Guess who.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Answers

Can I guess? Can I Can I Can I?

Would that be the inimitable AB Chao? Who I, uh, tried to call earlier before I remembered that she was out of town???

YAY! AB is finally 21! Happy Birfday!

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Um, and Omar? Mr. PigFucker? can I remind you that I didn't see your ass posting on the appropriate day...

all accusing the MATH+1 peeps of dropping the ball when you know yo' own fingahs work jes' fine...

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Aw. I love y'all. Even the pigfucker.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

I was too busy constructing a shrine out of coke cans and vanilla stoli bottles for the sweet AB.

Where's YOUR shrine?

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Happy Birthday, AB.

If I were there I'd actually smoke a cigarette to celebrate.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Happy birthday, Anna Bee! MWAH!

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Happy Belated Shout Out to Omar and AB! May the next year be filled with many kisses.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Yay for AB! And boo for me, since I was so caught up in the story of espionage and diet Coke that I completely missed the b-day references.

Can other people post their birthdays here, so we don't have any excuses?

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday sweet An Bei Happy birthday to you.

And many more.

When you hear that in your head, I really croon on that last time. Shut up, I do. Not everyone can be Omar, a'ight?

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Not everyone can be Omar, a'ight?

And thank God for that, is all I'm sayin'. I am too building a shrine, Mr. Rudey Von One-Upperson. Only, mine is a HOUSE. In AUSTIN. That she and Chao Famiry can move into and it will have a Riviera and a wet bar and places for her to plant that weird floral shit she does, and also the Pineapple Plant.

rove the AB.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Oh yeah, pineapple thorns?

I'm stealing Bill Gates' house and bringing it to Austin from Washington. And it's BIG! And nice. And has robots and shit.

So there.

You are fast becoming my nemesis.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

I cannot become your nemesis because you are becoming my nemesis. And why would AB want to live in Bill Gates' crappy ol' house anyway? Because that would so not fit in Tarrytown. And, I'm sure it's tacky. I see what you are saying - that you think AB is a big tacky nerdy-house-wantin' nerd.

Um, and can I still borrow your digital camera? seriously.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

What, are you going to take pictures of your weak-ass argument? Because I have a frame i can put that in.

Who says she wants to live in tarrytown? Why can't she live in the woods, by the lake, near some nice water.

Elitist.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Because who wants their child to go to school in Eanes ISD? Not AB and Vince, that's who! What, you think she wants MM to grow up to be all tacky and nouveau?

You would think that.

And I don't need to send you pictures of my weak-ass argument, because I know it will be burned in your MIND.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Ooh, this is the best birthday present ever. I'll just be over here, watching.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

ok, we've veered off from what this topic is really about -- who loves AB more.

Clearly, I win. I don't want her living in some territorial, neighborhood association, Birkenstock-wearing, no-parking- having boughie hood.

Water. Horses. Crawfish sandwiches.

Clearly, she needs to be near the lake.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Excuse me, Austin people?

Y'all can't have her.

Stop with the crazy talk.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Hey Omar - I guess you forgot that crawfish poboys do not come from your favorite restaurant, the Hula Slut. And where they do come from??? Well, that would be in Tarrytown, you crazy lover of the pig.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

What, a brother can't be wrong once in a while? I mean, damn!

You want her to live in Hyde Park. You even said so.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Sure, a brother can be wrong. Ask Poo Poo Fishcakes - you are wrong all the time.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Uh, cutting in here to say Happy Birthday to my AB.

And I bought you the Coca-Cola and Stolichnaya corporations. Drink up, buttercup.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Thanks, y'all. Even those of you with...um, other issues.

What am I saying? I know I'm not going to be trying to stop a fight over me.

Please, carry on.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

When are PG and Omar going to kiss each other with mad passion and go make a hundred beautiful babies together? Y'all fool no man with your grade school love affair. I've read enough Beverly Cleary to know that this is some true love brewing.

p.s. Let's hear about the birthday presents! Did anyone get anything good?

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Happy Birthday AB!

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

I gave AB the best present. 'Cept she probably has yet to receive it, seeing as how they most likely have to test it for anthrax and all.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Yeah, AB - and even the Dallas contingent represented! You are most loved, for reals.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Now kiss me, pineapple.

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001

I'll save that for tomorrow, baybee...

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001

Get a room. This is my birfday thread, fools.

Thank you all for the love. I can feel it all the way over here in the cold ARL.

Al, I no get first quality present! Maybe you accidentally send anthrax instead.

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001

So I was going to offer to give you kisses, one for each year and one more just because you're awesome...

But then I realized, I must've kissed you that many times already.

Doesn't stop me from offering, my dear. XOXO AB. I love ya, babe. Hope your day is fanfuckingtastic.

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001

I'm just continuing to send the BL to the AB. Even though it was two days ago.

because IRL, I believe in celebrating Birfday Week, actually. A whole seven days of being The Special One.

XOXO.

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001

So AB, how does it feel now to be old enough to see an R-rated movie?

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001

I like the Birthday Week idea. I've gotten so much love on this thread in two days, though, that if y'all keep going for a week, my head will explode with bigness.

It's very exciting being able to rent R-rated movies now, Mike! I am going to rent Friday the 13th tonight! Also, later this week, I am going to try my first alcoholic beverage!

Quit laughing.

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001

That was spectacular. I was laughing aloud when I scrolled down and saw AB's warning to quit laughing.

That said, I was wondering last night if AB's little cupcake head was going to swell to where she couldn't get through the door...

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001

Yo, AB, happy birfday week!

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2001

Belated Happy Birthday, AB!!!

Now that your old enough, could you pick me up a pack of cigarettes on your way home? Thanks.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2001

I, sadly, cannot pick you up a pack of cigarettes, Hannah. Smoking is a filthy, disgusting habit.

Quit laughing.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2001

AB - perhaps now they won't card you in Vegas anymore...?

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2001

Quit laughing.

...just... can't.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2001