Helloooooo! Happy Thursday. Mike? You still on nights?

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

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Yay! Arrison Rowe Day! I am so excited, and don't want to be at work! Bah!

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

What time do you leave work? You have a direct flight?

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

I think I'm going to leave here around 3:30...yeah, it's a direct flight, leaving at 5:45. Only 2 hours!

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

How weird is this? I was searching around the office for a spare mouse pad and found one randomly sitting in a drawer that says The University of Maryland.

I don't think anyone here went to Maryland... but whatever. I grabbed it for good luck.

AB, pamie asked me if Atlanta was on full alert in preparation for your arrival. I told her that the entire nation goes on alert whenever you are in motion.

I hope my apartment doesn't look gross by the time you get here. We were so exhausted last night, we like, folded one towel, so I have to do it all this afternoon. But, we've hardly been there for a month, so it's actually not that messy. Also, the MOC cleans the place every day when he gets home, before I get there. He's a sweet cheese.

I am preparing myself in advance for weird airport mishaps. I hope we can find each other. I will have to call your cell phone from a payphone, or something.

We're gonna have a big time.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

1. pamie's funny.

2. Do not clean your house. Just make sure the booze is in it.

3. I arrive at 8:57 at gate C16.

4. Whee! Excitement! Can't wait!

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Maybe the spirit of Berman dropped it there because he knew you needed it most.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Uh, and you need to e-mail me your flight information ASAP.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

I had just told you! But I email anyway.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Maybe the spirit of Berman dropped it there because he knew you needed it most.

Heeeeeeee. Maybe.

Wherefore art thou, Berman? I mean, really. I guess I'm a jag and I need to just call him, because I feel like I haven't talked to him in a year.

Ah, I didn't see where you had done put the flight info, AB. I gots it, now.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

He's all working the night shift all busying with his girlfriend and the emailing of the pineapple.

Y'all have to promise to check in tomorrow!!

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Girl, you know there will be drunk-dialing!

Speaking of which, my cell phone bill was atrocious this month. All that Chicago dialing, I think. But I do it because I love.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

AB - have you read the Buffy recap yet?

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

No! I am reading the Gilmore Girls one right now, though. I read Buffy next!

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Uh, you know I'll be checking in, from WORK, since I have to come in tomorrow. I'm totally going to take half a day, though, or something, because I caiiin't leave The Chaos stranded in the apartment all day.

Though I could leave them my car and let them cruise around by themselves... and get lost... and wreck my car...

Of course, they could walk about a million places from my front door - especially to the coffee place, which I know they will be needing.

Anyway, AB can check in from my mean little broken speaker iBook.

By the way, people. The nonprofit no-Internet lifestyle will soon be over, because they are going to actually give me DSL in my office by the end of this month.

PRAISES.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Nobody wreck your car, baby. Vince Chao Master of Navigation.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Yay for the internet!

How's your job going, Al? Do you like it? Is it infinitely better than Texas health?

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

L_L much?

Wah, I hate it when the forums are slow.

But you can now put stuff from Target on your amazon wishlist. Wheeeeee!!!

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Poor H. You just need to start a fight or something.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

How I wish that I could. I keep trying to get the bashing thread onto a new angle but Omar always comes in pigfucking.

You update yet? You update!

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Pigfucker Omar.

No! I no update, because mean work people keep coming in here, making me do thing! Hate them!

One hou-ah, I leave here!

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Pigfucking is gross.

Some of the entries nominated suuuuck. Like any of those rants have anyting on Al's Sinner, Please. And the comedic ones? Other than Jessie's? Not funny. Well, the Bon Jovi one is funny but not Best Ever funny.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

I didn't even think Jessie's was that funny--well, I mean, it was, but not funny how I think of a best comedic entry. The other ones sucked rocks.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Yeah, it was funny, but not like super funny great haha funny. There really must not have been a lot of noms this time. We gotta make that shit right.

Y'all check this out: www.archive.org - you can enter any address and it gives you the goods. Including pamie.com. Someone sent it to diary-l specifically saying he'd been using it read pam.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

You know, they must not have gotten any good nominations, because I don't even consider my entry a Rant. I guess it could be one, but not really. I was completely surprised. Surely it won't win - I don't even sound mad in it!

Or do rants have to be angry sounding? I don't know.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

I don't think they have to be angry. I think it's just when you have a point to make, dammit! Which you did and did well.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Jessie told me there were NO nominations this time, for anything. Except they had a bunch of comedic, I think, which is weird, because I would think they'd pick better ones.

Okay, babies! I'm out! I'll see YOU, Allison Lowe, in a few hours. The rest of you? Love. And drunk-dialing, soon.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Oh, really? Very interesting. That's stupid.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001