Dear lord. I read Meloonsa yesterday, but I didn't understand what she meant about the bar because I hadn't been reading.

She just decided she's not going to take it? Don't you sort of NEED to take the bar? I didn't realize it was negotiable.

So she lost her job?

lordy.

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

Answers

I think she was just too tired to study.

How - I ask - HOW did she graduate from law school??

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

She's scary. I just read her latest.

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

Oh, y'all:

http://www.accessatlanta.com/ajc/metro/0807landfill.html

Allison, you'll especially appreciate this.

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

That is brilliant.

Her day was bad enough already.

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

I sent that to the MOC and he said "They sure do raise them funny in the next state over..."

He'll get no argument from me, considering my own lunatic Mother.

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

It doesn't say that she was homeless though.

So, she just felt like napping on her way home? In a dumpster?

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

Y'all, that is hilarious. Poor thing, she was just tired!

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

We are some quiet, quiet kids today.

Where are we all?

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

I'm just chillin' at the crib, you know. Watchin' Benson.

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

I can't decide which color backpack to order Mad Mad. Anybody want to help?

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

Where are you ordering from?

Did y'all see this? Neat! http://www.novanotes.com/aug2001/aug72001.htm

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

What? How could there be any question?! PINK.

Or yellow. Mad Mad looks swell in yellow, I think.

Or black, you know, because she's so down with Martha Stewart King Jr.

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

Y'all, I just applied for two city jobs. Shoot me, please.

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

L.L. Bean. Here's the link--I'm torn between khaki, copper, and light plum.

And then there's the question of what color monogram!

Here.

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

All right, well then I say khaki or light plum. One of those colors, with the other color monogram.

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

But the navy's cute, too. And the magenta.

Gah! The navy would be cute with a pink monogram.

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

I vote for navy with pink monogram. I love khaki but that woudl get crazy dirty. Navy's probably your best bet what with her being 6 and all.

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

Hannah is genius!

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

Why thank you very much.

MATH + 1 is slow today.

AB - do you know who pineapple is planning to room with at journalthong?

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

She is rooming w/me and Keli, but maybe we could switch up? It changes every day--originally it was me, Keli, Dana, and Shae, but now Dana has decided she wants her own room, and Shae doesn't know if she can go. Then Tracy (Pineapple) said she could go, and could she room with us.

Point of story: Who knows?

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

I would just like to say that I am a fucking fatass. I can't zip up my khakis that I wear every day, and that is just sad. Make me so depress!

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

They shrunk in the wash! That's it.

I'm hoping it starts raining. Then I don't have to go run.

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001