Happy Hump Day!

Will Lowe check in?

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Answers

I don't know, but I will! Hah!

Back on days.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Mike!! Hallelujah!

I spoke with the MOC last night - I missed them by, like, five minutes yesterday. They like the apartment, though. Yay! Or at least, he told me they liked it so I wouldn't feel all inadequate.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Mike - I must know - at the most recent DC gathering, what was the concensus on Meloonsa?

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Well, I was not there. But from what I hear, everyone agrees that she's a loon. I can tell you flat-out that MorganG and (obviously) Erin feel that way, and I'd bet you money that everyone else agrees by now.

That gitl has problems.

I might be playing golf tomorrow (or this afternoon), so after reading yesterday's MATH postings on starlight I was trying to think of the wackiest four Squishites to pair up for golf (or any random social outing). I'm thinking Meloonsa, starlight, any random Fuzz person (say, leigha) and any one of the freaky new people. But I'm sure I'm missing some obvious ones.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Has Meloonsa done something else? I thought she'd moved to Florida? I'm so out of it. I'm addicted to Leigha and Rudergirl's journals though. I can not WAIT till JDH posts photos from the wedding she and trashy ruderho went to this weekend. Hee.

Mike - where have you been all my life? You no like MATH?

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Well, you might not want to have PigFatt along - around the 12th hole, he might get hungry and try to eat his partner.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Joh - read the Fells Pt. to Fairfax Part II thread.

You could pair up that freaky Amber Starcat and her SOUL.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

You know, I use that line all the time and it never works.

Girl, last week was pure craziness. I didn't even post a readable journal entry or forum post. Clearly, I am all about the MATH.

Read the Fairfax to Fells II thread, on the last page. That's the latest on our resident crazy.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

What a frickin' PSYCHO. I'm sure Allison wanted to call her Meloonsa in the worst way.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

And then in her journal, she wrote that it felt good to vent and call someone out in public.

Y'all, she's going to be a public defender. Don't commit any crimes in Florida, or you're going to the chair.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

what's her journal address again? Oh, I guess I can link from her profile. She really does scare me.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

She has a weblog, too! She's always ocmplaining about how she's so tired, about how she has so much to do and she just can't handle. I mean, log off the freaking internet and prioritize, already.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Anyone see this?

"Dear misscourtness,

Actually, it's September/October that's fertile. That whole 9 months thing, you know?

I *heart* math,
Leigha

*******

See? She loves us.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Mike, I dare you to write her back.

Y'all, I just spent way too much time in the dark recesses of Meloonsaville.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Not even if I was drunk.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Oh, I'll write something - "Hey, Leigha, thanks for representing on the MATH front!" She'll probably think it's funny - she's on my notify list, you know. I bet Leigha, though, wouldn't think there's anything wrong with getting married in a casino.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Damn. She's not on mine. No love from leigha the playa.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Damn, she's not on mine either! I think she has a little crush on the Tmeister.

I don't think Leigha would see anything wrong with getting married in Atlantic City.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Or Galveston, for that matter.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

You know that seedier side of Vegas that y'all saw this time? That's Atlantic City. If I were the governor of New Jersey, I think I'd pave it over.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

One thing I forgot to put in my entry was my analysis that that Reno is what Vegas would be if Vegas was a crack ho.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

And Tahoe is Vegas if Vegas was a hippie.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Thanks - I couldn't remember what my Tahoe analysis was.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Oh Flaya. Saving up for a double wide.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

I know! Her timing is perfect, in terms of when we're making fun of her.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

I know cause she hadn't talked about the trailer in a while. But why a trailer? You're 23! Rent for another year and get a condo. Sheeesh

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Y'all, this site is awesome:

http://www.biggerhand.com/henry/henrybegin.html

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Where are you jags? I'm reading the Yates thread in Squishy and can I just say PRAISES for Writergirl?

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Where's that?

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

In Current Events.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

I'm in, and y'all are probably gone to lunch.

Y'all. Madeleine Chao. Asked me about Martha Stewart King, Jr. today. I cannot even express to you how hard I wanted to laugh.

And now I'm trying to think of the funniest way possible to write about it in my entry.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

See, that whole thread just frustrates me. On many levels.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

I love Mad Mad. I told Mo about the "I AM FIVE!!!!!" story. Still one of the funniest stories ever, but Martha Stewert King, Jr., might take the cake. So which one was she actually asking about??

Mike - at least that thread is semi-intelligent, unlike the rest of the drivel on there.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

She was talking about Martin Luther. She won a coloring contest in pre-K where they had to color a picture of him, and she'd found the ribbon, and she said, "Mama, look! It's the ribbon I won for coloring Martha Stewart King!"

That Trippy Chickie or whoever on that thread is on my last nerve.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Uh, yes, she is. I decided, against my better judgement, to weigh in on that thread.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

No one commented on Writergirl's post. Probably because no one understood it.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Well, I just spent some time with Allison - it was so good to finally meet the MOC! Y'all, they have a lot of stuff, and and they have to light their oven with a match as Andrea the landlady hasn't had the new stove installed (I have no doubt, though, that the new stove will be installed shortly), but I just think it will be great. And, they already have cable, which is more than I can boast. Anyway. Allison says hello to all. AB, the UPS man arrived when I was there.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Man. In that Cookie Monster thread, Melissa called children "smelly stinky pee pee kids."

I hate her.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Oh, good! Did she like?

I miiiiiiiss my Al!

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

She likes.

I cannot bear Meloonsa. I hope she gets eaten by an alligator.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Oh I'm so glad they're getting settled. Was JoLo still there?

Meloonsa scares the hell out of me.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

JoLo left yesterday. Allison assured me that she'll be back soon, though.

AB, I want to get some of that milk stuff now, too.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Milk by Fresh? That stuff is unbeatable.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

I'd never seen it before! I want some, now.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Oh, yes, it's the best. I think I got the one I have on our Vegas trip. Al uses it every time she comes over. I thought she'd like to have one her very own self.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

How psyched am I that T has a squishy crush on me? Very!

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

But I have one on you, too, Mike! Where's my love and *hugs*, huh?

Hee.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

T - they sell it at Sephora fool!

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

I thought that went without saying.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

(ed. note: my previous post was directed to AB. Clearly I have no idea what they sell at Sephora.)

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Whew.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

t - you never wrote back to Flaya. How will she ever know how much MATH loves her too?

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Done.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Hee hee.

Okay kiddos, I'm out.

Allison, if you check in, I hope things are going well!!

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

I've been opinionated all over squishy today. That girl who wanted to lie, lie, lie to her mother. What a dumb freak.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001