Slowest week ever. Got my George W. check, but too bad I've already spent it like 25 times.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

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Chao Famiry no get W. check. Sadness.

Did y'all know that it's hot in Texas? It is. I think it's already like 100 degrees this morning. HATE!

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

RowEn joined my notify. Funness.

My last two digits are 43, so I was in the first half to get checks. Seriously though, my movers are going to be $300, plus I have a new deposit and this weekend my dad fatherly reminded me that I need new tires.

I need 3 W check!

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Did you tell your dad that the fatherly thing to do would be to hook you up with those new tires?

I'm redesigning again. What's wrong with me?

Don't answer that.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Yeah, mine's been spent about a billion times already. I'm beyond po'.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

oooh, I just found out I'm only 3 degrees seperated from my sweet Jimmy Fallon. My friend Tom is friends with SNL cast member Rachel Dratch. And she even makes OUT with him. Huzzah.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Well, it's only a matter of time until y'all are in lome.

Y'all. It's August 22 and I am still unemployed. How could that be?

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I wish that I could write funny. Oh well.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I wish I didn't have a headache.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I wish I had a job.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I wish I had hair.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I wish I wasn't bored.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I wish I hadn't just put out my cigarette in my fresh Coke.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I wish I could go home and take a nap.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I wish I could go home and pack instead of being stuck at work.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I wish I could show y'all a picture of this trashy HALTER TOP that my MOTHER bought me

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I wish you could, too.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Oh, God. I can. Here it is: http://www.gap.com/asp/product.asp?wdid= 202515&wpid=103293

It doesn't look very skanky in the picture, but imagine it in white on someone with, you know, ahem... substantial... you know what I'm saying. Boobs.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Even though it's a "top pick" (hee. top. get it?), and has a built-in shelf bra?

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Hee. There's really only so much those shelf bras can do. Actually, that one works fairly well.

If you could only have seen the MOC's face... It was such a mixture of pride and shame...

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

In order for me to wear a halter with a shelf bra it can't have anything resembling a v-neck.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Yeah, I have the same problem when I wear one.

Hey, did y'all see that the Squishettes are talking about having a Con of their own in 2002. Um, why?

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I wish I hadn't eaten those powdered donuts. Barfolicious.

(You know what's fun? To add "olicious" on to everything. Like tonight? It's going to be packolicious.)

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I updated.

I wish I had a million dollars. Or like, a hundred. Whichever.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

About time!

Hee.

I officially voted for the diarist awards, I was so bored.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Oh yeah? Well I'm so bored I just read like, ALL, of It's Kat's diary. Man alive do those girls lead some trashy lives.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I'm so bored I went on the PowerBall ticket run.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Isn't it like 80 million?

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Girl, I wouldn't walk across the street for a mere $80M, much less the Key Bridge. It's about $200 million. Of course, my share of that would come to about ten dollars after taxes.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001