Good morning, good morning!

Oh, my kingdom for some Thera-flu.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Answers

AB, are you still sick? Tylenol Flu. It's the greatest in the world.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Well, I was fine yesterday, until about the middle of the night last night, when I woke up dead.

Tylenol Flu? Any special fancy kind, or is it just the one?

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Have the gymnastics people called?

Y'all, is it horrible awful that I want KC to give the ex-fiance throwing the computer in the pool scoop? I mean, in the pool?! And they were getting married in like March.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

I want her to, too, H. That's not evil, just gossipy.

No, they haven't called! I am sad, and I want to call them, but I don't want to be the pushy girl who really really really wants the job.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Oh, I totally want the scoop. I feel so bad for her. I can't imagine having to cancel a wedding, and I can't imagine finding out that my fiance iw a total, complate jag. I mean, she had her dress! How awful. Better to find out now, though, I guess.

AB, straight up Tylenol Flu should work. That shit is a miracle drug. I think I wrote an entry about it this winter, even.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Sometimes I crack myself up. Frank McCourt's dad. I am funny for me.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Oh, and p.s.? I woke up an HOUR late today. Yeah. I got into work about 20 minutes ago. I'm so fired. No, actually I just have to make sure I don't bust out of here at 530.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Oh, and P.P.S? I have a feeling we're about to be flooded by Squishettes, although Jessifer has made her whiny angel of death self known over on 3wa.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

I noticed that Deathiffer had been posting at 3WA.

Y'all. Starlight. On my last nerve. Does she HAVE to punctuate every sentence with, "Hee!"?

I mean, I'm guilty of the "hee" myself, but not every single time. The hee. Is that Frank McCourtian, T? Kind of like "the dole" or "the drink"?

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

L_Ling me already? Sadness.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Oh, shit! I completely forgot to mention "the dole."

I can't imagine that Deathiffer would last more than a minute at 3WA. Has PigFatt joined her?

Math dominates! Hee!

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Is someone removing posts in the New York City thread? The number keeps changing. Odd.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

I haven't noticed, but I did look up the IP number for whoever that was that posted anonymously to the other Hannah. It didn't match anybody else's on that thread.

Y'all, did I tell you how much I love my tiny wooden hand? It's true. It sits right next to me at the computer. I'm like Seinfeld with the Pez dispenser.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Tiny wooden hand?

Joh! I got the package yesterday! I'm impressed. Cooler than cool.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

AB - what is Tracy Edmondsen's phone number? I told her I'd get in touch with her before my Austin trip so we could get together, but I don't know if she'll get an email in time.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

512/461-9848.

Lyn brought me a tiny wooden hand the other day. She got it for $.99 at the World Market. I love it. It even telescopes.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

I have a tiny wooden hand backscratcher. It cracks me up.

Re: The NYC thread. I think posts only stay "new" for a certain amount of time. (Like a week.) That's why the new count keeps going down.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Ah. That makes sense.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Where's the M to the Mike?

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Is he on days? Silly Berman.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

I would think so, since he was on yesterday, but maybe he starts nights today or somethin.g

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Do you guys think we should add more topics to the forum?

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

People.

I am, once again, sneaking you a message.

I'm on a new crazy temp job today - one that involves the use of walkie-talkies. Yes. Got your ears on? Come back.

Rosh Hashana started last night, I think, so Berman might be off.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Ah yes, he probably is.

Over and out Cheese Woman, 10-4

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Sure. Like what?

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

You need a good handle, Al. Like Cheese Momma, or something.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Hee, and I called her Cheese Woman!

I think yahoo mail SUCKS because I didn't get pineapple's notify from last week, nor did I get Jessamyn's from her 14th update. Either that or I've been taken off lists en masse.

For new categories I was thinking a music thread or a love thread or a money/work. I don't know.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

We could have a self-importance thread, ie, how movies like "Pay It Forward" suck balls when they have pretentions statements at the end of the film before the closing credits, like, "For Our Children." That irked me no end.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

I meant more categories, not topics. I'm a dummy dumb.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Did any of y'all watch Letterman? I'm so mad at myself for missing it!

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

No - I missed it. I did make ass-loads of whole wheat, low fat pizza dough last night. Because I'm healthy like that. And it's fun to make your own pizza! Tonight is make-your-own-pizza night at the Casa de Anulewicz/Lippincott!

Poor Mysterio. We had MYOP a few weeks ago, and Mysterio was in awe of the fact that people actually made their own pizza. He'd never seen it done at home in his entire life. So sad, MYOP-less Mysterio.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Seriously? Well, Mysterio clearly didn't have a Miss Bonnie in his life growing up.

I know it's been like, a year, but I still can't get over him living with Chris.

Re: Letterman - I guess he was just brilliant and Dan Rather was on and he broke down twice. That just kills my little Mrs. Thompson loving heart.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Chris can't stand Dan Rather - he thinks he's a commie. So sad, the lack of Rather love in his heart.

Mysterio will be gone by the end of the year. Sad Mysterio, growing up in upstate New York where pizza only came from the grocery store.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

How can anyone NOT like Dan Rather. Oh, Chris. That hurts.

And you did explain to him the glory of Mrs. Thompson right? And he understands her role in the shaping of your young Jackson mind, correct?

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

I told him the whole story. He thinks the man is a commie. i can't understand it. He also makes fun of Texas, too. There's no hope for his taste, I fear.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

Jeebus. "He also makes fun of Texas, too." So sad. It's like I'm back on the drink.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001

He also makes fun of Texas, too

Clearly not as drunk as me as I had to read it 5 times just to figure out what the problem was.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2001