Well, when is it? Or has everybody snuck off to do something naughty? I see no use for putting together stories for a dead forum.

-- mitch hearn (moopups@citlink.net), September 28, 2001

Answers

mitch, that's ONE.

-- mistress helen (bad@baby.is.back), September 28, 2001.

snuck? what's a snuck? Is that something like a Snickers bar?

-- gene (ekbaker@essex1.com), September 28, 2001.

Helen, the mule slobber swapper; is it true that in real life you are really "Cleo, the phys____"? Fill in the blank your self! If you start that stuff again I will sent my deer over there to kick your mules butt. My deer have black windbreakers and smoke unfiltered camels.....

-- mitch hearn (moopups@citlink.net), September 28, 2001.

NO, no. Look I'm not much of a biological type expert, sense I'm a better metalillogical expert .....

But I know smoking camels are NOT mule, not mule deers, nor regular deers, and they cannot possibly be wearing black leather jackets because only smoking motorcowriders wear black leather jackets.

..... So I called a Russian zoological expert I used to know. He couldn't answer either since he had bad cold and trying to lay down with a cold brewski and a hot towel over his face ...

Seems Rudolph the Red nose drained beer.

-- Robert Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), September 29, 2001.

Well, duh...your Russian friend will never get better unless he SITS UP with the brewski...

-- helen (mule@kissing.fule), October 01, 2001.

Robert, details, details; my deer wear WIND BREAKERS not leather jackets; and they do smoke camels, there are three hanging in their smokehouse right as we speak, none of which have ever been filtered.

-- mitch hearn (moopups@citlink.net), October 01, 2001.

Okay, Okay - I get the picture.

But if your deer are wearing down and breaking windows in the smoke house while smoking camels ... aren't you kinda concerned about the fire hazard from all that extra gas?

Not to mention the glass on the floor.

Seems like they'd hurt their feet next time they walk out. Hate to see them get cut or anything.

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), October 01, 2001.

Robert, my deer came in here a few minutes ago and e mailed your neighborhood deer after slaping me around a bit; need I say more....

-- mitch hearn (moopups@citlink.net), October 01, 2001.

Hmmmmmman.

Emailing neighborhood deer, eh?

Camel-smoking, black-leather Windowbreakwe wearing, wind-breaking, gas-passing, walking on gravel, smoked deer eh?

Getting kind of high and mighty aren't they? What's next, are they going to get to sit in the king's chair and demand tribute? And just where are they going to keep these thrones and crowns?

Pride comes before a fall (and it isn't summer any more) so I hope they remember that old saying:

"Deer who live in gassed houses shouldn't stow thrones."

-- Robert Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), October 01, 2001.

The deer are slapping poor mitch around. We must think of something to do! We must rescue mitch...but how...?

-- helen (stop@deer.abuse), October 01, 2001.

I'm rooting for the deer! ;-)

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), October 01, 2001.

Gayla ... my dear, please think what you're saying here.

The deer are hanging around, breaking wind, smoking their camels (pity poor camels I'd say, even if they can't smell good because they don't have an air filter!) and wearing their black leather windbreakers while passing gas out back ....

And if the deer are rooting around, they couldn't be hanging around .... which makes them unemployed, because they're not rooting nor hanging.

Totally irreputable folks, in many people's opinion.

And hear is poor mitch, hardly a thing wrong with him (almost) .... you go cheering for the deer.

-- Robert Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), October 02, 2001.

Cut! Everybody take 1200 minutes, have a garlic bologina and great northern bean sandwich on whole wheat with mayo, check your scripts, bring your ID's, try to show up with clothes....

-- mitch hearn (moopups@citlink.net), October 02, 2001.

mitch, this is a clothing-optional forum.

-- helen, naked under my clothes (naked@nekkid.nooooood), October 02, 2001.

Okay - (How come things seems to get more confused after I start that way....) Lettuce what's up. Mike the Mule is more fuzzy - without his clothes. Helen is nekkid under her clothes. Gayla is missing her ending, or her clothes are missing her ending .... in which case, we'd like to see more of Gayla missing's ending(s) .... And Mitch is in the doghouse.

Now hold on a second - I've got sum math to do before we can get this figured out: we're supposed to wait 1200 minutes ... there are 60 seconds in a minute (but we've already waited a minute - so we can ignore seconds until the hours add up; there are 60 minutes in a degree, 360 degrees in a circle - unless you live in Canada and believe in those crazy Celcius circles ... So that means we've to hold on for so 1/18 of a regular (caffienated) circle. So, how long a circle are we measuring? Now, if you have count decaffinated circles (which are really arc's) or Celcius circles (which are a fignewton of your imagination), mitch might end up kissing Mike the Mule.

-- Robert Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), October 02, 2001.

If you use Polar coordinates, mitch might end up kissing Mike Mule's other end.

-- helen (backside@of.the.mule), October 02, 2001.

Wouldn't that make him come out in Hudson's Bay?

-- Robert Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), October 02, 2001.

No...he'd come out in Fire Island.

-- helen (duck@and.cover), October 02, 2001.

Maybe THAT'S how he got those camels to start smoking unfiltered deer .....

Then again, if he's talking about burning camels breaking wind after eating that mixture, the garlic fumes along would require gas masks, air filters, AND a leather jacket.

-- Robert Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), October 03, 2001.

Robert, where can I get a pound of that special "tobacco" you and Helen seem to enjoy so much?

-- mitch hearn (moopups@citlink.net), October 03, 2001.

"Kilo" mitch.

-- helen (terminology@is.important), October 03, 2001.