we couldn't get in touch with you in DC. We did. not. stop. It was crazy, what with the Edna and the Eugene and all.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001

It's a knife skills class at the Cook's Warehouse - that's where I take all my cooking classes. I'm really excited about this one. I brought Chris' fancy Wusthofs and my bad-ass Japanese Iron Chef-style Globals. I will kick ass with the knives.

I am SO EXCITED about y'all moving to Atlanta. You just don't understand. Except, I bet you do, because moving is very exciting.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2001