Make real money

THIS REALLY CAN MAKE YOU EASY MONEY!!! IT WORKS IF YOU FOLLOW IT TO THE LETTER!!!! A little while back, I was browsing through newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across an article similar to this. It said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00! I thought," Yeah, right, this must be a scam", but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, The article said that you send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and address stated in the article. You then place your own name and address in the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups (There are thousands of newsgroups) NO catch, that was it. So after thinking it over, and talking to a few people first, I thought about trying it. I figured what have I got to lose except 6 stamps and $6.00, right? Like most of us, I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal (Title 18, Section 1302 & 1341 of the Postal Lottery Laws)! Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well GUESS WHAT!!... within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $25.00. By the end of the second week I had made a total of over $1,000.00! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it's still coming in rapidly. It's certainly worth $6.00, and 6 stamps. I have spent more than that on the lottery!! Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works.... Also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it, as you need it. STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope (prevent thievery). Next, place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. You should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your name and address, and a $1.00 bill. What you are doing is creating a service by this. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! Mail the 6 envelopes to the following addresses: #1) Bill 3424 W Missouri Phoenix, AZ 85017 #2) Charles 19748 Alabama Hwy 227 Groveoak, Al 35975 #3) Vanessa 777 Loughborough Dr. Apt. # 94 Merced, CA 95348 #4) Iszy P.O.Box 2656 Merced, CA 95344 #5) Nashea Smith P.O. Box 409 Phelps, Ky 41553 #6) Tamera Jones Box A731 544 East 103rd Street Cleveland, OH 44108

STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR Name as number 6 on the list. STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups. (I think there are close to 24,000 groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post, the more money you make! DIRECTIONS -----HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS---- Step 1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag your cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy' from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into the computer memory. Step 2) Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name to the list. Step 3) Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your postings in different sittings, you'll always have this file to go back to. Step 4) Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions.) Step 5) Visit these message boards and post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group, click the post message button. You're done with your first one! Congratulations...THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post away, after you get the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup! **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!! YOUR GOAL WILL BE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200** That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O.Box due to the large amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use. **JUST MAKE SURE YOUR ADDRESSES IS CORRECT SO THE POSTMAN CAN DELIVER IT.** Now the WHY part: Out of 200 postings, say I receive only 5 replies (a very low example). So then I made $5.00 with my name at #6 on the letter. Now, each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 makes the MINIMUM 200 postings with my name at #5. Lets say that each of those 5 persons received 5 persons responding to their posts, that is another $25.00 for me. Now those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM posts with my name at #4 and only 5 replies to each, I will bring in an additional $125.00! Now, those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3 and only receive 5 replies to each, I will make an additional $626.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 200 letters with my name at #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that just made me $3,125.00!!! Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my name at #1 and if still 5 persons per 200 newsgroups react, I will receive $15,625,00! An original investment of only $6.00! AMAZING! When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, send out another $6.00 to names on the list, putting your name at number 6 and start posting again. The thing to remember is, thousands of people all over the world are joining the internet and reading these articles every day, JUST LIKE YOU are now!! The question is - Can you afford $6.00 to see if this really works? I think so... People have said, "what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the money? So what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of new honest users and new honest people who are joining the internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual Internet. Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will work.

-- Anonymous, April 26, 2001

Answers

Do I have to tell you about my raging yeast infection, Tamera? Do I?

-- Anonymous, April 27, 2001

Dear Tamera,

For several years now, I have suffered from a medical condition called "penile erectile dysfunction," or PED for short. As a decorated war veteran and former Presidential candidate, I found that PED was impacting my life in a negative way. On campaign stops, I was unfavorably compared to my competition from the other party. My interns were bored, and I couldn't grab a headline to save my life.

That's when I discovered Myagra. Myagra is a proven remedy, safe and natural. It's a chemical usually secreted by the palm of my hand . . .

-- Anonymous, April 27, 2001

Dear Tamera: I have a painful and bad-smelling discharge. Do you know what that might be? Thanks.

-- Anonymous, April 27, 2001

I put this in the "policy" section of the forum just now, but I thought I'd let y'all know the new rules, too: any one who posts spam on this forum will be immediately signed up for instant mail notification of all posts, and regular users will immediately begin talking about their yeast infections. In detail. Copies of all yeast infection posts will be sent to everyone on your chain letter list, too.

-- Anonymous, April 27, 2001

Tamera, I'm a Second World War veteran with a hankering for 19-year-old tail. I've taken the medicine and watched 19 year olds do sweaty ads for diet soda, yet somehow my dog has gotten more than me. I'm asking you, as a fellow human being, will you help me? I've bought this Antonio Banderas outfit, and I wonder if you'd mind putting it on for a few minutes. If you own any high heels, that would be a good thing, too. A few minutes should be all I need, being all medicated and everything.

Very truly yours,

Obday Oleday

-- Anonymous, April 27, 2001

Okay, that post about diet soda and frustrated WWII veterans was really me, not the much maligned Dave Van OR Bob Dole. But please, for God's sake, don't tell everyone.

-- Anonymous, April 27, 2001

Tom -- and please understand that I ask this with love -- you don't have to drive anywhere tonight, do you?

-- Anonymous, April 27, 2001

I'm going to have phone sex tonight. Man, I really get into it too. She'll be all like, "Yeah baby, that's what I'd do to you." And I'll be all like, "Oh yeah. Is that what you'd do to me?" And she'll say, "Oh yeah baby. I'd do it over and over and over again." And I'll be like, "Oh yeah. You'd do it over and over and over again?" And she'll be like, "Oh yeah baby. That's what I'd do to you over and over and all night long." And I'll be like, "Oh yeah. You'd do it over and over and all night long?" And she'll be like, "Yeah baby. Over and over and all night long and again and again and again." And I'd be like, "Oh yeah. Over and over and again and again and all night long?" And she'll be like, "Yeah baby. Over and over and all night long and again and again and over again." And I'll be like, "Can I ask you a question?" And she'll be like, "Yeah baby. You can ask me a question."

** choose your own ending **

ending one: And I'll be like, "Exactly what in the hell are you going to be doing to me?" And she'll be like, "Whatever you want me to do over and over and all night long baby." And I'll be like, "Bitch, I ain't payin' $2.99 a minute to make my own shit up. Damn."

Ending two: And I'll be like, "Mom? Mom is that you again?" And she'll be like, "No this is enchantress Mystique." And I'll be like, "Mom! Mom, it is you. Dammit mom! I know its you mom. I can hear your voice echoing upstairs." And she'll be like, "No baby. It's Mystique and I'm here to fufill your fantasies." And I'll be like," Dammit. I know you're on the extension mom. Hang the phone up and quit intercepting my calls. Damn."

-- Anonymous, April 27, 2001

Hey Tamera darling;how about just getting a job?

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2001

Man, do I have a headache.

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2001

Tamera, please get a life!

-- Anonymous, April 30, 2001