M-A-T-H, who do we appreciate? MATH! MATH! Goooooo MATH!

Good morning, lovely people.

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

Answers

Oh y'all. While I appreciate the conveinence of the red eye, my body would like to tell y'all something else about it. Something that goes along the lines of blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh.

But my boss said I didn't have to go in today as I did take the red eye, so whee to that.

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

I'll see your blaaaaaaaargh, and raise you a "Gawd, I'm stupid." I'm trying to read Columbine's art essay, and it's killing me. I keep having to go back and reread sentences. Am I really this dimwitted, or is it just Monday, I ask you?

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

Allison Lowe! Where my Bermanentry? I maybe have to kill you with chopstick or what?

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

I do Bermanation on Wed., right? Lord, my brain doesn't even work. How will I do Berman right?

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

Yeah, you're on Wednesday. Then T's next Monday, I think?

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

Helloooooooo....(hello, hello, hello)

Is this thing on?

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

AB, I am working on it now, you harpie!

I so glad you see Cats & Dogs and see devoted followers of Lin Chao kick dog ass.

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

Oh, so I'm a harpy now? Huh. Maybe I just edit your entry.

What did Lou say when he was kicking the Siamese cat ass? I forgot!

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

I can't remember. I just know that, in the middle of all the yelling, something was shouted out about Lin Chao and Chris and I screeeeeeamed. We also did a high five, I think.

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

Vince Chao and I high-fived, as well. Man, that was a funny movie.

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

Wait. Lin Chao's in Cats and Dogs?

Still, no famous people. Do they run from me? I ask you.

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

Oh y'all, the latest entry on Words Diminish? Tearful.

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

Famous people are running from you, H?

I updated. Now I just have to wait for Arrison to send me that guest entry. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, and all that.

What did y'all have for lunch? I'm hungry as a rat.

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

Well, I imagine they must be as I never see any. Eric said the trick is to look in other people's cars, so I was Starey McGoo all weekend.

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

Haha! Peeper. I can just imagine you looking into some car and Meg Ryan rolling down the window and throwing a shoe at you or something.

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001

And then I'd sell it on eBay and be rich. RICH, I say. Well, probably only if there were still tar remnants on it from when she burned rubber running away from Russel Crowe.

-- Anonymous, July 16, 2001