I'm addicted to these shows.

My favorites are (of course) the 90210 and NKOTB True Hollywood Stories and Journey's Behind the Music.

Although, I have to say, Joey Lawrence's Celebrity Profile was pretty entertaining for someone so boring.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Answers

There's a NKOTB one? Man! I can't believe you didn't tell me, H!

I did, however, loooove the 90210 one. Even Master V got sucked into it.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

I think I've seen the Three's Company one three times, and the Natalie Wood one six times. I did see the opening part of NKOTB but missed the end.

Savannah, though. That one almost made me cry.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

I watched the Punky Brewster one the other day. Whole thing. Yeah, I know she has a real name, but who really cares?

Who knew she was just as spunky in real life? I'm all full of Punky Power now.

And here is a piece of Punky Brewster trivia: Punky was the youngest female director of a movie ever.

Who says TV isn't an educational tool?

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Wait, WG. They had one on the TV show Savannah??

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

The NKOTB one is awesome. Jon speaks! But no Danny or Donnie, unfortunately.

There's a new E!THS coming out on the Cosby Kids. There's a little soundbite about Cosby not tolerating "divas." Ha ha! Take that Lisa Bonet.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

not savanah the show; savanah the porn star. she crashed her car and killed herself because she'd need reconstructive surgery.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

Ah. I was so confused. Because I know I'm the only person who watched Savannah. Savannah and Models Inc.

I'm so pathetic.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

I'm all over the Cosby one. I love playing hooky from work and getting home in time to see old Cosby Show.

Their parenting skills don't impress me now the way they used to, though.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001

I think my favourite Behind The Music is the Motley Crue one. Just when you think they couldn't be MORE insane and trashy, they manage to up the ante. And how embarrassed am I that I found myself thinking, "Damn, that Nikki Six is hot." Cringe!

-- Anonymous, August 10, 2001

And how embarrassed am I that I found myself thinking, "Damn, that Nikki Six is hot." Cringe!

Not as embarrassed as I was when I thought the same thing. But only in that one shot where they show him writhing around in black and white as if in a heroin overdose.

Because he is not hot. He needs a hair cut AND a bath.

And how DUMB is Tommy Lee? Dumber than a big bag of dumb.

-- Anonymous, August 10, 2001

Somehow, I knew I would not be alone in my hair metal rockstar lust. Tommy Lee's dumbness truly knows no bounds. Dumber than a big bag of dumb doesn't do justice to his dummiosity. He's in dumber than a bag of hammers territory. Did you read the Motley Crue Memoir in Rolling Stone a while back? It was all about the house they boys lived in during their early days playing the Whiskey, and about how Pam met Tommy and it was true love always. Except for when he beat her and she dumped him and he went to jail and they got back together and then she dumped him again for Markus Schenkenberg and then dumped him for Kid Rock (?!).

-- Anonymous, August 10, 2001

I uh, sort of uh, think Tommy Lee is hot.

And Mo screamed in repulsion when I told her that, but then admited she liked Nikki Six, so really, see, we're both crazy.

The Pam Anderson E! one (THS or Profile, I don't know) is pretty good. The said how when she got married, no one at Baywatch batted an eye because they were so used to her antics.

-- Anonymous, August 10, 2001

David Hasselhoff actually goes into great detail regarding his opinions of Pamela Anderson in the E!THS for Baywatch.

-- Anonymous, August 10, 2001

Did you see the Behind the Music on Styx? That Dennis deYoung is twisted. But in a compulsively anal way. The guy couldn't be more uptight. the hell?

-- Anonymous, August 10, 2001

I have to admit I don't quite get the Motley Crue attractions, but then again, I'm the one who's watched the Metallica BtM approximately 1,832 times solely to hear Jason Newsted say, "Yeah, we sell out . . . every seat in the house." This was before we parted ways over Napster. But still.

-- Anonymous, August 13, 2001

Yes, Motley Crue is nasty. I admitted I was ashamed! They are totally stank. 80s stank.

Metallica, however... Just kidding.

-- Anonymous, August 13, 2001

if you want to really feel dirty and cheap (and who doesn't?), pick up a copy of motley crue's autobiography. it is aptly named "the dirt".

-- Anonymous, August 13, 2001

Did anyone catch the Billy Idol BTM this weekend? What deal did he strike w/the Devil to look so incredibly good at his age, and with all the crap he's done to himself? Or is it just his really great moisturizer?

-- Anonymous, August 13, 2001

Someone very close to me (ahem) believes that Billy Idol actually died years ago and was secretly replaced with this Billy Idol lookalike.

-- Anonymous, August 13, 2001

bumping up

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002