It seems there was a young couple in Scottland, Angus and Molly, sitting on a rock wall. Molly says "Angus, a penny for your thoughts" the reply "I was wondering what it would be like to hold your hand" so Molly places her hand on his for a minute and then pulls back.

A few minutes more and again Molly sakes "Angus, another penny for your thoughts", the reply was "I wonder what it would be like to place my arm around you", so Molly snuggles up clost enough for Angus to put his are around her for a minute or so, and then pulls away.

A few more minutes and again she ask "Angus another penny for your thoughts" he says "Again I am wondering what it would be like to get a little peck on the cheek from you", so Molly leans over, closes her eyes and gives him a small kiss on the cheek.

A few more minutes tick by and again Molly ask "Angus a penny for....He interrups her and says " Theres something more important than your questions Molly....When am I gonna get my three cents?"

After reading through most of this lunar escapade and the archives no where does it state just what FRL stands for, does any body remember?

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 06, 2001

Answers

We are the few, the proud, we are the Fruitcake Resistance League!

-- Dark fruity (on the shelf@home.yum), July 06, 2001.

Mitch, if you read through the archives, you must have seen reference to our roots back on the original TimeBomb2000 board. I believe even our original threads there are still available for re-reading. I recommend that before you try to read them, though, you ensure that your bladder is empty and that the kleenex is at hand... you'll be laughing 'til you cry.

(Lon, maybe you should spend a day in the archives... laughter is good for what ails you :-)

-- Tricia the Canuck (jayles@telusplanet.net), July 06, 2001.

O.K., that all most makes sense; now in your FRL rules thread there is a statement of the rule: NO MALE SYSOPS, can any body translate that in to human?

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 07, 2001.

NO MALE CYCLOPS?!!

Boy, is my cuz, "One-eye" Lebleu gonna be miffed!

That's dixcrimination! That's a violation of civil rights. That's...

OOPS, that's SYSOPS, my mistake, nevermind.

PS - sysops = system operators. I guess no males, because all of 'em except me are whipped. :•)

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-- Lon Frankenstien (evil@twinsR.us), July 07, 2001.

No male sysops..I forgot all about that. If I recall correctly..Helen suggested we use the male's for "chew toys".

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), July 08, 2001.

Wow! A Kritter sighting! ;-)

Mitch, just curious about the title of this joke. Where is the church and where is the porch in the story?

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), July 08, 2001.

I must admit that I find the thought of being USED, by a woman, as a chew toy, a bit stimulating, and the type of joke is a church porch type rather than a gutter joke. Your apparently not "GRITS" or you would have heard that expression before. Now you are going to want to know what "GRITS" are; if you behave I'll proabily tell you tomorrow, now run along, powder your noses, and stop giggling.

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 08, 2001.

Oh yes I AM a Girl Raised In The South! (although I hate grits!) And I've never heard that expression. SO THERE! :-P

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), July 08, 2001.

Ladies, first helen says men should be used for chew toys; kritter repeats it in approval, now gayla puts a face on her post with an exposed tongue; am I detecting a bit of "oral fixeshion"?

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 08, 2001.

You wish, mitch, you wish.

-- helen (chew@toy.male), July 08, 2001.

If I had ANY fixation I certainly wouldn't tell YOU, Mitch. What I'm detecting, is a TROLL.

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), July 08, 2001.

Gayla, mitch is real, not a troll. Assuming of course that I AM real. (Gee, thanks, Skippy.)

-- helen (mitch@real.boy), July 08, 2001.

A troll heh? Isn't that a guy you must pay before you cross his bridge? It only took 4 or 5 direct slaps to get your attention, like I said Lon women are no fun unless their riled up. At last, a forum where I can be myself!!Hey; are any of you broads cute enough to be seen with me? Ladies you are seeing the product of an overbearing bi- och mother; cut off your daughter's eyelids and see if you don't get something simular in the female form; you want sensitivity from men, then stop removing sensitive protective parts. If you don't understand then I can send pictures.

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 08, 2001.

Mitch, I believe you have us confused with another board. THIS board is a gentler place. We don't use that type of language. We just have fun.

-- helen (not@so.good), July 08, 2001.

Watch it, Mitch. All the women here own long and short arms and plenty of ammo(except the Canadians). We like to practice too. Maybe we'll write your name on our next practice silloutes.......

-- (sis@home.zzz), July 26, 2001.