Whee! Good morning, babies. I'm here with Pineapple (aka Tracy) and we're drinking wine and, you know, shit.

Y'all, I wish I had some pot. Isn't that crazy?

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2001

Answers

Well, yeah. But not really. Me and The MOC are reading and trying to decide if we have enough strength after last night to get our asses off the couch.

The popular vote looks to be "no."

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2001

Tell Pineapple I'm happy she's out of the Big House.

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2001

Hahahaaaah! I crazy rast night!

Tracy got here at 2, y'all. We went to bed at 7. Seven.

I still wish I had some pot.

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2001

And this is different from every other night ... how?

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2001

AB, you are living foul. SEVEN? Lord, lord. All I once I wish I was there and am glad I'm not.

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2001

You shut up, Mike Berman. I can only get crazy on the weekend now. Summer vacation over!

Al, I wish you'd been here, too. I briefly entertained the thought of calling you around 3, but I didn't think the MOC would appreciate it.

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2001

AB, I was on the road as you were going to bed, is all I'm sayin'.

But that's my own fault. After not getting in until after 1:30 last night (because of the Redskins preseason game, not any wild partying, unfortunately), I was up at 6:30 to make an 8 a.m. tee time. Now I'm here until 8. Sadness.

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2001

Well, he probably would not have woken up, except that I would have to climb over him to answer the phone.

He totally sat up in bed last night and was about to get up and walk around, and he was asleep. The MOC is a huge freak!

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2001

Hey, AB - what'd you do to get your iBook fixed? I hate not having my speakers. Of course, I know yours went out again, so what to do?

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2001

I called them and they're sending me a box to send it to them--it was free for some reason, and if yours is still under warranty, it might be free or just a little bit.

Call them at 1-800-500-7078.

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2001