A farmer was talking to God.

“My harvest was great this year. Why were the yields so good?” God responded, “So you will love me”.

“The price was very good this year. Why was the price so good?” God responded, “So you will love me.”

“And you have given me such a beautiful wife. Why did you give me such a beautiful wife?” God responded, “So you will love me.”

“But God, my wife is so dense, so unobserving, so…well she just doesn’t have a lot up there. Why did you make her that way?” God responded, “So she will love you”.

-- Sojourner (notime4@summer.spam), August 02, 2001

Answers

That's a keeper, Sojo! And welcome back from your trip, we missed ya.

-- Annie (mistletoe@kconline.com), August 02, 2001.

Too funny!! Thanks for sharing.

-- JackieFla (miller672@cs.com), August 03, 2001.