if you had to make the choice between a world where only philosophy or only physics existed which would you choose? how about the same choice for commerce or industry? how about chicken or pork?

-- erik the red (ejfoto@hotmail.com), October 01, 2001

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a world of headless haggling sophists please.

sing: 16 years ago, one day, I was walking down the street. I was cruising in Brooklyn. You know what I'm saying? Something was cooking, but, wasn't yet a chicken.

There was a man, selling chicks in a box. He said, "2 for 1, but 3 for 2." I said, "That's not bad, here's money for you." One was magenta, the other was blue.

I KNOW MY CHICKEN. YOU GOT TO KNOW YOUR CHICKEN.

One day, the blue one went away. The other grew up fuckin' well. She was noisy every night. I had always chicken-bite.

Then I met a lover. One night, she made me dinner. Licking finger, I wondered where she got the chicken.

I KNOW MY CHICKEN. YOU GOT TO KNOW YOUR CHICKEN.

Spare the rod and spoil the chick, before you go and shit a brick.

I KNOW MY CHICKEN. YOU GOT TO KNOW YOUR CHICKEN.

She went to college to study anatomy. I followed her father's butchery. We got 2 babies. Isn't it cool? One is Magenta, the other is Blue.

I KNOW MY CHICKEN. YOU GOT TO KNOW YOUR CHICKEN.

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-- Wm Dunn (willdunn@pacbel.net), November 02, 2001.

Do you like chicken? Then suck this its fowl!!

-- Jesus Fuckin Christ (jesus_666@msn.com), January 17, 2005.