Is Mike on nights or something?

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

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T - what were you doing in Starksville?

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Hello!

Berman is mysteriously absent from the airwaves, so I think he's off, or something.

T went to Starkville to move one of her sisters into an apt, I believe.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

I helped Jane move into her apartment - my mom couldn't because she's been helping Susan get her stuff together for the dorm - she's moving in tomorrow, I think, in time for rush.

I'm giggling thinking uf us dressed as tubas.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

That was nice of you to help Jane. Why didn't she and Susan just go at the same time?

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Jane had to be at the Chi O house a 9 a.m. Tuesday, but Susan couldn't move into the dorm until this weekend.

PRAISES!!!

Y'all. After weeks of trying, we have our plane tickets for Hawaii. See, what I had did was, I had put a hold on our flights. I had two weeks to confirm those tickets. I mixed my calendar up and waited one day too long, and I lost the hold on the Delta tickets. I was so, so upset. At that point, Delta could get us to Hawaii, but they couldn't get us back. I was on the wait list, and I called Delta so many times I know they have red-flagged my Slymiles number.

Well. You can also use your Skymiles for United, and PRAISES, we were FINALLY able to get on a United flight for New Orleans --> Honolulu --> New Orleans. We leave at 8 a.m. Monday morning (giving us a day to do NOTHING after the wedding and we return on TUesday afternoon, a week later. (That Friday, we have to go to New York for Chris' best man's wedding).

Y'all have no idea how relieved I am that we have these reservations. I was so worried that I had ruined the honeymoon.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

The LORD was on your side. Oh, that Sunday will be so wonderful. Champagne brunch?

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Y'all, my mother is so crazy. She's a pain in the ass, but I have to love her anyway BECAUSE, she is writing a column for the Birminghamster about the John Lee Hooker song below. It was among the first songs I ever learned, and should go a long way in explaining why I am so fucked up. I hope I can set the line breaks right.

Process

by John Lee Hooker

I don't want no woman, crazy 'bout a process head

I don't want no woman, crazy 'bout a process head

She a process head, it's almost simple head

Ain't got no money, only got a hair-do fare

Ain't got no money, only got a hair-do fare

Ain't got a dime, enough to your hair did right

Been a fool one time, crazy over process head

Been a fool one time, crazy over process head

That no-good woman, almost drove me insane

Have mercy she begged

Lord, have mercy, on this processing fool

Lord, have mercy, on, on this processing fool

She won't have a process head, she's seen

walking up and down the street

Have mercy, have mercy, with a processing fool

(A process-head is a black person who has had their hair "processed," or done up fancy. Y'all. Hair-do fare.)

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

For my birthday, I plan on asking Chris for hair do fare.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Y'all. Pineapple. MAPTH + 1. Clacking me up.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Your shrimp thing looks goooood AB.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

It is. It maybe make Arrison Lowe come back to Darras for visit.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Y'all, WeepBoy sent me this cooky e-mail yesterday. He wants to mail me a book because it reminded him of me...

Ok...

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Get thyself a p.o. box.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

The Iron CHEF thread is on fire!

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Okay, I'm going to the Container Store. I put on my cute black pants (that still fit, Al...) so as to impress them. Cross yo' fingers.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Do it, AB. You'll rock.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Oh my God. It moved! Allison, it's all boarded up! They moved it to Ft. Worth.

Jesus Christ. A girl can't get a break around here.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Furious. You go another place. RIGHT NOW!

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Weren't you interested in Sephora? You already have on black pant! Go now!

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

I can't go to Sephora! I no have time--it arr the way in Darras! We leaving in two hour!

Pier 1? Gap? Gah. I hate being reduced to retail.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Whoa. Did all the answers just flip on y'all? Like, newest replies first?

I think I live in the Twilight Zone.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Clazy things are happening to greenspun!

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

The answers are all freaky.

I just drove from one end of Cobb County to the other trying to figure out where to register my damn car. No fun.

AB, I'm seriously considering substitute teaching until I can find a job that I really, really love. The pay isn't all that, but there's flexibility, for sure.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

I picked up an application for that the other day, T. It's not bad--$85 a day w/a degree--as long as you don't get killed by crazy high school gang members.

I'm out, babies--we're about to leave for Funroe. I'll try to check in tomorrow! Rove!

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001