Oh gross. That PigFatt letter just oozed me out. They're in love? Gross! Gross gross gross.

Where's on nights Mike?

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

Answers

Well, I guess we can expect PigFatt to die of a heart attack sometime real soon.

Or at least end up in the hospital of dehydration.

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

I do NOT want to begin my day with thoughts of PigFatt and Jessifer.

I do, however, wish that her diaryland site wasn't password protected.

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

oooh, it is? Maybe you could email and ask her for it? Because you know her from the forum? Must read inner thoughts about PigFatt. Y'all know she's gonna break his heart, right? Wait. Why do i care?

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

I don't know about that - asking for the password, I mean. I think it would be too terrifying.

Y'all. Work. Hate it. I want a job where I never, ever have to deal with client service. Because I have no patience for clients. Damn bill-paying people.

Allison, I left a voice mail on Andrea's machine.

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

T - I didn't even see her journal address in her profile. Where is it?

Here's a blast from teh past: whatever happened to old Hiro? Maybe he died from a broken heart over Allison.

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

I was all Nancy Drew. Her email is princessifer. Go to princessifer.diaryland.com, and you get a password prompt.

Actually, lots of the freaks on squishy have d-land sites. That's how I found that kinichildbride's site (make sure to read the most recent entry). Her new site is www.pumpkinjuice.com.

Alas, there is no PigFatt.diaryland.com. He does have an opendiary site, but he never updates it.

You've got to love PigFatt's "Dearest Jessifer...I love you..." being responded to with a "Check your email, hon! Love ya!" on the forum. Poor PigFatt.

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

I know. Poor poor PigFatt. I havent' read Kinichildbride in a long while. I must do that now.

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

WAIT. Did Kinichildbride get DIVORCED?!

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

I think they're seperated, at least. I can't imagine it's easy to get a divorce in Florida. I wonder if they would get an annulment?

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

Fl? They live in Utah, right?

Is her journal on pumpkinjuice, or does she still keep her diaryland?

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

Utah. That's what I meant. I am going to Florida in three weeks, though.

She keeps her journal at pumpkinjuice now. I check the d-land one every once in a while, though.

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

Hmmm. I guess she's not so worried about family finding it. Ah yes, Destin. I guess now that you're all gonna be married, I've missed my Destin window? Dayum.

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

We're all going to be married? What do you mean? So far, only Lacey, Peter, and Brett Radosta; Patrick, Katie, and John Fitzmorris; Casey Schexnayder, and Jody and Scott Catalanotto are married. Maggie will be the first Falter to marry, and I'll be the first Lippincott. And only Peter, Brett, and Katie have children. There are tons of unmarried cousins.

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

No, no, I meant YOU are going to be all married and stuff.

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

So I'll be boring, then, and an unfun person to go to the beach with? ; )

Where's MA--+1?

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

No, no. Just that bringing your friend would be weird. I'm overthinking it.

Mike's on nights. I'm not sure where the women of the Big D are.

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

You're definitely overthinking it.

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

I guess it's just a TH day. That's odd.

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

Indeed it is.

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001

Y'all. I'm in.

Craziness today. I don't know where AB is, but she best show up, since I'm going to her house after work in my Weakest Link outfit.

-- Anonymous, June 13, 2001