Boo!

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

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God! Don't scare me like that!

Happy Halloween, MATH kids. What are y'all going to be?

Knicks! Won! Poor Michael Jordan.

It's a good day.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

I'm dressed as Mike Berman! How great is that?

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

No dressing up for me.

How's Mad's Starlight costume?

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

I'm not dressing up, but I am going trick of treating with Liz and her boy Jacob, as Josh and Chris are in the Deliverance cabin somewhere in north Georgia.

My office is innundated with peanut butter cups. Too scary for my ass.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

I know. Liv brought in a GIANT bag of candy. I hate her.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Oh, y'all? We had our fantasy basketball draft Sunday and not only did I get Iverson, I also snagged Latrell Sprewell.

Can I possibly lose?

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

My friend Aaron just got a new 4runner. It's beautiful, but I don't know if it's $40,000 beautiful.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

I am also dressed like Mike Berman.

M, you have snagged the two greatest corn-rowed, spitting, choking basketball players in the league. I am so pleased. Please name your team the Spitting Corn Rows.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

I know nothing about basketball, fantasy or otherwise, but Go Cornrows!

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Of course, I also have Dallas Big White Stiff Shawn Bradley, so that hurts the coolness factor considerably.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Yay! You got both my boos, Mike! And Shawn Bradley, at least he is tall.

Go Spitting Corn Rows!

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Spitting Corn Rows! I love it.

Joh, the 4-Runner is a lovely car, but $40,000 is a lot of bank.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

I know. Can't even fathom spending that much on a CAR. But that's me.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Is he one of those guys who rents an apartment but drives an outrageously expensive car? Like Flaya and her trailer-coveting man?

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

He does rent, but I think it's more because he doesn't want to feel like he's "settling" down than anything. He owned a house in FL and was driving a '96 Jetta. So it's not like he's crazy buying beyond his means guy. I'm sure he can afford it, it's just not a choice I would make.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Okay... He sounds reasonable, at least. But Flaya's man, buying that Acura? Hello! You want to live in a trailer! Why are you buying a car that costs as much as a mobile home??

And why did it seem like a good idea to eat three peanut butter cups? They truly slay me.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

But there are some people here that drive Audi A4s and BMWs and you know they're leasing them and you also know they have roommates because they HAVE to.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Oh, such quiet MATH, on this all hallow's eve.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Work is kicking my ass and leaving me in the ditch for dead.

But tomorrow I'll be ready to write...

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

See, the leasing an Audi and sharing a rented apartment with a roommate thing is something I just do not understand.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Oh, but how I would love to have an Audi. I love them, I do.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Girl. Buy a Passat and glue $5000 to the hood of the car, because it's the exact same car as the Audi A4.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

I've been pretty good with not eating candy today. Yay for me!

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

I just ate my fourth peanut butter cup. So sad.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

4 regular ones or 4 mini ones?

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Uh, the regular, full-sized ones.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

That's still not bad. It was all day.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Yeah, that's like a typical lunch for me.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Y'all, did I miss something? Is Hiro on the forum??

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

I think he's posted, like, twice.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Hiro still mending his broken heart.

Hiro loves Allison.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Wow, Kim of Fresh-hell got engaged!

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001