HOW is it July 23?!?!?!?

What's up, fools? I remain a Lady of Leisure. The interview went well. We'll see.

The MOC and I were in B'ham all weekend. He met all my high school friends. He did good.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Answers

We both ask questions.

Of course he did good. He's the MOC!

After teh interview, did the job still seem like a good fit?

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

It was a long weekend, people. I think I may need to sleep it off. Of course, I'm a L of L, so I can do that.

We got a kitten yesterday. His name is LeMont. He is the cutest thing ever, and Mad Mad loooooooves him. I don't know what got into me, but they were free, and right down the street. What else could I do, I ask you?

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

You live on a farm.

What did the Sassinator think of the new kid? I think perhaps he needs to rap his feelings out.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

I don't live on farm! Only 2 cat, one dog! Oh my God, I do live on a farm. Sass was amazingly sweet to the kitty. I'm sure it's because he's a behemoth, and LeMont is about the size of my shoe.

I think perhaps you are right, and that the Sassinator indeed needs to rap his feelings out. Hee. I'm going to ask him how he feels right now.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Le Mont should be an opera singer.

And then it could be like Carmen - a rapera, starring Beyonce Kitty Knowles.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Yes, but he's a boy. We could call him LeMonce, and he could be a famous kitty tenor, and do a duet with the Sassinator. It's all too perfect.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Lil' Meow Meow.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Ha! Little Meow Meow. We almost named him Meow Tse Chao. Maybe that could be his rap name.

The Sassinator has spoken: http://www.annachao.com/entries/07232001.html

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Hahahahahahahaha HA!

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Isn't LaMont the name of Sanford's son?

Al, I never told you how I loved your Doobie Brothers entry. Does the MOC know that I backed his ass up?

Oh - and Chris is getting a haircut tomorrow. If you'd like, haircuts could be tonight's topic for dinner conversation.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

LeMont is, indeed, the name of Sanford's son. That's where I got the name. He looks like a LeMont. Even though he's orange and white.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

He is already considering a hair cut, though it pains him in the extreme.

I did tell him that you backed him up on the What's Happening/ Doobie Brothers thing. He was very pleased.

AB, Lamont is a name that should be reserved for a black cat, as we have discussed in the past, but it's still too excellent and very funny.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Actually, my family has an orange and white cat. His name is, appropriately, Tex. Unfortunately, there are several jags who think we should name him Volunteer, but they're on crack.

I just love LaMont. Maybe the Sassinator could think of LaMont as his shortie.

And to top off my naivety for the week, I JUST figured out that in the TLC song "Scrubs," when they talk about having a shirtie but not showing love, they mean a CHILD. A shortie is a CHILD. Not a penis.

Y'all can call me Puddin' Top, as clearly, I have tapioca for brains.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

No, baby. A "shortie" is a girlfriend.

My cat Henry is orange and white, as is my brother's cat Vernon. Orange and white cats are where it's at.

When The Hen was a kitten, he was practically pink and white.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Speaking of Henry, this picture (one of like, 2 existing pictures of me and the MOC in the WORLD) was taken this weekend. It's all fuzzy, but it's cute. http://www.hateyourdaddy.com/private.html

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Arrison Rowe!

Right now, LeMont and Ally are taking a nap together. It's the cutest thing I ever saw. He's so tiny, and he's right up next to Ally.

Did y'all check out the Sassinator's friend Puffy? Man, that's some funny shit.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

AB, did you call Art Squad?

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

No, but I applied online. They no call me yet! I fear that I'll never quit being a Lady of Leisure.

Hen has the longest tail I've ever seen.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Oh, he totally has a long tail. And very long feet. He is just a long cat, really. Like me.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Al Long Cat. That's your Chinese name.

Anybody have HBO Plus? The West Memphis Three documentary is coming on Thursday and I want to tape it.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Which one is 3? Signature or Plus? If I could manage to figure out how to work my VCR.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

I think Shortie means child and Boo means love, right? Cause some of those rappers call their kids "shortie." Like Snoop.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

I think it's HBO plus. The documentary is called "Paradise Lost", and it's at 2:05 a.m. on Thursday night. Which is really Friday morning. I think. Do you have a schedule that can tell you?

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Yeah. I won't promise, as our VCR is tempermental, but I'll surely try.

It's a creepy story. I've watched the doc. before.

This day. Drag.ging.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

I know. I saw it at Matt's, but I'd love to have a tape of it. I would love you forever and ever if you could. And even send you prizes.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Well, I will try. Because prizes! Woo!

Nobody updates anymore. Wah!

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001