Jesus.

Is it too much to ASK that Alabama not suck right NOW on Homecoming, for LORD'S SAKE?!?!?

Oh, yes. I am yelling. It is hard enough to watch the game with my phone not ringing and my dad not calling - you know? - do they have to fuck up everything?

Maybe I shouldn't even watch it. I didn't want to, but the MOC is making me.

I may have to shirk the NaNoWriMo thing. The iBook is giving me carpal tunnel and I am feeling like everything I write is cliche. I have about a thousand words, but I only like about four of them.

-- Anonymous, November 03, 2001

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Well I'm sure that most of my words are cliche too. But they're words, right?

Why do the iBooks have to suck so bad?

-- Anonymous, November 03, 2001

I am trying to be sad for you, Al, but...you know, it's LSU. Are they still winning?

Oh, yeah. They are.

Doug and Lynda Cookston are here this weekend, y'all. Is it homicide if you kill your mother, but she MADE you? Please advise.

-- Anonymous, November 03, 2001

Well, Alabama's surging now, so you may be OK.

-- Anonymous, November 03, 2001