Well, there it is. Thursday already.

I have an interview today to be a gymnastics coach for the girls' team. Hee.

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2001

Answers

I still think you should go in there and do a back flip before throwing your hands up and shouting "State Champ!"

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2001

AB, good luck!

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2001

I really wish I could, but I'm scared I'd fall and break my neck, and then where would I be? Jobless, for sure.

Thanks, T!

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2001

You could say, "Um, yeah. Have y'all seen my resume? Yeah. State Champ. When should I start?"

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2001

I know. The guy I talked to yesterday said he loved my application so much it made his day. See, sometimes silliness and sarcasm is a plus!

The head coach of the girls' team is named Perseus. Pronounced per-SEE-us. I shit you not. Hahaaah!

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2001

I'm picturing a giant Romanian: "Girls! You think you working with frigging Bela Karoli?? HA! I am Perseus! And I own you!"

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2001

Where are you babies? I'm eating yougurt covered raisins and drinking a peanut butter "smoothie." Not exactly the best combo.

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2001

I've been here all day!

No one laughed at my Perseus/Karoli joke. Bah.

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2001

T, your Perseus/Karolyi joke was the funniest thing ever. And I gave you the wrong pronunciation: it's per-SUE-us. Like, pursue us.

That's even better, I think.

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2001

Girl, if you know the correct spelling of Karolyi, you should definitely get that job.

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2001